-1THIS IS AN ACTUAL ARTICLE I FOUND IN THE PAPER:
Michael Jackson, after being seen by eye-witnesses molesting a child, was quickly arrested and convicted with his possessions were stripped from him. Sadly, that is not the gloomy ending of this story, included in the pop star's belongings was his ownership of all music created by the famous Beatles. This ownership was rumored to be sold at an auction and possibly to Paul Mcartney, previous member of the Beatles, but the Santa Barbara Police Department had different plans. Santa Barbara police ddepartment decided to not only keep the ownership of these songs, but have been renting them out to large companies, that cannot be named, and used for advertisement purposes. With this proving to produce an immense cash flow, other police departments and government assemblies have begun purchasing music with hopes of creating huge profits to support their associations. Hard rock has been hit the hardest with the government's quest for "capitol off music". Ironically, Rock and Roll, which in some ways was created famous by the connotation of fighting the opression of "the man", is now being sold similarly to a common whore by the man himself. I sorrowfully say, as a man who bleeds the spirit of a young rocker, that music has finally reached it's apocalypse.
Written By Manny Diaz
OK, SO I LIED, BUT IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD STORY. DON'T DISCOURAGE THE FACT THAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN THO!