Behind Closed Doors

By OracleVortex.

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Now, more than anything, this is a collection of stories and tales that revolve around the four characters that I play in a Harry Potter roleplay. They aren't in any sort of order, so don't feel bad if you sometimes get a little lost. They are for my own benefit, as well as those who roleplay with me.

So…yeah… Most of them are pretty amusing, so enjoy if you want to.

Disclaimer:

Me: Hi Lucius.

Lucius: Hey.

Me: Do I own you?

Lucius: I don't think so…should you?

Me: No. You aren't mine.

Lucius: But I could be. *wink*

Me: *Frown* You aren't helping my disclaimer.

Lucius: Then you should have gotten someone more agreeable, shouldn't you have?

Me: I guess.

Lucius: *sigh* Look, everyone. She doesn't own me or any other Harry Potter character etc. So leave her alone.

Me: Thanks, Lucy.

Lucius: And don't call me that.

There ya go. Now I don't have to do disclaimers anymore. Heh. THE JOY OF IT ALL!!

Happy belated turkey day! (Or Happy early turkey day for all my south of the border buddies…)