Galadriel's Favorite Things
(I do not own any of the LOTR chars. If I did it would be great. And their actors too! But Alas I do not. I am not trying to insult any of the characters in this humor fic., it was just a vision in my head that I thought would be neat to record! I hope you like it!)
Scene opens to Galadriel stepping down to her little corner where the mirror of Galadriel sits. She begins to look dramatically upset and starts singing to the tune of "My Favorite things" From "The sound of Music".
"Raindrops on Elanors and whiskers on Catlans,
Bright golden tree leaves will make me just smile and,
Crush all those elves who do nothing but sing,
These are a few of my favorite things!"
She is now dancing around her little Mirror Basin.
"Blonde haired idiots riding white horses,
Celeborn with personal private spy forces,
This land never changes it's seasons, but spring!
This are a few of my Favorite things!"
"When this job bites, being their Queen, when I'm feeling sad,
I'll simply remember my favorite things, and then I will feel.... More maddd!"
Frodo and Sam Patiently waiting to see what she wanted and get little Anime sweatdrops.
Frodo: "What are we here for again?"
Sam: "I don't quite remember Mr.Frodo..."
Frodo: "We do have better things to do, like make fun of Aragorn, or something like that?"
Sam: "Quite!"
They walk off leaving Galadriel in her dramatic pose.
So how did you like it? I know short and small but it's my first try. I think I did well. Do you? Oh and What's a Catlan you may ask? It's a certain race my friend made up for her character, Darshiva.
(I do not own any of the LOTR chars. If I did it would be great. And their actors too! But Alas I do not. I am not trying to insult any of the characters in this humor fic., it was just a vision in my head that I thought would be neat to record! I hope you like it!)
Scene opens to Galadriel stepping down to her little corner where the mirror of Galadriel sits. She begins to look dramatically upset and starts singing to the tune of "My Favorite things" From "The sound of Music".
"Raindrops on Elanors and whiskers on Catlans,
Bright golden tree leaves will make me just smile and,
Crush all those elves who do nothing but sing,
These are a few of my favorite things!"
She is now dancing around her little Mirror Basin.
"Blonde haired idiots riding white horses,
Celeborn with personal private spy forces,
This land never changes it's seasons, but spring!
This are a few of my Favorite things!"
"When this job bites, being their Queen, when I'm feeling sad,
I'll simply remember my favorite things, and then I will feel.... More maddd!"
Frodo and Sam Patiently waiting to see what she wanted and get little Anime sweatdrops.
Frodo: "What are we here for again?"
Sam: "I don't quite remember Mr.Frodo..."
Frodo: "We do have better things to do, like make fun of Aragorn, or something like that?"
Sam: "Quite!"
They walk off leaving Galadriel in her dramatic pose.
So how did you like it? I know short and small but it's my first try. I think I did well. Do you? Oh and What's a Catlan you may ask? It's a certain race my friend made up for her character, Darshiva.