Paint it Black Matter Mix

by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta

Sung to the tune of the Rolling Stones' Paint it Black, this describes what it feels like when you're about to take over Popstar. It's so obvious that I won't even tell you who sings it! Hint: He's as evil as this new formatting.

Paint it Black (Matter Mix)

(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)

I hope I'm not accused of taking the easy way out with this tune… but I love it so much! And it was just too obvious to me to set up this parody.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kirby or any of the Rolling Stones' music.

I see a pink puff and I want him painted black

This world will end its fluff I want it to turn black

I see the Dreamlanders walking by thinking that everything's fine

I have to stifle my laughter knowing they'll all soon be mine

I see the Whispy Woods and they're all painted black

If Pon and Con are smart then neither will come back

I see people drop their jaws and scream and run away

But it won't do any good 'cause I'll just have them the next day

I look inside myself and know my heart is black

I see that pink puff and I'm going to paint him black

Maybe when I rule this world I won't have to face the facts

Evil's easy but sight is hard when your whole world is black

No more will those Green Greens lead to a Canyon Red

I'll turn this place's lazy lifestyle on its head

If I stare hard enough into Orange Ocean's waves

Nightmare will shut his mouth and not ask for a raise

I see a pink puff and I want him painted black

This world will end its fluff I want it to turn black

I see the Dreamlanders walking by thinking that everything's fine

I have to stifle my laughter knowing they'll all soon be mine

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmm...

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmm...

I wanna see it painted, painted black

Black as night, black as coal

I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky

I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

Yeah!