Alright!!
Due to my recent success, I will now be writing more insane one-shots with loopy themes. This one just happens to be a poem.(Actually I just really wanted to rhyme.)
On to the show I do not own!
Imagine a really upbeat song when you read this.
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Knock, knock/ Turn off the clock/ Tell your cute uke to get off your cock/ Blow-dry your hair without getting a shock/ Blow-dry your hair without combing a rock?/
Get to your office about 9:03/ Tell your cubicle "TURN OFF YOUR TV/ I'VE ALREADY ENOUGH THAT'S DISTRACTING ME/ GODDAMMIT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT'S MAKING ME PEE"/
Then wallow in disgrace/ About your family race/ All that wasted lace/ Is making you save face.../
You have/ A brother named/ Itachi/ And/ He's just the same/ As you were back in the day/ That you decided to coagulate/ and/
KILL YOUR BROTHER/KILL YOUR BROTHER/ KILL YOUR BROTHER/ motherfucker/
Stop masturbating before your boss shows up!!/
Or...Talk to him while it is still up!!/
12:30/ LUNCH BREAK!/ 1:00/ Haste the day/ You know you've got to get away/ From your murderous workplace!!/
What's this? It's a spontaneous interlude!
Man/ That chicken that you had for lunch/ Isn't as good to digest as to munch/ You're feeling that you shouldn't have missed brunch/ It really is such a pity/ That is wasn't nearly as gritty/ As that fermented week-old punch/Or me who loves you a bunch!/(That's just a hunch.)
Rhythm and blues breakdown.
Dum-da-dum/ Da-da-da-da-dum-da-dum/ There's a piece of rotten chicken stickin' out of your gums/ You'd better wash it down with some fried onions and plums/ Pick through your teeth with that guitar string while I play these drums/ Because if I didn't we'd be stereotypical bums/
Regularness again.
Ding-dong/ What's with the thong?/ Isn't your being home now a bit wrong?/ Those hours that stretched on for ever so long/ And I'm starting to wonder why you call me mom/ "Shut up you dobe let's just get it on."/
"Before you do would you take off your hat?/ It's rather annoying," Naruto spat/ With that being that he left it at that/ And quickly started to molest his cat/
"I'd prefer that we eat now/ My day was long and I'm mad as a cow/ So before I hit you and make you say 'ow'/ Do what I say and we'll enjoy our chow."
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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo. That was extremely odd, but then again, so am I.
Review, view, mew, grew, do, shoo, sue, rue, glue, poo—I don't care yawn soo sleepy...