As Dick Grayson was about to head to bed, there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Dick wondered aloud as he headed to see who was there. He looked through the peephole and sighed. "For fucks sake," Dick said as he opened the door. It was Jason Todd, his successor, and he looked like he was high and drunk. "What on earth on were you smoking this time? Marijuana? Crack? LSD?" "I don't think you can smoke LSD" said Jason with a smirk. "Although," he mused, "Now that I think about it-" Dick interrupted him, "I swear if you ever try to smoke LSD I will tear your spleen right out of your body." "Jeez, I was just kidding," said Jason. "Besides," he continued with a leer, "there's only one thing I wanna smoke right now." "What on earth are you talking about?" asked Dick, visibly confused. "With a name like Dick, you must be hung like horse using a Swedish-made Penis Enlarger" said Dick with a grin. "Well," said Dick as he took out 15-inch-long-with-6-inch-girth cock, "What do you think?" Jason stood there with his mouth gaping. "Perfect," thought Dick as he impaled Jason's mouth with his "Redwood". As Dick saw the light leave Jason's eyes, a single tear rolled down his face. "Looks like he just couldn't swallow the truth."