The Coitus Conundrum
An: Sorry about deleting this, I got freaked out when I was informed that I was causing problems for the mods here! I will be editting stuff to make this T at least so If you caught the hot chapter in the car, well that will be editted much! Sorry! Lol This popped into my head as I was doing dishes a while back. I will not give away the pairing. Enjoy! I guess this will take place after Sheldon gets with Amy.
Rated T
Penny and Bernadette were at the hospital. Penny has been getting sick every morning for the last two weeks. Even during work she would get sick. So Bernadette decided to take her to the hospital to see what is wrong. Penny protested the whole time there but knew it was useless to argue with her. If Bernadette can stand up to Howard's mom, then you don't mess with Bernadette. Penny sighs
"Do we really have to be here? I don't like hospitals. I am sure it's just the flu!"
"The flu doesn't last two weeks Penny. This is more serious! Now sit and be good."
Penny shifts in her seat. All around her were moms with sick kids and infants. She sighs again.
'If it isn't the flu I am sure to get it now surrounded by all these sick kids.'
Finally the nurse called her back and Bernadette gave her a thumbs up. Penny got her blood pressure done and the usual. The nurse left alone and penny had a moment alone.
'I hope this isn't the flu but if it isn't the flu I hope it isn't something worse. Sheldon would just ban me from the apartment forever if it was worse than the flu.'
Penny smiles at the thought of Sheldon having a fit and then frowns as a knock came on the door and a very cute doctor came in. He introduced himself as Doctor Simon.
"So miss penny what seems to be the problem?"
"Oh doctor I am fine. I just get sick only in the mornings. This has been going on for two weeks."
"Hm. I see. Um If you don't mind I would like to run a test on your urine."
"Um okay doctor. Whatever you say."
The doctor hands her a cup and she goes to the bathroom. As soon as she was done she was told to wait. She decided to look at all the pamphlets to pass the time. As she was about to pick up the one about colon Cancer, the doctor comes right in with a big smile on his face. Penny frowns.
"Well it is just as I thought we don't need to run any more test. Congrats Penny, You are pregnant!"
"Um excuse me?"
"You are pregnant Penny. About two weeks along. Congrats!"
"Um that can't be possible?!"
"It is ! I am sure you and the father to be will be- are you okay?"
"Yes…yes I am doctor. Thanks! Omg I am pregnant!"
"Now I will suggest you a doctor who you will need to see from now on. I unfortunately can't help you so here. Congrats again!"
Without a word, penny grabs the card and heads out the door. She makes her payment to the nurse before facing Bernadette. Bernadette noticed the far off look on her face and ushered her out. Once in Bernadette's car (for they carpool when they work at the same time) she turns to penny.
"So what is the verdict?"
Penny starts to cry and mumbles something that Bernadette can't make out. Bernadette pulls her close and comforts penny. After 10 minutes, penny calms down.
"So what is wrong?"
"I am so screwed!"
"Why! Whats wrong Penny?"
"I am pregnant!"
"OMG congrats! That is fantastic news! Why so glum?"
"because I am going to hurt people I love with this baby"
"Why who's is it?"
"It is either Leonard's or-" Penny starts to cry again
"Who's the other guy? Come on Penny you can tell me"
"Or Sheldon's"
AN: DUN DUN DUN! Lol yes I am going there. Like I said sorry for deleting this! I will update once I do some editting! So stay tuned!