The Adventures of Stewie, Bender, Spongebob, Marik, Bakura, and Gaara

Chapter 1 of 5

In the world of Bikini Bottom……….

The narrator suddenly thinks of characters to begin talking.

Stewie walks out of the house of Spongebob

Stewie: My, it's a righty good day to be living under water??????

"Living!!!! Under!!!!!! Water!!!!! What!!!!!! who the hell idea was this???!!! I wanna halla at the manager"

Spongebob: "What's up Stewie?"

Stewie: "How tha hell do you know my name???"

Stewie: "it's mothafuckin narrator's fought" "When I get finished I'm going to ring that motha's neck out around my scrawny little arms."

Spongebob: " It's not that bad man, just learn to live with it"

Stewie: " Not that Bad!!!, I'm not even supposed to be hear you stupid yellow block!!!"

Bender jumps out from under a rock that has many similarities of Patrick's

Spongebob: " When did you get hear?"

Bender: " Motherfucka, didn't you just see me jump the fuck from under that dusty ass rock?………..damn you're stupid."

Spongebob: " Sorry mam, I didn't mean it like that……baaaag the fuck up off me Niger."

Bender: "What tha fuck, you stupid bitch…why in tha hell are you calling me a woman you retarded paper bag. And I'm not a nigga, I'm a hard core robot, and learn how to spell you ignorant white bitch.

Stewie: "Hold up, watch it, wit all that white man stuff…..ROBOT!!!"

Bender: " I'm going to get my nigga friends….uh huh, uh huh….yeeeah, we gone kick bof of yall ass."

Stewie: "Ain't no need fo all dat fuss cuz…………

Bender: "Yeah right!"

There's a great flash and all of a sudden Marik and Bakura pops into the world of Bikini Bottom

Marik: "What tha hell is going on?" "I was looking for a nice quiet trip to the shadow realm."

Bakura: " What is this????" " I demand an answer!!"

Bender: "Hey, it's my buddy Bakura, nice to meet you old friend."

Bakura: "Nice to see you too old buddy, how long has it been?" "Fifty years?"

Bender: "Yep!"

Bakura: "I missed you baby, I mean, I really missed you!"

Bender: "Same here, buddy, same here."

Both Bakura' s and Bender' s eyes begin to water

Marik has a jealous look on his face, and begins to worry that his and Marik' s friendship is turning into a complete wreck

Marik: "Hey, Bitch!!" "That's my man!!!"

Bender: "What, you were wit that skeezer??"

Bakura: "No, man it was just a big misunderstanding!!"

Bender: "No, I understand I'm leaving, and that's that!"