D.A.A.D'S
Date An Ape Dating Service: Tape # 666 Client: Bradly Bellick.
(Office use only) 678BB7980-02-10-2007
(Static followed by Bellick adjusting himself and clearing his throat) "Are we on? Do I start now"?
(Voice off in the distance) "Yes you can begin now…um (rustling of paper) Bradly".
Bradly: (Looks into camera and tries to smile a nice non-sleaze ball smile, but fails horrendously) "Hiya Ladies, I'm Brad… I guess you could say I'm self employed at the moment (Smiles and winks at camera). I'm not married, but I do have a special lady in my life, Hi, Ma!...(laughs) "That was a joke by the way. If you choose me you'll see that… That I have a great sense of humor, I mean. Let's see… They tell me I should tell you some of my hobbies. So, I guess I'll do that. I like bowling… and ahhh… umm…I really like eating out….I mean at restaurants. (laughs) You really need to like seafood if you wanna connect with me…I got this gift card burning a hole in my pocket. (Laughs again).
I like blondes mostly, but hey, I'm not that picky…you know as long as you got hair! No offense Aunt Edna"…(Looks down shamefully and then back up) "Not that my Aunt will be seeing this I mean she's around 80…not that I don't like older women…just you know they gotta still be breathin', if you get my drift. (laughs again). I like redheads…a lot! Their fiery! What I really like is leather and Motorcycle Mama's. (winks) It would be a big A+ if you have a tattoo or two. You see, I like to be handled by a real woman…someone who knows how to spank a bad boy if he needs it. But of course I also like the submissive type if you're not all that fiery.
You know someone who knows who her Daddy is"? (Smiles slyly).
"Anyways, if you choose to call me, I want you to know, you'll have a great time. You'll be wined and dined. (Looks at RL gift card he is holding in his hand then holds it up) "I think this is worth at least 50 bucks". (Smiles…static…).