I wrote this because Ironhide is my favorite character and I didn't like it when they killed him off. These stories are shot one-shots about his times on earth and with the Lennox family. please read and review.
enjoy!
Ironhide's first car wash
Lennox and Ironhide just got home from a mission and drove into the drive way when Sarah Lennox came running out.
"No, he's not coming anywhere near this house until he is clean!" Sarah Lennox yelled.
"But Sarah I just got home, I'm tired." Lennox whined.
"William Lennox! Now! Take him through a car wash."
"Fine..."
"Lennox we are not doing this." Ironhide said to Lennox.
"We have to; happy wife, happy life." Lenox responded. Ironhide mumbles a snarky comment incoherently to Lennox. "What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Whatever, oh theirs a cheaper car wash." Lennox said. When they drove into the car wash station there was a high school cheerleading squad.
"Cheapskate."
"No, charity it's different." Lennox said. Ironhide looked in annoyance. They drive into where the cheerleaders pointed to.
"What will it be sir car wash or a wax or both?" one of the cheerleaders asked.
"Let's do both."
"Oh god." Ironhide said. The female cheerleader looked stunned.
"Who said that?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're crazy."
"Alright, I need a car wash here." The girl yelled.
The cheerleader begin the car was and ironhide shake a little and groans the whole wash.
"Is someone ticklish?"
"No, I'm cold not ticklish."
"Yes, you are."
"Can we go home now?"
"No, you're a car that needs washing."
"I'm technically a robot."
"But you're still a car."
"That transforms into a robot" ironhide continues.
"But you look like a car."
"I could go back to base leaving you unprotected."
"No, Optimus would get very angry."
"That wouldn't stop me."
"You can't get out of here."
"I'll transform into a robot and kick you out."
"National security!"
"Damn, I hate this."
"We don't want the planet to be in distress do we?"
"From one transformation?"
"From how much destruction you can create."
"I'm so close to 'pushing' you out of this car."
"You can't because of national security."
"Are you just saying national security just so I don't kick you out?"
"Maybe...nope."
"You are."
The cheerleader starting to wax ironhide and before they started ironhide was already groaning.
"Just stop this insanity." Ironhide yelled out.
"Did you guys hear that?" a cheerleader said. The others nodded 'no.'
"Please stop the insanity."
"Sir, did you say something about stopping?"
"No, I was on phone with my boss." He slyly puts a loose chocolate chip in his ear to act as a Bluetooth.
"okay." the cheerleader says questioningly.
"It's a chip that is small easy to lose."
"I'm going back to waxing."
"You're an idiot." Ironhide said.
The girls finish up the wax. They put everything away and one of them walks up to the car.
"That will be $5.00." the cheerleader says. Lennox hands her the money. "Thank you, have a great day."
"Thank god that's over."
"Yeah, bed time."
"That's my first experience of a car wash, it sucks."
"Now I know your weakness, you're ticklish."