TITLE: All in the Family
AUTHOR: MikeJaffa
SYNOPIS: My take on the same plot InsukyeYash and I are writing stories from: Meg and Jo ask Kyo to be their baby daddy
DISCLAIMER: Gonzo owns Burst Angel, and I am making no money off this.
"It's too damned quiet," Sei said, rustling Kyohei's hair and rubbing his back.
"Don't jinx it," Kyo murmured. They were lying under a comforter on an air mattress on the floor of Sei's room on the trailer, Kyo stripped to his shorts and Sei in a strapless bra and panties; the only light came from a small candle on her desk. What she called "cuddle time" had accidentally started months ago and had evolved into something they did two or three times a month. Their first time intentionally doing it, using Meg and Jo's bed while Meg and Jo were out, had ended in disaster when they had fallen asleep and Amy had decided to awaken them by blasting a horn right over their ears. Sei had promptly bought the air mattress - her bed wasn't big enough for them, she argued - and a comforter and some pillows. And so had begun this sexy sexless ritual of snuggling and trading backrubs, with a few kisses thrown in here and there. And it wasn't unusual for Sei to complain abut the revolving door boyfriends she had with Kyo being "just a friend" … as if "friendship" normally included snuggling with a beautiful woman who talked about you like a lover and went through lovers like shoes.
But lying next to Sei - even if it was questionable if what they did counted as foreplay - was something Kyo looked forward to once Sei started dropping hints she needed a "cuddle session," and he'd learned to live with the extra 20,000 Yen.
He'd resisted at first. 'I feel like a prostitute,' he'd protested.
'It's not prostitution if there's no penetration,' Sei countered. 'So don't think of it as me paying you for anything. It's just our thing.'
And so Kyo found himself lying in Sei's arms, his head on her breast. Not a bad 'thing,' but still somewhat strange.
Sei said, "Whatever. You still going home?"
"Yeah."
"You can spend the night with me anytime you want; I don't-"
There was a quite knock on the door. Meg's voice called, "Guys? Can I come in?"
"Sure," Sei said.
The door slid open. "Hi," Meg said. She was unusually friendly, where she normally teased Kyo and Sei about their … arrangements. "Don't get up," Meg added as she and Jo sat on Sei's bed.
"What is it?" Sei asked.
Meg held Jo's hand and took a deep breath. "Right. Well, Kyo, this is going to concern you. Intimately. Well, not THAT kid of intimately, just one-stepped removed from-"
"Meg?" Kyo said.
"Kyo?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Well…Jo and I have talked about it and we've decided we're going to have a baby."
"Oh," Kyo said. "Congratulations. Uh, who's the-"
"Well," Meg said, "I'm going to be the mommy. But we need a daddy. Or at least, genetically. We need a daddy's stuff, though we don't necessarily need-"
"Kyohei," Jo broke in, "we'd like you to donate some sperm that I can inject into Meg."
Meg said tartly, "Thank you, Jo, I was getting to it."
Still lying on Sei's chest, one of her hands lazily rustling his hair, Kyo said, "What?"
Jo started, "You'd have to masturbate into a-"
"Yes, Jo, I figured that part out but…this isn't a joke, right?"
Meg and Jo shook their heads.
"Ok," Kyo said. "Next question: Why me?"
Meg said, "Because we don't want it to be a stranger. We want to be someone we trust. And in spite of all the teasing, we like you. Hell, we hassle you because we like you-"
"You'll have to explain that sometime, Meg."
"Be glad to, Kyo. But anyway, we like you, trust you, and you are already part of our little family. We've made up our minds. We want you to be our baby daddy."
"Ok, Meg, but one question: Why does Jo have to inject it? Why can't I, uh?"
"Kyo. Don't be ridiculous. Jo and I love you, but we don't want to have sex with you."
"So you want my sperm, just not the rest of me."
"Right."
"And I help you make a baby without actually making the baby."
"Yes."
"And this makes sense to you."
"Of course."
Kyo sighed. "Can I think about it for a couple of days?"
"Sure. But not too long. Later!"
Jo and Meg jogged out of the room, sliding the door shut behind them.
Sei said, "That was weird."
"It was," Kyo said. "But you know what the weirdest part is?"
"What?"
"I'd think it was weird compared to everything else."
"What do you mean?"
"I- Never mind."