Harry: Aah! I've got a scar!
Hermione: Nice badges, Dumbledore!
Ron: Yeah! But what does 'SAWS' mean?
Dumbledore: Society for the Adoration and Worship of Socks, of course! Me and Dobby started it!
Dudley: Pat a cake, pat a cake, baker man! Bake me a cake as fast as you can!
Dumbledore: HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Harry: You're Santa?
Dumbledore: Being a professor's only my day job.
Dobby: Oh, I take my Ridalin, and I keep on fiddlin'! I wear a diaper, cuz I'm so hyper, cuz I take my Ridalin! (A/N: My cousins' theme song…don't ask…)
Voldemort and Death Eaters (all sitting in a circle and holding hands): I love you…you love me…
Harry: Whadd'ya think? Should I get the pink or lavender undies?
Ron: Mmm…I think perriwinkle is more your colour…
Pettigrew: I AM SCABBERS! HEAR ME ROAR!
Lily and James: Harry…you are adopted!
Harry: NOOOOOO!!!
Voldemort: Yes, Harry, I am your mother! Join me, and together we can rule Fluffy Bunny Land!
Draco: Wow, Harry, those pink undies are so…sexy! ~growls~
Harry: Really, Draco, ya think? I got 'em just for you…
Dudley: I'm a little teapot short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout!
Voldemort and Death Eaters (still sitting in a circle): Kumbiya, my Lord! Kumbiya!
Wormtail: Dipsy!
Lucius: Tinky-Winky!
Snape: Lala!
Voldemort: PO!
Death Eaters: TELETUBBIES SAY HELLO!
Voldemort ~in a straight jacket and babbling on and on~: Crazy? I went crazy once. First they put me in a straight jacket, and then they put me in a little rubber room with worms that went in and out, in and out. It almost drove me crazy! Crazy? I went crazy once…
Dudley ~in a slutty Britney Spears outfit~: D'you think this skirt makes my butt look big?
Dumbledore (at the beginning-of-the-year feast): So begins another fulfilling year at Hogwarts…hey, wait! Where are the gorgeous American exchange students? Oh, ok, good, there they are…(A/N: Don't kill me, Alli-son!)
Dudley: I lost 50 pounds on the Jenny Craig program! Now I weigh only 300 pounds!
Harry *singing to the tune of "American Pie": Why, why did the Potters have to die??? (Kudos to Val and Cheryl for that)
A/N: Uhhh…sugar high. Yep, I blame the sugar. Anyway, if you liked, REVIEW!