The Reasons I Still Love to Breathe :
Naruto
"Eliza-chan here with colorful points of view and opinions in the wonderful world of Naruto! Today with me is my wonderful Co-host Pein!"
"Hurmph..." He glared at me and shifted in his seat so his back was to me.
"O you're such a grump my little fiery leader-sama. Anyways on todays subject is...!" I swung around in my swivel seat and belowed out, " The Pein is the Papa subject!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" He turned back torwards me and slapped my arm, "Dont make me put you back in the padded room."
"Ah I kinda like it there, its all squishy and stuff. But you need to shush now cause i'm talking, kaythanksbye." I swivled around once more. " Even though it has been disproven, I still would like to converse about the theory of Pein being Naruto's father. When Pein was only a black shadow randomly popping up occassionaly in the manga, people thought that since he just had spikey hair, that all of a sudden Naruto was from his seed."
"Thats disgusting."
"I know right?" A gave him a goofy grin. "I dont really understand the whole thing about Yondaime though. Does Naruto even know that he's his father? Thats a bit of a crappy thing to keep from a kid right Peiny-poo?
"Like I give a royal crap. Dont make me hurt you."
"You're so mean to me, and on a happier note im sorta glad that you arn't that papa Pein! Jeesh what would Naruto do if his own daddy was taking over the world with his crazy blue-haired girlfriend...tsk tsk."
"She's not my girlfriend assface."
"Ok fine, she's your accomplice in evil doings who you happen to have a giant crush on, and the feelings of romance happen to be returned to you from her. Is that ok?" I turned torward him and rolled my eyes.
"Thats it, were going home." Pein grabbed my upper arm and drug me along behind him forcefully.
"Yay, Tobi time!"
"You're such a friggin pervert..."
"I know. Tune in next week when we talk about the pros and cons of Yaoi and Yuri!"
"Y-yuri?"
"Oh, im the pervert? Say that after your finished with the nosebleed, kay?"