"Oh god dude not again!" Stan yelled as he jumped out of bed. He looked over at his alarm clock. 8:30, school started 15 minutes ago. Stan threw on some clothes and fixed his hair, put his hat on and put his backpack over his shoulder.

Stan's mom walked in to his room. "Why aren't you up Stanley? You're late for school!"

"Sorry mom, my alarm clock didn't go off." He answered.

Shelly walked by his door. "Serves you right turd!" She laughed at him.

"Why isn't she in school?" questioned Stan.

"She has the flu, were taking her to the doctor later on. We don't want to risk anyone else at school to get sick." Sharon was walking with Stan down the stairs and opened the front door to let him out.

"Aren't you gonna drive me?"

"You can walk! I'm not driving you!"

"But mom I'm gonna be even more la--"

"Stanley Randal Marsh if you're not outside on the count of three you're going to be grounded for 2 weeks!"

"Give me a break"

"How about 4?"

"God Damn it" he mumbled to himself as he was pushed out the door. Sharon slammed it behind him and he started down the street. He got to school in 10 minutes. He was ready to walk in until he heard weird noises from the bushes next to him. "Just hearing things…" Stan said quietly as he put is hand on the door of South Park Elementary, ready to open it.

"No you're not!" The voice sounded familiar to him.

"What the hell.." He went towards the bush and looked behind it where Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle were crouched down. "What are you guys doing in there?" Cartman pulled him down.

"Shhhh!" he screeched, "Before someone sees you!"

"Why the fuck are you in here?" He crossed his arms impatiently.

"Were ditching!" said Kyle.

"School?" He stupidly asked.

"No shit retard." Said Cartman

"Why what for?"

"We got something awesome planned for today." Cartman said.

"What?"

"Were gonna go hang out by the airport and you know mess up people's luggage and stuff."

"Cartman! That's gay, I'd rather be in school!" Stan yelled.

"What the hell dude you said it was gonna be fun!" Kenny hit Cartman's arm.

"We can skip school but we got to think of something fun to do, something we've never done before!" Stan said.

"Yeah, like what?" Asked Kyle.

"I don't know come on lets go!" They all ran across the street and walked quickly down the sidewalk as far away from the school as possible.

When they were a few blocks away, they got to a nearby playground and sat under a slide.

"So what are we gonna do that's so much better than my idea?" Cartman asked with an annoyed tone and leaned against a bar holding up the slide.

"Wait first, who's parents aren't home?" Asked Stan.

"Mine are..." said Kenny.

"Mine too" said Kyle.

"What about your mom Cartman? Is she home?"

"All day."

"Damn it!" He replied.

"Why'd you want to know anyway?" asked Kyle. For a second Stan didn't answer. He was wondering himself why he'd asked that question.

"We need money." He finally stated.

"Money?" they all asked simultaneously.

Stan rolled his eyes. "Yeah you know money, that green paper stuff." He sarcastically said to them all.

Cartman raised an eyebrow. "What do we need it for?"

"For the adventure!"