Stranger: No, in answer to your question. SH

You: Of course you did. You just don't want to admit iiiit. JM x

Stranger: No, I'm pretty certain I did not miss you. SH

You: You missed my wonderful personality, didn't you? JM x

Stranger: I missed a criminal that made sense, more or less. That doesn't mean that I particularly miss /you/. SH

You: You liked me more than Magnussen, didn't you? JM x

Stranger: Obviously. SH

You: So you did miss me. JM x

Stranger: Hardly. SH

You: Don't be embarrassed, honey. JM x

Stranger: I'm not embarrassed. SH

Stranger: I haven't had time to miss you even if I had. SH

You: You did keep busy, that's for certain. JM x

Stranger: I was kept busy. Magnussen still created problems. SH

You: I was worried that you were going to get exiled. JM x

Stranger: I was exiled. Technically. SH

Stranger: Only I was brought back before I wasn't even out of London. SH

You: You're welcome. JM x

Stranger: I didn't thank you. SH

You: Didn't have to. JM x

Stranger: Why did you do it? SH

You: I couldn't have you going off without me. JM x

Stranger: You are supposed to be dead though, so it wouldn't have made much a difference. SH

You: Not anymooooore. JM x

You: So tell me: how'd you do it? JM x

Stranger: I'm known to be indestructible. SH

You: Oh, ha ha. JM x

Stranger: What? SH

You: Seriously. Tell me. JM x

Stranger: Why? SH

You: Because it's /interesting/, and I want to know if I was right. JM x

Stranger: What was your theory? SH

You: You jumped off the building, hit an inside of that truck that had an air bed in it, and pushed out my Sherlock look-alike. You hired all the people down there to distract the good doctor. Done. JM x

You: (this was my actual theory before I saw the show)

Stranger: (Damn, that's good, lol.)

You: (I was close.)

Stranger: No truck. SH

Stranger: And the people weren't hired, as such. SH

You: Damn. JM x

Stranger: What? SH

You: Just was a bit off. JM x

Stranger: A bit. SH

You: And your theory about meeeeeeeeeeee? JM x

Stranger: You? SH

You: Yes. How did /I/ do it? JM x

Stranger: I'm working on that. SH

You: Tell me? JM x

Stranger: I said I'm working on it. SH

You: You know I'm not a patient man. JM x

Stranger: You waited two years to come back from the dead. Patience is compulsory in you whether you're aware of it or not. SH

You: It was involuntary. JM x

Stranger: Yet you still did it. SH

You: (Do you mind if Richard Brook is real, and Moriarty's twin brother? Totally cool with it if you do.)

Stranger: (I was JUST thinking about that. Like 2 seconds ago)

Stranger: (Can you read minds...? :P )

You: (...no.)

You: (probably. )

Stranger: Two theories. SH

You: Do tell. JM x

Stranger: It's quite possible that it was a fake gun, triggering the explosion of a blood pack attached to the back of your head. All you'd have to do was lay there until I jumped off the roof. SH

You: Mmhmmm...? JM x

You: (THAT IS TOTALLY MY THEORY)

You: (MIND READER)

Stranger: (Googled :P Guilty of using google. I just... God knows. LOL)

You: (MIND READING GOOGLER)

You: (What's your name? I'm Fiona.)

Stranger: (Stacey, hey :) )

Stranger: What? SH

You: And the other theory? JM x

Stranger: The 'actor' Rich Brook. He was your brother. SH

You: Still is, I think. JM x

Stranger: Still. He's your brother. SH

Stranger: You're good at telling lies but /not/ that good of an actor. SH

You: You don't /know/ that. JM x

Stranger: Good estimation. SH

You: It's true. Poor little Richie... JM x

Stranger: Hm. SH

Stranger: So that's it? Your brother? SH

You: Nope. The first theory was right. But Richie is out there. JM x

Stranger: I was still right. SH

You: Good job. JM x

Stranger: I was still right. SH

You: Yes, you were. Happy? JM x

Stranger: Quite. SH

You: Noooow do you miss me? JM x

Stranger: I've answered that question. SH

You: But that was ages ago. JM x

Stranger: Not that long. SH

You: Felt like ages. JM x

Stranger: I missed a criminal that made sense, more or less. That doesn't mean that I particularly miss /you/. SH

You: Yes, you said that already. JM x

Stranger: You asked the question again. SH

You: Touche. JM x

Stranger: Quite the risk though. Broadcasting your return live on every station on every TV over the country. Everyone knows who you are. SH

You: I know. But it was funny. JM x

You: Richie is /not/ happy with me. JM x

Stranger: No, I don't think he would be. SH

You: I promised not to save your arse. JM x

Stranger: And you did. SH

Stranger: In a sense. SH

You: Yes. JM x

Stranger: Death just doesn't seem to agree with me. SH

You: No. It wouldn't reflect well on me if you died like some common criminal. JM x

Stranger: Clearly. SH

You: Now, Magnussen on the other hand... JM x

Stranger: What about him? SH

Stranger: What about him? SH

You: He deserved to die like you disposed of him. JM x

Stranger: It was the only way to dispose of him, given the time limit and situation. SH

You: It was sexy on your part. JMx

Stranger: It had to be done. No one else was going to do it. SH

You: I love it when you're chaotic. JM x

Stranger: I'm not chaotic. SH

You: Not always. JM x

Stranger: Hardly chaotic. SH

You: Agree to disagree, love. JM x

Stranger: How? SH

You: You did shoot a man in the face. JM x

Stranger: Through the head, there's a slight difference. SH

You: Fine, be pedantic. JM x

Stranger: Why does everyone seem so surprised by the fact that I shot him? It needed to be done, no one else was willing to do it, I simply sped things up and I was the only one who /would/ have done it. SH

You: Chaaaaos. JM x

Stranger: Alright. Chaos, but necessary. SH

You: Necessary chaos. Do go put that on your business cards. JM x

Stranger: Well, what does it matter? It's done now. SH

You: Sooo, when are we meeting up? JM x

Stranger: I didn't realize we were making our meetings an annual thing. SH

You: Clearly they're biannual, Sherlock. JM x

Stranger: Only if I agreed to them. SH

You: Are you agreeing now? JM x

Stranger: Why would I meet with you? SH

You: Because I'm adorable? JM x

Stranger: Nope. SH

You: ...Because I asked nicely? JM x

Stranger: Why do you want to meet? SH

You: Because I missed you. JM x

Stranger: Where? SH

You: Hmmm. The pool. I'm feeling sentimental. JM x

Stranger: You know I could just let the police know. SH

You: You could. But tht would be booooring. JM x

Stranger: But it would save a lot of time, and a lot of running around London. SH

You: I'm not killing anyone yet. JM x

Stranger: I've noticed. SH

You: Don't make me start. JM x

Stranger: No one can make you do anything. You've proved that. SH

You: You could. JM x

Stranger: How? SH

You: You already have. JM x

Stranger: Our game. SH

You: Yes. JM x

You: They were never in the plan. JM x

Stranger has disconnected.