Hi I'm Flynn Rider. No really, I'm Flynn Rider.
Yes the superhumanly handsome former world renowned thief. You don't believe me do you?
But it is the truth good citizen. No seriously, I'm not kidding.
Prove it? Oh um, sure. How would you like me to prove it, you know other than that I'm him, in the flesh, talking to you.
The smolder. Right. Of course, everyone needs the smolder. Ok, I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me not choice. Here comes the smolder. ...
What do you mean you still don't believe me! I can't believe after all this time you don't trust me...
It's my nose isn't it? They can never get it right! Give me that wanted poster! See? Right there, that is not my nose. Now they are just being mean. But I swear, I am the one, the original, the only Flynn Rider!
Oh come on! What is it gonna take for you to believe me!? Ok ok! Put the frying pan down! Where did you even get that?
You found it here? Where exactly? Wait woah no no no where is my satchel!
Hey! Give that back! That clearly proves I am the real Flynn Rider!
Oww! What was that for? A distraction? Where's my satchel? You hid it? It's in that pot isn't it? Oww! Cut that out! I'm getting tired of this.
Do I need to get Maximus and Rapunzel over here to clear things up? No? You sure? Cause they can come.
My real name huh? Is that what it will take? Fine fine. Eugene. My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. I'll spare you the story of young orphaned Eugene Fitzherbert, it is a bit of a downer. But there you go. That is my name. Believe me now?
Yay! I'm glad that is all cleared up. Now what can I do for you?... Oh, right, Rapunzel, yeah she is just around the corner. Thanks for wasting five minutes of my life!
poor Flynn they didnt even want him. rapunzel gets all the love. oh well, im sure he will find someone who appreciates him, you know other than his wife. :) so ya i was really bored and this is super short. if you want to review or something that would be great but really this was just because i wanted to do a new character other than Peter Pan who i tend to write about a lot. so this was my attempt at doing my second favorite Disney Dude, Flynn Rider. Thanks for reading! check out my other stuff if you want, i'd sure appreciate it :)