Umm...Hi... Well anyways this is my new story, in honor of Valentine's day. Yup, I have a V-day fic just like the other hundreds of people who posted one up. It's a 3 part story in which I will put the rest up after I go to school. So... Umm... Enjoy?

SasuNaru V-day Fiasco

By: elloshort

(WooHoo!)

Disclaimer: I Unfortunatley DO NOT OWN Naruto. It belongs to that genius Masashi Kishimoto.

"Naruto can I stay here tonight?" asked Sasuke in a rush.

"Eh?" he stared at the Uchiha.

Naruto was confused. First of all the Uchiha was at his apartment at 11:57 pm February 13th. Second, The Great Uchiha, whom was currently 16, was asking to spend the night. Something was fishy.

"Why? Why do you want to stay here in my little apartment, when you have that huge ass mansion?" he asked the raven.

"Please Naruto. Can I stay here for tonight and tomorrow?" he asked.

Naruto just stared at the Uchiha for like a good two minutes. The Uchiha got frustrated.

"Naruto! I don't have time. Please let me in." he yelled while activating his Sharingan.

That frightened Naruto. Sasuke Uchiha was…begging? Well more like pleading.

"Fine." Naruto said while he stepped aside to let the Uchiha in and closed the door. He heard an audible sigh.

"So?" asked Naruto.

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow.

"So what?"

Naruto glared.

"Do you want to tell me wha—" but was stopped when he heard the ENTIRE female population scream "Sasu-kun!"

Naruto's eyes grew big. He hurriedly went to the window. "WTF?!" he mouthed.

There were hundreds of girls, old ones, young ones, fat ones skinny ones. Konoichis and… wait a minute! A few GUYS too. They were all headed in the direction of the Uchiha mansion.

Naruto tried to step back, but accidentally bumped into Sasuke who was looking at the mob from over Naruto's head.

"Hn…There's a lot less this year." He said contemplating out loud.

Naruto's eyes widen. "Less this year? There's about 300 people!" he thought.

"Why are they going to your house, teme?" Naruto asked. He had to know.

Sasuke looked down at Naruto, with an 'Are you that much of an idiot?' face, but after 20 seconds of no responses from the blond, Sasuke just sighed and tried to explain.

"Every year since I was twelve, at exactly midnight, people tend to have the delusion that I want to be their stupid Valentine. And since nearly getting pulled apart by those…those… animals, I've taken a mission during this time so they will stop bothering me. But this year, not one damn soul in this ENTIRE world needs a ninja today, so I'm stuck here…with you." He finished.

Naruto came out of his shock to say 'Oh.'. Sasuke rolled his eyes and headed off towards the blond's bedroom.

"Where are you going?" asked the confused blond.

"To your bed." He said without turning around.

"Eh?! And where am I suppose to sleep?" he huffed.

"You got a couch. Make yourself comfortable." He replied and closed and lock Naruto's bedroom door.

"What the hell teme?! I'll get you back. Believe it!" he said pounding on his door, trying not to break it.

He heard a loud 'Hn' and even though he couldn't see it, he knew the raven was smirking that famous grin.

Inside my Head

Hiya! It's...6:37 am and it takes 5 minutes to walk to my bus stop in which I'm suppose to be at 6:40. So... umm... bye and review. (Runs out the house into the darkness)