Ways to annoy the Zelda characters
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1 remind him he talks to a boat (wind waker reference)
2ask him if he is an elf
3 tell ganondorf where he lives
4 die his hair bright orange
5 exist
6 laugh when he gets electrocuted by a pile of goop
7 replace his sword with a squeaky bone
8 point and laugh at his orange hair
9 poke him at random times
10 laugh when he draws his squeaky bone