Azimio Adams thought that the NCIS chatrooms were the best things known to man. He called himself the Trollzimio when he was online. He was a legend.
It had all started when he had been searching the web for a good essay to plagiarize for his English report on law-breaking. The piece of writing was due the next day, and Azimio was frantically trying to fins something. He found newspaper articles and gory pictures, but no essays or anything.
Furious, Azimio typed, "I HATE CRIME" into the search bar and stumbled across an anti-NCIS/CSI Miami web site.
"Whaa?" Azimio slurred, nonplussed. He'd heard people talking about those crime shows in the hallways, but never cared enough to watch an episode.
He clicked on the website and read the first post.
Omg I hate those crime shows the suck and they are stupid omg rite? So I go to da chatrooms and insult the fans, omg its so much fun. Here are a few insults I use.
Ncis sucks
ncis is stupid
omg you should tryyyy it!
Azimio cracked a smile. Hey, this person was a pretty good heckler! Those insults were pretty humorous.
"AZIMIO! ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?" His mother screamed from the kitchen. "THE CORNDOGS ARE ALMOST READY!"
"A'ite!" Azimio screamed back. "Just a minute, Ma!"
He had to try out these insults. They were too witty to ignore.
Azimio found a chatroom and entered with the name Trollzimio, a clever combination of "troll" and "Azimio.".
It took awhile, but eventually, someone was stupid enough to chat him.
Popolice: Hi. ASL?
Trollzimio: NCIS SUCKS
Popolice: Um, what?
Popolice: Why are you here then?
Trollzimio: NCIS IS STUPID
Popolice: WELL THEN!
Popolice has left the chat.
Azimio took a screenshot of the conversation to show his best friend David and went on to the next person, DavKrof.
This time, he typed first. He wanted to lure this person into a false sense of security. Then attack.
Trollzimio: ASL
DavKrof: David Karofsky, male, Lima Ohio.
Trollzimio: I don't actually care
DavKrof: oh. Wait adams is that you?
Trollzimio: NCIS SUCKS
DavKrof: ikr! Azimio is that you?
Trollzimio: NCIS IS STUPID
DavKrof: totally. azimio?
Trollzimio has left the chat.
He wished he could high five himself. Ha, he totally pwned that idiot!
"AZIMIO ADAMS, THE CORNDOGS ARE READY!" Ma bellowed.
Azimio groaned loudly. He was having so much fun!
He turned off the computer disappointedly. "I will be back, sucka." Azimio sneered at the blank screen. "Big ole' computerhead!"
And he would be back. He would be back thousands of times.
The NCIS chatrooms would never be the same.
A/N: Haha...yeah...fail. Review, if you so desire.