"ooh Godric" Malfoy groaned, writhing back and forth.
I gues I better explain how we got here, hu? I'm Lachi- Desulachina Marriya Katalina Starlight, to be totally exact, y'know? and i really super like swordfighting because it's so BADASS! i also super like kung fu and I'm a fourteen hundred lvel blue belt which is the highest all! In karate it's a black belt but kung fu is diffrent.
an I'm like best friends with Harry potter because ron is stupid nad no fun at all. And Malfoy is also our best frien and we do stuf together, yeah! like last week we went to a movie! t was called Argo, and it was about Afganistan. The place they knit afgans.
Anyway, I guess the story starts then I went to hogwarts. I met harry on the bus, and we talked a lot. It turned out we had a lot in common, like quidditch and field hockey! I also play lacrosse, soccer, and basket ball but I didn't want him to feel infurior.
Anywayz, an i know how to spell anyways! it's just cute! i was on the plain to Hogwarts and we went to wherever hogwarts is. The sorting hat sang a song about like house unity or stuff- I rememba when Godric made his hat all talky, I was against it but nooooooooooooooooooooo he didn't listen to stupid meee.
I was hear to rescue Harry from an untimely demiz. He was gonna die, in the chamber of secrets, but I was gonna rescue him! And then go back to my love goddywoddy, becuz harry's going to save the world and stuff so he has to live first.
So yeah! And I got sorted into griffindor because I knew the dude, and i met this chick named Hermonie. I called her Moni, and she giggled, because its an awesome nickname! She was kinda stupid, but she was super nice. so i made friends with her.