A spanner in the works

by Aderpyuchiha

Itachi had best friend? What if he was trained by Jiraiya? What if he'd been trained by the greatest the shinobi world had to offer? What if he was the one of the strongest people in the shinobi world by the time he was 11? What happens if he adopts a 5 year old Naruto and trains him? And what happens if Zabuza and Haku survive? Rated M just in case. No lemons! 2 chaps. a month

1. Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, BLEACH, OR ANY IMPORTED CONCEPTS

JUST MY O.C.

I'M STILL YOUTHFUL

Also

Disclaimer this is my first story and this is only the first chapter. Please give it a chance and hang around until it gets to its coolest(beginning of shippuden).

The whole of the part 1 is going to be done by like chapter 10 so it will be quick.

'Blah blah blah'- human thoughts

'Blah blah blah' -summons /bijuu thoughts

"Blah blah blah "-human speech

"Blah blah blah" -summons/bijuu speech

Obviously all caps is shouting.

Two figures sparred in the dark. One was panting pretty hard and was having his ass handed to him while the other casually evaded all blows thrown at him, before stomping the other's foot, hitting him in the solar plexus and throwing him over his shoulder.

" I think that's enough, " Itachi panted.

"Maa, maa, you just don't like getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter,'tachi-kun ," came the other's snarky reply.

"We're six."

"Six year olds becoming genin tomorrow."

The two continued to bicker for a while before saying goodbye and heading home.

SUPER MAGICAL NINJA TIME SKIP

1 YEAR LATER

OCTOBER 10

"RUN IT'S THE KYUUBI!" shouted a random jonin.

" PROTECT THE VILLAGE UNTIL THE YONDAIME GETS HERE!" Hiruzen bellowed.

"HAI HOKAGE SAMA!"

'YONDAIME SAMA WHERE ARE YOU!': thought Hiruzen Sarutobi

A giant kraken like squid was clinging on to the kyuubi, strangling it and holding down so the Sandaime could hit it with the adamantine staff Enma had transformed into.

"Ninpo: four crimson ray formation," whispered Minato, trapping the kyuubi, the squid poofed back to where it had been summoned from, no longer needed to contain the kyuubi.

'I'll have to seal it into Naruto.'

He performed handsigns so quickly that not even an Uchiha would have seen them.

"Shiki Fuin."

He proceeded to seal the kyuubi and along with Kushina said his final goodbye.

TWO DAYS LATER

Jiraiya really didn't believe Minato was dead. Even against the fucking kyuubi. That man took on the third tsuchikage, fourth raikage and third mizukage, not only when he was a jonin and not hokage yet, he had just wrecked an Iwa army and fought the nibi jinchuriki, so he had used up quite a bit of chakra, he lived to tell the tale and killed the mizukage.

He was a fucking god.

He was probably as close to Hashirama as anyone would ever get.

To Jiraiya's surprise when he walked into the hokage office and saw his sensei sitting there.

" So he's really gone, huh," said Jiraiya solemnly.

" There's stuff we need to discuss," Hiruzen said," You should probably take a seat."

Jiraiya complied and slumped into a chair, still gobsmacked that his student was dead.

" First off, you've been elected as the new hokage."

" I'm not doing it," Jiraiya said sharply. That had been enough to wake him up.

"Secondly, you're to return to active shinobi duty."

"Not doing that either."

"I thought as much, Jiraiya."

"Thirdly we need to talk about your godson."

"I can't do it,"cried Jiraiya,"I'll pay for his rent, his food whatever but I can't stay here to raise him, there's just too many bad memories."

"Very well," Hiruzen said sadly, "so be it."

Jiraiya wiped his tears and exited the building. As he walked towards the gate he felt a chakra coming toward him. It was high chunnin level and it was coming at him at mid-chunnin level speed. He assumed it was a fan, who wanted an autograph.

Until he turned around to have a kid's foot planted in his face.

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"yelled the kid at the top of his lungs.

"What the...?"

"Train me."

"Now, gaki , I don't have time for this I need to go do some research."

"Train me."

"Come on gaki go play with one of your friends."

However Jiraiya froze. The kidhad a headband on his bicep and wore a black variant of the chunnin flak-jacket over a white t-shirt along with a black variant of the standard shinobi pants and sandals.

Kid could dress snazzy, he'd give him that.

"Alright, gaki, show me something, convince me."

The kid nodded and pulled out a piece of chakra paper, which intrigued Jiraiya.

He channeled a small amount of chakra into it. It immediately split into three pieces, one caught alight, the next crumpled and the third became sopping wet.

'Four nature types, at his age, he can't be older than ten,' thought Jiraiya.

"Say, gaki, how old are the you?"

"I'm seven"

'Only seven!'

"Something wrong,ero-sennin?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"And anyway is that all you had to show me, what else do you know?

"Well I got Gai senpai to teach me how to open the first two gates and my dad's martial arts style that we found a scroll for, Kurenai senpai taught me some genjutsu, Kakashi senpai taught me his raikiri, the water dragon bullet, great waterfall jutsu, water prison jutsu, water clone , kage bunshin, and earth style mud wall jutsu, Asuma senpai taught me shuriken and kunai kage bunshin, fire style burning ash and how to use his trench knives and heck he even gave me a pair, I learnt a bit about swords from Yugao senpai but not much, Sandaime-sama showed me the kuchiose and fire style flame bullet, and 'tachi's dad showed me fire style fireball jutsu and phoenix flower jutsu."

Jiraiya just gawked. 'A seven-year old knows all that.'

"Gaki you're becoming my apprentice for sure!" proclaimed Jiraiya. 'He could be stronger than Minato.'

"Just one thing, what summoning contract do you have?"

"Oh, I have two one with squids(A.N. yeh squids are a summon and the have sage mode. Also some are huge. Like bigger than Gamabunta huge, like kyuubi huge. Squids motherfuckers) and one with a race of giant creatures that call themselves the bankai.(literally based off of 3 of the captain's bankai from bleach)Basically one is a giant caterpillar, ones a giant snake, and the last is a giant samurai. I was kinda hoping I could sign the toad contact."

"What the heck would you need that for!"

"Well you see the bankai are awesome but use to much of my chakra to summon and squids are kinda stupid on land don't ya think."

"Well I suppose gaki," huffed Jiraiya.

"So when do we leave ?" questioned the kid.

"As soon as we clear it with sensei."

"Done," said the kid smugly.

"How?"

"I had a shadow clone go to him while we talked."

'Damn this kid is really something.'

"Well we also have to tell your parents."

"They died when I was two."

"Okay so I guess we can leave then."

The two left side by side, headed for kumo.

"One more thing, gaki."

"Yeah,ero-sennin."

Jiraiya mentally face palmed, he was gonna have to fix that.

"I did forget to ask..."

"Yeah?"

"What is your name?"

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