The Edderific Fortune Teller
It was a bright sunny day. Kids were playing in the cul-de-sac. Double D saw it as an opportunity to get healthy. Ed saw it as a way to play with Sarah. Eddy saw it as a way to get cash. "Kids love fun. Well, I know of a way to scam them out of their cash," Eddy said, with a smirk on his face.
Double D sighed because, again, Eddy was seeking self- gratification. Eddy quickly began to form a plan. "Bingo! I got it!" Eddy said. The trio began to work. After they were done, Ed put up a sign, which read, " The Edderific Fortune Teller" Double D said, in a concerned voice, "But Eddy, fortune telling is fake. It's completely coincidental and nonscientific." Eddy yawned and said, " It's the dishonest who get the cash, not the goodie ones." Ed said, " Will I get to eat a pizza, as big as my room?" Eddy and Double D, both, ignored him. Eddy, then, exclaimed, " Only 25 cents! Come and have your fortune read. Line up and Double D will tell your fortune!" Double D tried to resist but it was futile. Jimmy was first. Double D told him that he would be strong one day. Next was Sarah. Double D told her that she would be a wrestler. Then, it was Nazz. Double D told her that she would, one day, be a singer. As Eddy was counting the cash and thought that everything was great, Kevin and Rolf ruined everything. Kevin shouted, " How many times did the dorks tricked us? A lot of times, right? Then, what makes you think that they are telling the truth?" Rolf nodded, his head, in agreement.
Suddenly, everyone began to beat up Eddy, because Ed told everyone, truthfully, that it was Eddy's idea. They took their money and went away laughing. "Your ideas are getting lamer and lamer, dork!"Kevin shouted. Eddy looked at Ed and began to beat him with the stick. Double D said, " Eddy, stop! It was your idea not Ed's!" That made Eddy more angry. He began to chase after Double D.