101 Uses for a Fenton Thermos
1) Convince people the thermos is alive
2) Give it to Paulina and tell her Phantom is inside
3) Use as a replacement for beakers in Chemistry
4) Reenact the Lord of the Rings
5) Get the Frootloop a cat
6) Use as a weapon
7) Convince people the thermos hypnotizes ghosts
8) Whack annoying people in the face
9) Use as a shampoo bottle
10) Cure Vlad's obsession with the Packers
11) Reenact Thor
12) Bake cookies in it
13) Use as a homework pass
15) Convince people Phantom is insane
16) Turn it into a Ghost Whistle
17) Put soup in it
18) Turn it into a stink bomb and use during class
19) Use as a foot rest
20) Put Vlad in a time out
21) Settle arguments with Danny
22) Fight Crime
23) Explore the Schrödinger's Cat metaphor
24) Wear as a hat
25) Save the world
26) Replace normal thermoses in the supermarket with Fenton Thermoses, then wait for people to open them
27) Fill it with holy water, then get a ghost to drink it
28) Sneak food into a movie theater
29) Stop someone from talking
30) Screw around with the GiW's ghost scanners
31) Throw at someone's face in a defensive maneuver
32) Reenact Frozen
33) Sneak food into class
34) Win a game of chess against Vlad
35) Practice witty banter during class
36) Wake up Danny when be falls asleep in class
37) Give it to Danny and tell him Vlad is inside
38) Get Tucker out of Detention
39) Destroy the Fenton's lab
40) Fill it with salt, then give it to Danny
41) Get Danny into Detention
42) Use for school projects
43) Invent a way to release captured ghosts without their clothes
44) Keep Danny safe from Mary Sues
45) Begin a religion worshipping the thermos
46) Replace a Fenton Gauntlet in case one breaks
47) Prank classmates into thinking Danny is possessed by a ghost
48) Convince people that ghosts are allergic to aluminum
49) Use as a microphone
50) Prom date
51) Train Jazz to hunt ghosts NOT CAPTURE DANNY
52) Pillow
53) Use to hold a christmas Present
54) Wear several as fashion accessories
55) Use for spare parts for Tucker
56) Mock Technus's technology powers
57) Give it to Valerie and tell her Phantom is inside
58) Use as a bargaining chip
59) Hide people's things in it
60) Reenact the Matrix
61) Prank Dani
62) Reenact Wreak-it-Ralph
63) Summon a ghost
64) Give it to Vlad and tell him Danny is inside
65) Play fetch with Cujo
66) Clean Fentonworks before Danny's parents get home
67) Convince people Valerie's thermos and Phantom's thermos are in a relationship
68) Use as a cereal container
69) Make inappropriate innuendoes with it
70) Use as a lunchbox
71) Convince people Phantom is dating the thermos
72) Use as a music amplifier
73) Sneak Dani into school
74) Pretend to be a Pokemon Master
75) Get out of Detention with Lancer
76) Use to escape weird situations
77) Throw it to distract bullies
78) Convince people there is a Thermos Ghost
79) Give it to Danny and tell him Dan is inside
80) Sneak a ghost into Sam's house while her parents are home
81) Capture the Box Ghost, then put the thermos inside a football and watch football practice with a video camera
82) Use as a Blood Blossom holder
83) Convince Valerie the thermos is stalking her
84) Get Detention with Lancer
85) Use for quick and speedy transportation
86) Reenact The Avengers
87) Trick Sam into thinking the thermos talks
88) Sneak Poindexter into Dash's locker
89) Convince Tucker that his PDA is stuck inside the thermos
90) Become a secret agent
91) Keep sisters from conducting psychological tests
92) Convince everyone Phantom is jealous of Valerie's thermos
93) Give Klemper some friends
94) Convince people that Phantom lives in the thermos
95) Use as a sock dryer
96) Prank the Observants
97) End the yearly Is-There-A-Santa argument
98) Prank Clockwork
98) Convince Vlad Jack Fenton is a great guy
100) Use to hold leftovers
101) Capture ghosts