Disclaimer: The characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, and The Twelve
Days of Christmas belongs to whoever wrote it. I own the idea and actual
story.
Why am I stuck up a tree?
* Sirius Black and Severus Snape are sitting at a Muggle computer, reading a fanfic called The Twelve Days of Christmas: Harry Potter Style. They are having an argument.*
Snape: Why am I stuck up a tree?
Sirius: Because you are an annoying slimeball and the author would never stick me up a tree. She likes me.
Snape: That's favoritism. Not fair! * he starts pouting *
Sirius: I think it's a wonderful version of the song, don't you? * Snape gives him the death glare. * You know what, I think I'll sing it for you. * Sirius clears his throat and starts singing. *
1 The Twelve Days of Christmas: Harry Potter Style
1.1 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Snape stuck up a tree
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two red-haired Beaters and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape
Stuck up a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired
Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best
Friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts
Houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden
Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a
Snape stuck up a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine house elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi,
Five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red- haired
Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten wands a-waving, nine house elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven
Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends,
Two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven Ministry wizards, ten wands a-waving, nine house elves, eight owls a-
Flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four
Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up
A tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Christmas trees, eleven Ministry wizards, ten wands a-waving, nine house
Elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden
Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
Sirius: Wasn't that beautiful?
Snape: No.
Sirius: Did you just say you didn't like it?
Snape: Y, yes.
Sirius: I'll have to hurt you as soon as Christmas is over for insulting the author and being a slimy git. Have a Merry Christmas!
Snape: Yeah, sure.
Sirius: What did you say?
Snape: M, merry Christmas!
Sirius: Good.
* Sirius keeps reading fanfics and Snape tries to break out of the room without success. Outside, Dumbledore is heard laughing to himself. *
Why am I stuck up a tree?
* Sirius Black and Severus Snape are sitting at a Muggle computer, reading a fanfic called The Twelve Days of Christmas: Harry Potter Style. They are having an argument.*
Snape: Why am I stuck up a tree?
Sirius: Because you are an annoying slimeball and the author would never stick me up a tree. She likes me.
Snape: That's favoritism. Not fair! * he starts pouting *
Sirius: I think it's a wonderful version of the song, don't you? * Snape gives him the death glare. * You know what, I think I'll sing it for you. * Sirius clears his throat and starts singing. *
1 The Twelve Days of Christmas: Harry Potter Style
1.1 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Snape stuck up a tree
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two red-haired Beaters and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape
Stuck up a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired
Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best
Friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts
Houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden
Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a
Snape stuck up a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine house elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi,
Five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red- haired
Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten wands a-waving, nine house elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven
Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends,
Two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven Ministry wizards, ten wands a-waving, nine house elves, eight owls a-
Flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden Snitches, four
Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up
A tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Christmas trees, eleven Ministry wizards, ten wands a-waving, nine house
Elves, eight owls a-flapping, seven Quidditch players, six Animagi, five golden
Snitches, four Hogwarts houses, three best friends, two red-haired Beaters, and a Snape stuck up a tree
Sirius: Wasn't that beautiful?
Snape: No.
Sirius: Did you just say you didn't like it?
Snape: Y, yes.
Sirius: I'll have to hurt you as soon as Christmas is over for insulting the author and being a slimy git. Have a Merry Christmas!
Snape: Yeah, sure.
Sirius: What did you say?
Snape: M, merry Christmas!
Sirius: Good.
* Sirius keeps reading fanfics and Snape tries to break out of the room without success. Outside, Dumbledore is heard laughing to himself. *