"Oh don't you just love how I'm so nice?" Jackie said to Hyde while they were hanging out in the Foreman's basement.
"Whoever said you were nice? Because I want some if whatever they're smoking!" Hyde responded.
"I am nice!" Jackie protested. "I care about what I want and what's good for me" Jackie said before giving puppy eyes to Hyde.
"Whatever it is, the answer's NO!" Hyde firmly told her.
"Oh, but Stevin, if you would just..."
"NO!"
"Listen to me and..."
"NO!"
"Just come with me on my cheerleading retreat with me up in Maddison this weekend?" she quickly finished.
"Do I look like a cheerleading retreat type of person to you?" Hyde asked with a role of his eyes.
"But all the other girls are bringing there boyfriends along! I can't be the only one without a date!"
" You can, but you don't want to" Hyde said while reading the latest edition of 'Rolling Stones'.
"Steven! If this were a poor kid abandoned by his parents retreat, I'd..."
"You wouldn't go" Hyde finished for her.
"Okay, fine! But that's only because orphans are ugly an dirty. Eww!" she said as she gagged. "But Stephen please..."
"No!"
"Fine! I'll go to the Led Zeplin concert next month with all of the ugly and fashion challenged freaks and..."
"If I agree to go, will you shut up?"
"Maybe," Jackie responded coyly.
"Fine! But don't expect me to participate in any of those prissy boding activities. And I have full rights to make fun of anyone who does."
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Jackie squealed as she jumped up and down.
"What the hell are you kids doing in my house?" they heard Red say from behind. "Eric isn't even home! Get out before I put my foot in your ass!" Hyde and Jackie both rolled their eyes in unison before walking out together.