Hello! This is my new story called Shinobi Kittens. I will update every two weeks. I know there are a bunch of stories out there where the Naruto characters turn into cats and come into our world, but I wanted to try making one. I've read a lot of really good ones, and was inspired to create the story you just clicked on. I hope it's up to par!
Warning: Spoilers about Tobi's true identity. For those of you that don't know it already.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. All I own is four cats that definitely aren't Naruto characters.
Darkness.
This was all Tobi saw as he opened his eyes. "Sempai?" he called out, listening for a response. "Leader-sama?" Nothing.
He tried to turn on his Sharingan, only to find he couldn't activate it. He was starting to get worried now.
Until he heard a grunt, and saw bright blue eyes appear.
"Sempai!" he called out, rushing over to a very perplexed Deidara, who was wondering why he had just woken up in complete darkness, and all he could see was a large brown eye, which was attached to Tobi of all people.
"Tobi?" he asked. "What's going on, un?"
"Tobi doesn't know! Tobi just woke up in this dark and creepy place, and was very scared until Sempai came!" Tobi cried, his eye watering slightly with fake tears.
He sighed. Again, of all people to be in a dark, unknown place with, why Tobi? "Go explore or something, Tobi. See where we are."
"Okay!" he exclaimed, and only got two steps before tripping over something. Following that was a long string of profanity and big magenta eyes.
"Hidan-san!" Tobi cried, latching himself to the annoyed Jashinist, only causing more curses to fill the air.
"Tobi?" Hidan groaned. "What the **** is going on?! I can't see a ******* thing!"
"That's not good, Hidan-san. You should see someone about that."
"**** you."
He tried to stand up, only to fall flat on his face from lack of balance. "Ow! Why the **** can Tobi walk, but I can't?!"
"Oh, Tobi can't walk. Tobi's just walking on his hands and feet."
Hidan and Deidara blinked. "Why (the ****) are you doing that (un)?" They both said at the same time.
"Well, Tobi couldn't walk on his feet, so he used his hands also!"
"******* idiot," Hidan muttered.
"Shut up," a monotone voice sounded out, and the three Akatsuki turned to see a pair of half-lidded reddish brown eyes staring at them. "You're giving me a headache."
"... Danna?" Deidara asked.
"Yes?" said the now confirmed to be Sasori.
"Aren't you... Dead?" he questioned hesitantly.
"Last I checked, yes."
"So... How come you're here?"
"I don't know."
"Oh! Oh! Maybe we're dead also!" Tobi suggested, secretly hoping that wasn't the case. If it was, then everything he had worked for was for naught.
"**** that ****!" Hidan exclaimed. "I'm immortal!"
A yawn broke through the air. "What's going on, daytebayo?"
"Who ******* said that?" Hidan demanded, spinning around to meet a pair of cerulean blue eyes. They widened.
"Who are you?" the newcomer asked.
"Me?! Who the **** are you?!"
"I'm Naruto. Where am I?"
Hidan grinned evilly. "Look. It's the ******* Kyuubi brat! Right here!" He smirked. "How ******* convinient."
Naruto's eyes looked like they were going to explode. "You're Akatsuki?" he cried.
"Yup! And you're ours!" Hidan started towards the jinchurriki.
Only to fall again, ruining the intense atmosphere.
"Ow! **** this ******* *** of a ******* ***** **** **** **** **** **** ******* ****!"
"******* ****?" Tobi mimicked, tilting his head.
"Yes! ******* ****! Ow! *********!"
"Yaaargh!" Seeing the Jashinist distracted, Naruto started to charge towards him, but tripped and fell also.
Deidara tried to take advantage of Naruto's temporary immobilization, and rushed forwards, despite seeing it fail for all the others, causing him to meet the same fate as Hidan and Naruto.
"Tobi's turn!" Tobi cried, and ran to the three, tripping just like they did.
Sasori sweatdropped. "I'm surrounded by idiots," he muttered.
"What's all that noise?" someone said, and more eyes appeared, showing the awakening of 10 more people.
"Pathetic," came a voice from a pair of orange narrowed eyes. Pein. "You outnumber the Jinchuuriki 4-1, and yet you still can't capture it!"
"Well, I'd like to see you try, Mr. 'I can do ******* everything and if you can't do that ****, you're ******* useless!'" Hidan growled.
"Who is here?" Pein said, smartly choosing to ignore the raging immortal.
"Oh! Tobi's here! Tobi's here!" Tobi exclaimed.
"I'm here, un," said Deidara.
"Me." Sasori.
"I am." Kisame.
"Here." Kakuzu.
"We're here." Zetsu.
"I'm here." Konan.
"What is this, ******* role call?" You know who. No, not Voldemort.
"Hn." Itachi.
"I'm here, daytebayo!" An idiot.
"Naruto, you idiot!" said someone with a pair of large green eyes that crawled over to him and hit him in the back of his head. Sakura.
"Ow! Sakura-chan! What was that for?"
"You don't announce your presence to a bunch of S-ranked criminals that are targeting you specifically!"
"... Oh."
"Hn. Seems you're exactly the same as ever, Dobe."
"Sasuke!" Four pairs of eyes spun towards the missing nin, including Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, who hadn't said anything before this, and Itachi, who was surprised to see his brother here, but managed to hide it, clearing his throat. "I mean, hn. Sasuke." As an afterthought, he added, "Foolish little brother."
Sasuke's eyes narrowed with fury as he saw Itachi. "You!"
Tension was in the air as the two stared at each other. There was sure to be a battle to come. It would be the battle of the century. Brother vs. brother. Missing nin vs. missing nin. Murderer vs.-
"Stop." A calm voice broke through the mood, causing all to turn towards a pair of sea foam eyes that hadn't spoken until then. "Now is not the time for fighting. We need to figure out where we are and who brought us here."
"Gaara, you're here too?" Naruto asked. Gaara ignored him.
"That's right," Kakashi said. "Since no one knows what's going on, we should make a temporary alliance, at least until we get out of here."
"What?!" Naruto spun towards his teacher. "Kakashi-sensei, you can't really be thinking of teaming up with them! They want to kill me!"
"Naruto, it's our best option," Kakashi explained. "Right now, all of us have been resorted harmless and put together in a dark place. No one knows what's going on. It would only hinder all of us if we got into a fight now. If we team up, we could figure out how to get out of here quicker."
"... Fine," he muttered.
"Sakura?" He turned to the kuniochi.
She shrugged. "I'll do it, if it'll get us out of here faster."
Pein looked towards the rest of the Akatsuki. "Well?"
"No way!" Deidara.
"It's the quickest way to get out, so I say yes." Sasori.
"I'm not ******* working with these ******* pansies!" Guess who.
"I don't really care." Kakuzu.
"I guess, as long as we can fight afterward." Kisame.
"Hn." You know what, Itachi needs to learn how to talk in complete sentences.
"Sure. What?! No way! It's our best option. We're not doing it! Yes we are. They're our enemies! Do you want to be stuck here for who knows how long? Why can't we just- I know what you're going to say. For some reason, we can't access our chakra. ******! Don't curse! I'll ******* curse if I want to! Do you want to sound like Hidan? ... Point taken. We say yes." You really should know who said that.
"Whatever you think is best." Konan.
"Tobi thinks we should team up!" Okay, if you need me to tell you who said this, turn off your computer right now and go find a psychiatrist. You obviously need one.
Pein glanced in Tobi's direction, wondering why he wanted to do this, but he wasn't about to disobey the true leader of Akatsuki. He turned back to Kakashi. "All right. We'll work together. For now." There were some protests coming from the people who said no, but Pein ignored them.
Really, Tobi, aka Madara, aka Obito's reasoning was simple. Naruto = Idiot. Idiot = More likely to reveal all of Konoha's secrets by accident. Especially to 'harmless' Tobi. Insert evil laugh.
Kakashi nodded, before turning to the fuming Uchiha. "Sasuke?"
He glared at Itachi. "Hn."
Everyone looked at him in confusion, except for Kisame and Itachi. "I speak Uchiha," Kisame volunteered. "He said, 'I would rather throw myself into a pit of rabid fangirls than be allies with him.'" Kisame gave him an odd look. "Okaaay. Whatever floats your boat."
"If you don't do it, not only will I find those fangirls for you, I'll give them copies of Icha Icha first to give them ideas, then strip you of your clothes and lock the door behind me," Kakashi threatened darkly. Everyone in the room shuddered at the thought.
Sasuke's eyes were wide. "... Fine," he muttered, all the while glaring in Itachi's general direction.
"... We really need some light in here," Sakura said, voicing everyone's thoughts.
As if on cue, the ceiling of the room shifted a bit in the center, flooding the room with enough light to see. Everyone stared in shock at what was shown.
"The ****! Where did all these ******* kittens come from?!" snarled a silver cat with large magenta eyes. All the other cats looked at him in surprise.
"It can talk?" exclaimed a yellow kitten with big blue eyes and fur sticking out all over.
A pink cat with green eyes whacked him in the back of the head. "Idiot! Can't you see? We've all been turned into cats!"
"It explains why I can't access my chakra," Pein reasoned, inspecting his new, considerably shorter limbs.
"Hahahahaha!" Hidan laughed, pointing his furry paw at Pein. "Leader's a ******* kitten!"
"In case you haven't noticed, you are too," Kakuzu let him know dryly.
Hidan twitched.
Sasuke looked over the kitten shinobi, searching for a certain man... There. The man who had ruined his life, now not even half a foot tall and covered with fur.
It just wasn't fair. The one time that man was resorted helpless, and it happened to him, also. Plus, he had been forced into an alliance with him by his former teacher, who was now talking quietly with that one sand guy with the demon he had to fight during the chuunin exams. Sigh. For now, he would have to settle for glaring at the criminal turned cat.
Tobi was jumping around excitedly. Inwardly, he was furious at this turn of events, but he wasn't about to show it. He pounced on an annoyed Deidara's back. "Sempai! We're kitties!"
Deidara pushed him off, annoyed. "Yeah, I know, un. Now get off of me!"
Tobi cocked his head at him. "Tobi thinks Deidara-sempai is a cute kitty!"
Deidara glared at him. "Shut up, un! You're annoying!"
Sasori watched them with amusement.
Just then, the top of the room, or box, as they had discovered, opened up. They squinted from the bright light, and looked up, meeting a pair of blue-grey eyes attached to a curious face.
That was chapter one! I'll post the next chapter in two weeks. Oh, and I will be choosing one OC that a reader submits to include in addition to the ones I already have. It won't necessarily be the first one; it'll be the one I like the best. It can be male or female. If you want them to be paired with anyone, please tell me who. I'll let you know if I pick you. Thank you! Please review! :)