Here are some stupid/ funny things I've said and heard other people say! these are all kids in my class and i love um all! (not like that kids)
Alycia- "Coconuts don't grow on trees"
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Me- "I'm just swinging a blind bat here, but..."
(sad no)
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Me and Keira- "Yerarm's uncle's brother's son!" ... "Mikey!"
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Me- "Guys, machines doesn't start with an 'M'"
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Multiple people in my class- "Hey how tall are you."... "6 2" ... "Wow I didn't know they could pile crap that high"
(ooohhh)
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Alexis and me- "You guys are big-!" --"Ball!"
(she was talking to the seventh graders and a ball flew by and i yelled out)
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Keira- "What do you call a pencil?"
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Tori- "Keira, how do you say your name?"
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Brandon and Alexis- "You've never been to Disney land?" ...
(Brandon) "No." ...
(Alexis) "Do your parents hate you?" ...
(Brandon) "No... maybe my mom."
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Brandon and Greg- "Cause she'll slice open my face and I'll bleed and people will make fun of me and laugh." ...
(Greg) "Well its too late for that; people are already laughing."
XD
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Me and Audrey- me trying to hive Audrey Indian Rug burn "You can't do that cause I can twist my arm away"- Audrey
she does
(ME) "Look a turtle!"
she does
i give her and Indian Rug Burn.
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Tori, Me, Keira, and Lexis- "...In your pants"
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Me- "Wow, Dahje vu"
(i have no idea how to spell that...)
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Krystal to no one- "Hey"
(no one)"yea?"
(Krystal) "Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?"
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Me and Keira- "If i eat it will i die?" -Keira
"Well I've been eating them since i was seven and nothings wrong with me."
Both- "...XD"
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Me and Keira- (Keira) "So you want to do something?
So you pretty much love Mikey."
(me) "Yes I do!"
(both) "..."
Keira- "Ha I knew it!"
Me- "NO thats not what I meant!"
XD friends. XD
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Me and Keira- (dad) "Do you kids want some ice cream?"
me and keira "yea!"
(hey we were out in the yard)
Me "Iass crim!"
(mistaken for ass cream)...
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Me and Harrison- hes talking to me with a deep voice
Me- "You sould like a black man"
Harrison- "You're a black man!"
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Me And Eli- (Eli) "Is it true that if you walk backwards you will regain braincells?
Me- "Have you been walking backwards all day?"
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Katie- "Whats that thing with legs doing in here?"
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Me- "I was going to say that never is spelled the same backwards but I guess its not."
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Me to my bro- "Don't make me eat rabbits."
Katie to Julia- "Julia I want to become a loser, help me"
what she was really trying to say- "I want to become a Luthren."
((oooh diss ta both)
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Me, Keira and Harrison- me- "People need to start saying stupid stuff."
Keira to harrison- "Say something stupid"
Harrison, very stupidly and funnily, "Bah!"
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Me, and lexis, tori eatting whoppers.
me- "So how are those chocolate balls?
lexis- "Now we know why they're called 'whoppers'
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Me and Keira on the phone- "Chinese Man. Draw on his face. Draw on his face."
((don't get upset it was actually a cat in my book))
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Giget- "Have you ever got the feeling that its raining when you're inside?"
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Giget- (meaning the dog) "I'm riding Gretle!" (he had his feet on her back as she walked)
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Keira, dancing to me - "Wow that's an awesome dance move!"
Me- 'hits with an 'L' shaped pillow' "thats already a dance move jidiot"
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Keira- "Coke Zero,... Coke Iero! Even better."
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Me and Shayna- "Why don't the Swedish Fish float?"
Shayna- "Cause they're Swedish!"
:D
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No one really knows- "Don't forget the porn honey!"
(it was actually don't forget the corn but me and keira didn't hear that)
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Me and Keira- (me) "Look! Its you!"
(Keira) "And who's the other one?"
me- "...Annnnndy!"
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Me and Joseph- (joseph) -"You're not exactly a super genius sister."
me- "Well your not exactly the brightest light bulb in the... shed?"
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Me and keira talking on the phone. she had accused me of something. (me)- "NoIdidn't.LastnightifellasleepwiththecokezeroandtheL."
... translation-
"No i didn't. Last night i fell asleep with the coke zero and the L."
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Keira and me (keira)- "YOu just fall down alot."
but now i say that just cause it was a stupid come back.
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Me, Tori and Keira in Target. (keira) "I'll give you the box and the wood shavings! Here wait i think i have some!" -pulls out wood shavings-
Tori- "I have wood shavings in my shit! (shirt)"
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(me) "Don't leave without me whale!"
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Chloe and Barrak- Chloe- "Excuse me ladies!"
Barrak- "I'm not a lady."