A Short Story

By

The Rachel Reno the Vampire Slayer

Holloween was tommorrow. Reno was having a difficult containing himself with all the Trick-or-Treat practicers dressed up in their vampire costumes. The parties that he were invited to unbearable. He eyed the children running across the street with their plastic teeth. How was he to pick out the real vampires from the fake ones? It would be hard.

The next night Reno left the house armed with his lie bowl of candy and silver stake. He sat his front pourch and waited for the first trick-or-treaters. The first group came. A small frankenstine, faerie princess, and a goblin, accompanied by a GIANT VAMPIRE!

"Halt there!" Reno yelled making the kids jump and the giant vampire whip around. "You need to be questioned!" The vampire lifted up his face.

"Reno, its me Cloud," Cloud's face was now under the mask.

"Oh, then continue on," Reno sat back down. He'd been so close to getting one. After a few more packs of kids, some dressed as vampires that easily passed his lie detecter, he finally saw one. She was rather short, in knee high chucks, with a cape and sharp pointy teeth. She wore a short black dress with a purple corset.

"HALT THERE!" Reno yelled and pointed his stake at her. She jumped back and stared at him wide eyed.

"Reno, calm down its me," She lifted the bangs off her face, "Yuffie."

"Silence!" He yelled again. "If you are a fake vampire pull out your false teeth!"

"Reno! These cost me a fortune!" The vampire, claiming to be Yuffie, exclaimed, "Their porcline, I can't pull them out right now, I need a dentist."

"Do not try to take the position of my friend! You lieing, blood-sucking vermin!" Reno put the stake up to her chest.

"Go the fuck away!" She yelled and started running.

"Ahah! You are running so you can turn into a bat and fly away!" Reno ran after her, "You won't get away! I am RENO THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! And I will not rest until every vampire near or far has been slain!"

"Are you drunk!" She screamed back at him.

"Quite possibly yes! But no matter my stake will go straight through your heart!" She turned around and kicked him. He fell flat on his back. "Cheater! Come and die fairly and you may keep whatever scrap of honor you have left!" He stood up and started to run after her again. Then he slipped on a banana peel. He stood and chased after her again. Slipped on a peel, then chased again. This continued until he realized it was the same banana tied to a string that was attacthed to the back of her cape.

"AGAIN SHE ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY ME!" Reno jumped up and moved out of the path of the banana.

"Yuffie! Yuffie!" Another vampire was running after us, similar looks to Aerith.

"Ah a friend, planning to gang up on me no doubt! Still you are no match for me."

"Shut up Reno!"

"What's going on?"

"Reno is drunk and he thinks I'm a real vampire!"

"Reno. You know you're not supposed to drink. It makes you think everyone is a real vampire."

"Silence fiends of the darkness! If you will not come quietly then that is a problem!"

The vampires took off running again. Reno followed with his stake out. Suddenly the two vampires were running back towards him.

"Run away!"

"Ah I see now that you are surrendering."

"No Reno RUN!"

"Never. You vampires have no power over me!" He came around the turn. Hundreds of vampires stood lined up for war. "Oh I see." He slowly turned around. "VAMPIRES OMG VAMPIRES!"