Alright that was it! She was swearing off men. They are all stupid and think they are god's gift to women. Well you know what; this woman doesn't need a man…this woman going to change the world. So what if women PMS. How else is the human population going to reproduce and we carry around their children for god's shakes and if a man is not tough enough to handle our mood swings then good riddens. I have had enough. Men can all go to…

And the there he was. The stupid red head dick…..sucking off the thorn-flower's face. God he was…he was…..God she loved him. Wait what? There is no way I'm in love with…with…that. Ugggggggggg! He is not good for my health. He is going to kill me one day. I just know it!

Hermione went upstairs to her the girls' dormitory. She stomped her entire way up the stairs and she was sure she had steam coming out of her ears. All the younger years in the halls playing ran in their rooms and shut the door. No one ever wanted to mess with an Angry Hermione. She got to her room and slammed the door. She was pretty sure the castle shook, but oh well. She had to do something about the situation. This has gone on long enough.

I mean I knew Ron was stupid, but gosh how more stupid could he be. I flirted with him contently. Ok so it wasn't the giggling flirting, but it was something and so what if I wasn't exactly what you call curvy, skinny, or thin, but you know what I had seen worse and so what if I nagged him about his homework. If I didn't make him do his homework, he would have failed right out of school. And another clue I gave him was I laugh at his stupid jokes and listen him talk about quittich. THAT IS ALL HE TALKS ABOUT AND I hexed him with birds….why else would I hex Ron if I didn't like him.

So she thought, and deep with in her brilliant mind. Hermione came up with her plan. Oh it was good.

The Next Day

At breakfast Hermione came into the Great Hall glowing. Ginny knew something was different about her, but couldn't tell what it was and even Harry noticed something. Hermione sat down with her friends and across from Harry. Ron was no where in sight and Hermione knew this was going according to plan.

"Good morning, Hermione! May I ask what is with the good mood?"

"Oh Harry….just wait and watch….."

They ate breakfast in silent and chatted about the latest gossip when the dick head decide to make an appearance.

Ron comes screaming into the Great Hall with Lavender right behind him screaming Won-Won come back.

Ron's hair was totally on fire.

The Slytherins started laughing while everyone else started to panic. Finally Dumbledore scream Quiet and with a snap of his hand…the fire went out. Ron finally then fainted.

For some reason Harry turn to look at Hermione and gave her a knowing look like she had something to do with this, but instead she just gave an angelic smile and he could have sworn he saw a halo above her head.

Finally Harry got up and helps Ron who was conscious, but was in such a state of shock he couldn't move. Harry, Fred, and George starts to dragged him to Madam Pomfrey, but as they lifted up Ron and began to take him away, Lavender started to follow and starts to help pick up Ron, but as she bends down and touches him, he kicks her away which sends her flying back and hitting someone arms who had a plate in their hands which goes flying out and lands in Ron face.

Hermione laughs to herself. Oh what a day this is going to be.