This is what happens when i get bored...
Naruto's secret technique-
Flashback-
"I have a new mission for you Itachi." Pein announced. "You will find the secret jutsu that has been instrumental to the kyuubi's success and master it. You will depart imediatly."
Itachi nodded and left Akatsuki base.
Present-
After sneaking into Naruto's house while he was on a mission and stealing the scroll locked in a high security safe that took him two hours to open, Itachi made his way back to Akatsuki base and set about cracking the chakra seal on the scroll case labeled 'secret specialty jutsu'.
Succeeding after about half an hour he unrolled the scroll and scanned it's contents. It was all he could do not to turn green. It was a relatively simple jutsu that required very few hand seals, and he didn't even have to try it to know that he could perform it easily, but that was not the source of his disgust. This was the jutsu that the kyuubi gaurded so heavily? Shaking his head he dropped the scroll on the table beside his bed and promptly went to sleep, not even bothering to try it. He would not lower himself to such disgusting tactics that it appeared the kyuubi seemed fond of.
The next day-
"I see you have returned Itachi. You have recovered and mastered the kyuubi's jutsu?" Pein smirked. Finally they would be able to capture the seemingly unconquerable konoha legend.
"...Yes" Itachi said reluctantly.
Pein looked at him expectantly.
Itachi made no move to do what was expected.
After a moment Pein said, "Well?" He looked annoyed.
Itachi sighed. This was so humiliating. Maybe he should have just killed himself the moment he read the scroll. Suddenly he became aware of eyes boring into the back of his head curiously. He fought down the urge to turn and glare at his audience, which happened to be Kisame and Diedara.
Pein glared at him, getting impatient.
He lifted his hands and performed the necessary hand seals, cramming his eyes shut so he didn't have to see Leader's expression.
"OMFG!!"
"SPLERT!!"
Every male around him erupted a simultaneous nosebleed and thumped to the floor.
Konan ran into the room and gazed around in a half shocked- half panicked expression. "What the hell happened?!" She demanded of Itachi, who was now Itachi again.
"..." He stared at her silently. "I just demonstrated the Kyuubi's secret technique."
She looked at him in confusion. "What the hell kind of technique gives everyone a nosebleed?"
"...Special Hyperactive ninja technique number 1... Uzumaki sexy no jutsu."
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