Ninja of the Pokégirl World
Edit: 011411
I fixed some the errors.
AN: I know this story will start bad so do not flame me on grammar. This story takes place with Gaara still having Shukaku seal in him. Also, lemon will appear in latter chapters. I am not confident on my lemon writing skills, yet.
Also, this chapter has some errors y friends and I tried to correct. There are still probably some mistakes still in it. After all no writing is perfect.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokégirl or Naruto. They and any other material I use come from their respected owners.
"Talking"
'Thinking/talking with demons/mind to mind talking'
"Bjiu talking"
'Bjiu thinking'
"Jutsu/techniques"
Chapter 1
-Sunrise, some where in the middle of the Land of Wind-
Winds roared in the scorching desert as sand and dust blew throughout the sandy plain. In the distance, two figures could be seen crossing the scorching desert at high speed in the middle of this powerful sandstorm.
One was a young man of about 180 cm tall and wore a white ceremonial robe with a ceremonial hat that had the kanji of 'Fire' on it. He had sun-kissed blond hair, bright blue eyes and three whisker marks on both of his cheeks.
His traveling partner was a young woman around the height of 164 cm tall and wore a lavender jonin vest with ANBU pants. She had lavender eyes and long indigo hair that reached her waist.
After a few miles of sprinting, the blond man yelled over to his traveling partner, "I wonder what Gaara would need us for, eh Hinata-chan." "I don't know Naruto-kun. Maybe it has something to do with that half of the scroll we found," replied Hinata. Naruto looked ahead as if he could see through the sandstorm.
"Hey, Hinata," Naruto yell over the howling winds, "Lets race to Suna, winner decides what we do tonight!" With that, Naruto took off forward into the unknown followed by a crimson face Hinata, who for some reason passed up Naruto.
They continued to run at high speed, with Naruto back in the lead, until they spotted a large rock formation ahead. When they neared it, a dozen men and women appeared in swirls of sand. This caused both Naruto and Hinata to stop immediately, which accidently brought a huge dust cloud caused by their race to crashing into the shinobis.
"Ha *cough* HALT *cough*," one of the Suna-nin yelled in a commanding tone. "State your buss-" One of the kunoichi interrupted him by tapped him on the shoulder and pointed at Naruto hat and robe. "Umm… Hokage-sama please forgive me, I did not recognize you with this sandstorm." The Suna-nin said bowing to Naruto.
"Ah, no problem, no problem. I'm here to see Gaar-umm the Kazekage about an issue between Kages," Naruto said waving his hands in front of him. "So may we enter?"
"Y-yes of course Hokage-sama, the Kazekage-sama has been waiting for your arrival." The sand ninja quickly dismissed the others and signaled Naruto and Hinata to follow.
The small party quickly walked through the village and toward the Kazekage tower. Along the way, Naruto and Hinata could see the villagers and shinobi stop what their doing and look at them. Some bow while other cheer out for the man who fought the Akatsuki alongside their leader.
The group finally reached the Kazekage tower and went upstairs to the Kazekage's office. When they reach the office their guide left them after he announced Naruto presence to the secretary.
The secretary checked the Kazekage's schedule before opening the door and let them in.
As soon as Naruto and Hinata closed the door behind them, it started glowing blue before fading away, signaling a silencing jutsu as activated. "Namikaze-sans, welcome." the monotone red haired said man in font of them.
Gaara, in the Kazekage robe without the hat, stood at Naruto height and had jade colored eyes with a black circle around the eyes. He wore the similar clothing he wore to the kage summit two
Beside him was his former student now wife, Matsuri, who had brown hair and onyx color eyes. She wore a standard Suna jonin uniform with metal arm braces on both arms. She had her hiti-ate was tie around her neck and had her first weapon, the jouhyou (1), hung out of her kunai pouch.
"Gaara, how many time do I have to tell you just to call me and Hinata by our first name," Naruto said pretty much forgoing formal talks with his best friend, while reaching into his robe and pulling out a scroll with the words Sukube on the top of it. "What did you find out about this scroll?" (If anyone wondering, Gaara and Matsuri height is the same as Naruto and Hinata's)
Gaara and Matsuri looked at their half of the scroll on the desk before Gaara replied, "Well, it is written in both our language and your friend Temujin language." Naruto thought about their Western friend and about the language his people used. Hard to forget him when he first invades your country then becomes your ally within a span of a week.
"Well," Naruto said with a somewhat smug tone as he looked to Hinata, "Hinata and I can read his language. After all, he taught it to us so we could talk with him and his people went they came over to trade."
"Well then, please translate was being said on this half of the scroll," Gaara said pointing at the English word just above the torn part of the scroll which said 'PLEASE REATTACH BOTTOM HALF TO CONTINUE READING'.
Naruto tried and fail to stop himself from laughing from the message, while Hinata only giggled before picking up their portion of the scroll and attaching it to Gaara's. She turned to explain why Naruto was laughing to the two confused Suna-nins. "Gaara-kun, Matsuri-chan, The reason Naruto-kun is laughing is because it said to attach our piece of the scroll with yours, the same reason we came here because ours said the same thing on ours." Hinata pointed at the top part of her scroll that had similar writing on it.
Matsuri join Hinata in her giggling when Hinata finished but within a few seconds the truth behind to scroll hit all of them. 'The guy who made this scroll made it in two pieces on purpose,' was everyone thoughts as the turn to look at the scroll, which were glowing green and purple.
"What in the world…" Naruto began before the blinding lights from the scroll enveloped them.
-(Void)-
The four ninjas found themselves in a white void with the scroll they had combined floating in front of them. Naruto and Matsuri both looked around, looking for anything familiar as Hinata activated her Byakugan scanning the area looking for anything hidden from everyone else's sight. Gaara just sat on…a sand chair?…and stare at the scroll that brought them here.
Then a faint voice could be heard. After a few minutes, the voice grew louder until they could tell it was male and old by the sounds of it.
"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!" The voice shouted out, causing everyone stare at the faint shape of a white-haired man with a lab coat on. He seems to be middle-aged and pale skin.
Everyone nodded, or in Naruto's case nodded with his whole body (1), so the ghost-like man started speaking again, "Ah, I see that the shinobi in this world found my dimension traveling scroll I created." The man turned around to the scroll and touched the middle portion of it before continuing. "As you might or might not know my name is Sukebe, world greatest mage, scientist and super pervert!" He exclaimed which caused Naruto to form a huge sweat drop on the back of his head, while Matsuri and Hinata glared daggers at the self-proclaimed super pervert.
The perverted scientist turn back to everyone before saying, "I'm only a recording of the original genius" 'Yea, right' "so if any of you are shinobi are know as kunoichi then beware of the world this scroll is sending you. While pokedex can tell your human, some may try to capture you and sell for being powerful like kunoichi I've created yet still a pure blood human woman unaffected by my virus."
Now that statement caused all of them to jerk their head up to him. "Said what?" Were the voices of Naruto, Hinata and Matsuri.
The ghost 'stepped' aside revealing a giant portal.
Just as Naruto and the others began to debate wither or not to go to this world, two familiar demonic voices yelled in their minds. "Go to that world NOW!" Were the combined shouts of Kyuubi and Shukaku.
Their voices caused everyone to winces from the volume of their voices. 'WTF! Kyuubi/Shukaku? Why do you want us to go to his world for?"
The Tail-Beasts answers was a huge surge of yokai from their back, sending Naruto into Hinata and Gaara into Matsuri before being sent into the portal. Everyone's last thought was, 'Damn you Kyuubi/Shukaku.'
The recording rubbed his head then looked at the spot where the shinobis were before saying, "Oh yea, I forgot to mention that due to the possible language difference I'll give you the ability to understand all the languages the original learned."
"Now then step through the portal," the recording finished speaking to him before fading away.
-(In the middle of a forest)-
David Yin, a young 18-year-old tamer, was currently running through the forest, why? Well after rescuing five Pokégirl from Team Rocket raid on a poke ranch by using only his wits, his two pokegirls (both of whom received injuries that requires them to rest inside their pokeballs), and his sister Moriko, a recently threshold Earth Maiden who wore a brown one-piece dress. Then again, destroying Team Rocket's Pokégirl-capturing machine before running away might have warranted that retaliation the runners received.
Did that really warrant a chased with a dozen of Team Rocket member using their pokegirls' attacks and guns to kill them? Because attacks like those is overkill for the one tamer and one Pokégirl.
As the Rocket Pokégirl rain, their long-range attack on them as bullets from flew passed them, a few bullets managed to hit David and Moriko's legs. "AH," They both stumbled onto the ground into a second clearing.
The brother and sister team tried to crawl to each other when the Team Rocket members burst through the bushes with their Growlies, Sidevipers and Purrsians. Almost all of them wore black pant, black caps, and black t-shirts with a giant red R on them. Only one of the Rocket members wore a red cap, assumedly the leader of the group had walked up to David with his Growlie right beside him.
"You think you could steal from us." The Rocket man said in a deep evil like voice as his Growlie growled at Moriko trying to move to her brother. "Hahaha, before I kill you I think I'll play with your slut."
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RAPE MY SISTER GHA-" David yells out before the Growlie use it Slash attack on him, craving three shallow gashes into his chest.
"Your sister?" The Rocket leader said turning to his team. "He said this slut is his sister, HAHAHAHA." He started laughing with his team joining him. The Rocket man advanced on Moriko, unbuckling his pants as he stood over when all of a sudden. "BOOM". A crater formed where his men were stand, with his men either dead or unconscious from the impact shattered around the crater.
Everyone stared at the four 'humans' that stood up inside the crater. One was a blond-hair man who looked around David's age, and then a red-hair man who also looked around David's age, both dressed in robes and both tall then him by 4 inches. The last two to stand was a Blue-hair girl with white eyes who looked like a blind kunoichi and a brown-hair girl who also look like a kunoichi by the way they dressed.
'At lest their my height' the trapped tamer thought as he looked at the kuniochis.
The reason his questioning if they were not human was because of the 2 meter deep and 3 meters across crater created by their impact with earth. Also, the fact they could stand after a 'fall' like that.
All four party crashes had start looking around getting themselves familiar to the land when their eyes landed on David, Moriko and the remains of the Rocket team. The only conscious member all of a sudden felt dread crawl up his spine as the kunoichis and Naruto glared at him, mainly because he was standing over a half-naked Moriko with his pants unbuckle.
Now if their one thing Naruto and co. hates the most besides traitors and murders (with the except Gaara's old self) were rapists.
The Rocket man tried to reach for his gun but was frozen in place, along with his Pokégirl, by Naruto killer intent. In a flash Matsuri had knockout the dog-like teen with a well placed dropkick while Hinata kill Red cap with two Jūken strikes: one to his temple, turning his brain to mush, and one to he groin, popping his twin mini-me. The later caused the remaining males, unconscious and conscious, to unconsciously move their hands over their groins.
With the scum out of the way, the shinobis noticed the guy and girl they helped were wounded. Matsuri went to heal Moriko as well as giving the Earth maiden a cloak from her scroll to cover herself up. Well Matsuri help Moriko; Hinata went over to David, who was being lifted up by Gaara's newly made sand, to heal his legs from the gun wounds.
David was speechless at what just happen. These guys save his and his sister's ass from death's door just by appearing out of nowhere and then mercilessly killed the a Team Rocket member just for trying to rape Moriko.
As the Tamer thought about his situation, Naruto and Gaara currently stood over the unconscious Growlie with Naruto pinching his nose to stop the blood flow there. "Eh…Hey…Gaara do you think this is a Pokégirl that ghost told us about?" Naruto said as he studied the very sexy dog-like girl, "She looks like one of those victims Orochimaru's sick experiments like Isaribi."
Gaara just continued to stare at the dog-girl before answering Naruto, "It seem to me Nam-" Naruto glared at Gaara, "Naruto that this Sukebe was just like your sensei Jiraiya, the super pervert in our world, mix with Orochimaru crazy scientific mind."
Gaara looks at the red and white colored ball on the ground, right next to Red cap's body, and picked it up. "I wonder how this works." He said to Naruto as he pointed the ball to the Growlie. A red beam shot out and hit the Growlie and within a second, the Growlie turn red like the beam before disappearing into the pokeball.
"That was so cool." Naruto shouted out causing David and Moriko to look at him as if he gone crazy, everyone knew what a pokeball does.
After seeing a few more confusing behaviors from the four newcomers made David believe that they may have amnesia from the fall… that or they aliens in disguise (A good guess).
After being healed by Hinata with her medical ninjutsu, David decided to ask the best question in this situation (At least for him). "Umm… Thanks for helping us escape Team Rocket, but I have to ask are you not for around here or something? Since you guys have been acting like you never see a Pokégirl like that Growlie or my sister for instance," This caused everyone but Matsuri to take a quick glance at the girl currently snug against an uncomfortable Matsuri. After all, in the Elemental Countries, people there had a variety of hair colors.
David did not miss those glances, who now believed they never heard of or seen a Pokégirl. "Well before I explain anything," David said looking to the remaining Team Rocket member. "Let get those thugs tied up and report them to the police at my uncle's town up ahead. Oh yeah, my name David Yin and the Earth Maiden beside your kunoichi is my sister Moriko."
After sorting a few details with David (i.e. showing him that the girls are not Pokégirl) and tied up the Rocket member did they head off to the town ahead named Leeds, one of the few towns that kept their name the same after Sukebe's Revenge.
It took only a few hours to reach the Kohona size city. Once they got there, the EC ninjas saw many sights and many girls similar the girls the tied up and Moriko. Most were somewhat dress and other were in their birthday suits. They located the police station and reported the location where they left the Team Rocket member as well as turn in the dead leader's Pokégirl. Luckily for Naruto and co, the Officer Jenny who wrote down the location of the Rocket members was to busy looking for something and did not ask for identification.
After reporting the incident, the group continued their trip to the laboratory, which was not far from the police station. The laboratory was easy to spot since it had a huge poster by the door shows a picture of an average teenage boy holding a red and white ball in his hand, standing next to him is a blue-skinned girl with what looked like a shell on her back. That and the fact it said the "Leeds' Main Pokégirl Lab."
When they reached the lab, everyone went inside to see several waiting chairs and couches against both sides of the wall and a desk in between to doors. At the desk, a young woman stood behind it. She stood at the height of about 162 cm tall with long blue hair and green eyes. She had roughly a C-cup bust and was very curvy. But what got everyone from the shinobi world staring at her were the white fur fox ears on her head and the white fur foxtail waving behind her.
The Pokégirl gave a slight bow before saying, "Welcome to Professor Yin's lab, how may I…" The fox-girl stopped talking as soon as she saw David and Moriko. "Oh David, your uncle is expecting you and sister in the lab, but you didn't tell him you were bring friends." The vixen said in a playful tone. "You guys may go in now and tell him I need one of his special massage soon. He always too busy now these days to notices it."
David, knowing what she meant, nodded before leading everyone through the double doors and into the lab. Inside was a bunch of computers and lab equipments throughout the room. It also had several window that were bar to prevent thing for entering or leaving.
In the center of all this was a man who looked to be around his mid-30s with black spiky hair. The man wore a white lab coat with black pants and boots. On is belt was four of those red and white balls, which Gaara notice David having two of them on his belt. He stood about 176 cm tall and is built like Gai. He sat in a desk doing what every world leader, kage, and CEO hates with passion, paperwork.
The man looked up from his paper and smiled when he saw David. Ignoring Naruto and co, the professor stood up and walked over to his nephew. He stopped in front of David, looking at each other in the eye, Naruto was sure they were sparkling.
Naruto notice that David had the exacted same hairstyle as his uncle and wore everything but the lab coat like the professor. But what scared Naruto was the fact they had the same height difference between them like between Gai and Lee. 'OH Shit, please do Kami, don't let them be this world's version of Gai and Lee.' Naruto answer came when Moriko closed her eyes and warned everyone else to, but it was to late.
Although there was not the 'whole shout of each other name' that Gai and Lee did, the illusion that followed was real enough. David and the professor gave each other a big hug, which started a Gai and Lee version of unbreakable Genjutsu. The building seemed to disappear and the sun could be seen at the horizon with ocean waves crashing into the rock. Naruto and everyone else managed to close their eyes before they could witness anymore of this torture.
Everyone waited a few minutes before reopening his or her eyes to see the lab back to normal. Moriko, who was still beside Matsuri, turn to everyone with and apologize, "I'm sorry for the late warning. My brother looks up our uncle as a second father to the point as dress, eating, and talking like him."
After getting everything settled down, David told his uncle everything that happen on his way here from the Hardcore League. He told of how he got his sister out of that brutal league to this region, the Blue League. He talked about is adventures he went through to bring Moriko to the Blue league so that she could live a safer Pokégirl life.
After explain his fight with the Team Rocket members and rescuing five of the Pokégirl they stole from Team Rocket, who raided a friend's Pokeranch. David reached into his backpack and pulled out four more pokeball. Professor Yin scanned them through his computer and identified what Pokégirl they are but did not tell anyone kind of Pokégirl they are.
Then it became Naruto turn to explain and so he did. He told them of the scroll half that he and Gaara found and how Hinata combined them. Naruto told the Poke group about their talk with the recording of Sukube, which caused a few shouts of "What!" Then Gaara took over and explain how they ended up here due to some unforeseeable push, (Thoughts at that time: Damn you Kyuubi/Shukaku).
Professor Yin and everyone else listen to their story carefully as Gaara also explain how their world was full of Shinobi; some are strong enough to destroy large cities and mountain ranges with one attack.
After Gaara finished, the silent Professor got up and went to his desk. He grabbed four yellow pokedexes, as the shinobi remember from the story David told, and a box of pokeball. He also pulled out 4 books that had 'Tamer's for Dummies' on them.
Hinata was the first to speak up, "Umm…Ano…why are you getting those things out?" The professor stop temporary before speaking up in a teacher's tone, "I think you better hear the this recording of basic knowledge." Yin pulled up several files on his computer and clicked play.
"Welcome to the world of Pokegirls," A feminine voice came out of the computer speakers. "For those who have lost their memories or does not know anything about Pokégirl should listen in." (All information came from the Pokégirl Primer that I do not own!)
The voice continued, "First lesson: POKEGIRL: A pokegirl is a female creature with special powers, an impressive libido, and a natural psychology to submit to a "master." Some were human females who have undergone Threshold and transformed. All pokegirls have some sort of special ability, if not looks, that separate them from normal females."
The voice paused for a minute before continuing, "Sukebe originally created Pokegirls as super-soldiers, sexual partners, and servants. During the war against Sukube, some people found that they could make pokegirls loyal to a single person and this knowledge spread. A person who did this was called a Tamer. Pokegirls now act as a human's friend/slave/partner/whatever."
There are two categories of pokegirls, Domestic and Feralborn. Feralborn pokegirls are birthed, usually by parthenogenesis, by pokegirls who have themselves gone Feral. Since they spend their formative years living like wild beasts, they are very animalsitic in thought and possess strong powers. Domestic pokegirls are ones that were either born in a Breeder's farm or were a human female that underwent Threshold. Domestic pokegirls normally have less power than a Feralborn one, but will possess more intelligence. It is possible to increase a Feralborn pokegirl's intelligence, but most Tamers consider this is a waste of time when they could be enhancing their combative skills. All pokegirls have a lifespan equal to that of humans, save those with the Longevity enhancement. Pokegirls with the Longevity enhancement can live for centuries. They undergo their first puberty normally, but only undergo their second one when they reach middle age for them, which can take hundreds of years. Pokegirls all have strong desires to have sex, to a greater or lesser degree depending on the specific type of pokegirl, but these hormones only kick in during their first puberty, which happens around the same time a human girl would undergo maturity. Pokegirls are infertile as far as normal reproduction goes, being able to bear young only from parthenogenesis. There are several categories of pokegirl, which describe what abilities they have, or what their general attitude is like. These abilities are now used in many things aside from combat, as most technology was destroyed during Sukebe's War. While some hate pokegirls, most understand that this is the only way humans will survive in this new, chaotic world." The program finished speaking to allow the EC group to digested this new information.
The voice continued to speak, "Lesson two, the creator of Pokegirls: SUKEBE: A master of technology and magic, this is the person responsible for the creation of pokegirls and the scars created from his war. A great pervert, mage, and scientist, he created the pokegirls as his slaves and later as his way to get revenge. After he was discovered to be doing genetic experiments, it was initially thought his first lab was destroyed, and from the destroyed lab came the cursed Jusenkyo Spell Dump. Warning this area is very dangerous and should be avoided."
After giving the warning, the voice paused to give the ninjas emphasizing of how dangerous it was before continuing, "Several years later, Sukebe came back and this time he used his powers to unleash a nightmare to the people of the Earth. Sukebe's Revenge lasted for a great many years. It is believed that at the end, after his pokegirls were turned back on his troops, that he was destroyed in the Battle of the San Bay. However, there does not exist any proof that he was in fact killed."
"Third lesson," The computer said "SUKEBE'S REVENGE: The war of humanity versus the hentai mage/scientist Sukebe. Sukebe introduced humanity to his form of hell. A plague, which killed millions and left nearly all females sterile, soldiers that were far beyond the powers of existing science, and other things the world thought only existed in fairy tales. The war united the world (which at the time was divided into something called "Nations") and sparked research into developing something that could combat Sukebe's super-soldiers, the pokegirls. The most famous battle was the Battle of San Bay, where the first energy weapons were used and the beginning of the Tamer forces were created. Sukebe's forces were barely defeated, thanks to the discovery that chosen people called Tamers can control wild pokegirls. Also, since most human females had been rendered infertile thanks to the plague, it was discovered that pokegirls could bear human children as well as pokegirls, males always human and some females human. However, almost all technology had been lost except those that dealt with stolen technology on pokegirls. After Sukebe's Revenge had been fought, the need for Tamers still existed as most pokegirls had become Feral and uncontrolled. Now, several hundred years after Sukebe's Revenge, humanity is just beginning to recover. Pokegirls are now somewhat accepted, Tamers are now accepted as full time jobs, pureblood human females are getting rarer since most breeding is done with pokegirls, technology has been slowly loosing its bad reputation from Sukebe, and humans must now learn the full extent of the world they live in now."
'Revenge is never the answer for anything,' thought Naruto as he and everyone else saw a video of Sukebe leading his army of Pokegirls. 'I learned that when Pain attacked, but Sukebe didn't have anyone the tell him that.'
Just as the Shinobi thought it was over, the computer spoke up again time. "Lesson four: Plague: BLOODY FLU: The artificial and highly contagious disease unleashed by Sukebe on the world in 1993 AD (-9 AS). While initial symptoms mimicked a normal flu, women who contracted the disease suffered from cramps and vaginal bleeding. Men who contracted and recovered from the disease had no permanent effects from it, but women who survived the infection had extreme difficulty becoming pregnant thereafter. Worse, this sterility was passed on to their own female children, so even the women of today feel the effects of the long-vanished disease. Since pokegirls were immune to the disease, the more pokegirl ancestry a female has, the easier it is for her to become pregnant, and the more likely it is that her male children will have Blood Gifts, and her female children will go through Threshold. Even though less than one person in a five hundred died from this disease, the fact that nearly the entire world population caught this disease means that millions died from it. Once caught, a person was immune to the disease thereafter, and the Bloody Flu thusly was eradicated sometime in 1995 AD (-7 AS)."
'Well this information explained that recording's/ghost's warning,' the shinobis thought at the same time.
The voice continued to tell the shinobi of the damages after the war. "RED PLAGUE: Loosely based on the Bloody Flu, the Red Plague, which was initially dubbed as the "Monster Flu" was created by scientists in the pre-Sukebe nation of China and unleashed in the year 2000 AD (-2 AS). The disease was supposed to kill off pokegirls, but fell far short of that goal. Most pokegirl breeds who caught the disease contracted headaches, stomachaches, dizziness, fever, and nausea, for about two days before recovering. A few breeds of pokegirls suffered worse though, and one, the Sphinx, was nearly eradicated by the virus. It was recorded as a success since the sick pokegirls were easier to kill. Ironically, it came back to bite humanity in the ass soon after. In the year 2 AS (2004 AD), the Monster Flu mutated and became the Red Plague, a highly contagious airborn plague that pokegirls were immune to, but no one else was. Once contracted, death was almost certain, and it was easy to tell who was infected by the large, bleeding sores that opened up on their body. It took three years for the Red Plague to purge itself, and by the year 5 AS (2007 AD), humanity was measured in millions rather than billions. Being originally made to affect all breeds of pokegirls, many forms of animal life were infected as well, decimating them. Since unlike humans, the animals had no new species to help replenish their numbers with, most breeds of animals are today extinct or severely endangered."
Two thought went through the ninjas' mind. 'WHAT THE F***, this people are crazy enough to create their own "kill themselves disease".' And, 'Damn it, that means we better find a good food source or we become vegetarian.' As an after thought from Naruto, 'Hehehe, this would be an Akimichi worst nightmare to be here.'
The voice came back again causing Naruto to groan, he though it was over, "Last lesson: TAMER: A Tamer is a person whose primary job is to make sure that the Feral pokegirls of the world don't finish what Sukebe tried to do. In order to do this, they must "Tame" other pokegirls to fight for them, as the only effective way to fight a pokegirl is with another pokegirl. In order for a Tamer to be official, they must pass a somewhat easy test to gain their basic license. After passing the test, Tamers will be given identification saying what they are (normally a pokedex), six pokeballs, a copy of the award winning book Taming for Dummies, and congratulations. In order for them to have more than six pokegirls, they must pass a more advanced test for a storage license. No matter what level the Tamer is at or what they have passed, they are only allowed to carry six pokegirls with them at any time. Tamers are considered to be fulfilling a League function in their jobs (i.e. Taming is not part of the private sector), but they are not paid for what they do. They survive by living off the land (as detailed in Taming for Dummies, since the book has everything a Tamer needs to know), and by frequently visiting the ever-helpful Pokecenters. Most Tamers have family and friends they can count on for extra cash, clothing, food, and shelter as well. Additionally, Tamer battles against a gym leader involve a modest cash prize if the Tamer defeats the gym leader (along with the badge). Some Tamers also have pokegirls who can produce food and drink (such as a Chickenlittles, KhangAssCunts, Milktits, etc.) with them as well, and many pokegirls can fish, gather plants, and prepare food as well."
'Well scratch that idea Chouji and all the single males in the Akimichi clan would lover it here. After all, they love meat and they're pervert insides.' Naruto thought as he remembering the incident at the main hot spring. That ended with Chouji and two other Akimichi to get a beating of a lifetime.
Naruto suddenly remember Jiraiya and his perverted antics, he missed that prevented hermit. Although he was still pissed, that Jiraiya practically abandon him until he was thirteen. At least his godfather did train and teach as well as leaving him with the first half of the scroll to him.
Naruto snapped out of his sad memories of his godfather's death when Yin started talking. "Well, now do you guys and girls know why I got this stuff out?" It so that y'all can travel around without anyone questioning you on how you can walk safely without a Pokégirl." The professor paused for a minute to catch his breath before continuing. "Also, you get the benefits of a tamer to go almost anywhere."
The professor put the four pokeball that David took out of his backpack with several others. "I'll even give y'all guys the Tamer's licenses without having you take the test, after all you did save my nephew and niece and all of y'all look responsible."
"Meet me outside if you shinobis want to be tamers," the professor said before he pushed the pokeballs full of pokegirls out through the back door and into the field. David and Moriko followed him.
Naruto looked at Hinata as Gaara looked at Matsuri and debating weather or not to accept this.
'Hime, do you really want us to become tamer?' Naruto asked his lover mentally through the mate mark Kyuubi tricked him into giving Hinata.
'Hai, after that last council meeting about your clans revival, this would be a good place to find someone who see you for who you are like me and Shion.' The former Hyuuga heiress replied as she remember the only other girl that truly love Naruto like she did…well at lest the only other girl at their age.
'Err, Ok then,' Naruto said through their link before cutting it off. The reason why he cut it off was because of the damn fox constantly sending images of him, Hinata and Shion together. Too bad Shion could not come with them.
He took one glance at Gaara to see what they may have decided and saw something he never thought would see in his lifetime. Gaara's face was as red as a tomato at what Matsuri probably told him.
After Gaara face turn back to it normal color did they walked up to the table that had four backpacks full of stuff. Just as they were about to put it on, Gaara noticed something. That was that he could understand and read the writing around him. 'Interesting, how is it possible for me to know the meaning of this language?' Gaara looked to his lover and noticed she had realized the same thing he had and was current look back at him. They both nodded to each other and decided to talk about this later.
They put the backpacks on, Naruto turn to face everyone, "Well, it looks like we're going to have a weird and perverted journey through this world." He said before he and the rest of the shinobis walk out the back door.
-(Backyard of the Lab)-
Dozens of pokegirls ran around playing, talking or napping out as they stretched their legs from being crapped inside their pokeballs for so long.
Professor Yin sat at the porch with his nephew and niece, waiting for EC ninjas to come out. As they waited, Yin kept his eye on his niece. He could tell the signs of becoming Feral and hoped that she would be picked by one of the hopefully new tamers.
As they waited, Professor Yin put the five pokeballs of the Pokegirls David rescued and wonder what to do. He got a call from his friend Jack, who owns the Pokeranch that was robbed. Jack said that he could give them to new tamers but only if they were good, caring ones. Jack did not want more corrupted Tamers with his Pokégirl he bred, especially since these girls came from his brother's ranch in Edo.
The only ones possible for that task is the Shinobi saved not only his brother's kids; they also helped arrest a group of Team Rocket members.
Just as he finished think about the incident earlier, Naruto and the others came out with the pokepack he made for them on.
'Well now, time to see if they'll take them,' the professor thought.
"Hey y'all guys," The professor shouted to the ninjas. "So y'all decide to become tamers. Let me register ya'll to make it official." The man finished pulling a laptop out of gods knows where.
The professor opened his laptop and turns it on. "Give me the pokedexs inside the right pocket of your pokepack." It took them a second to realize the backpacks were call pokepacks. They reach into the side pockets, pull out their dexs, and handed to the professor.
The professor pulled out a cord and plugged it into the USB port on Naruto's dex. "All rightly now, I need to put your personal information in your dex so you can be indentified during your pokebattles and gym matches." Yin said as he brought up the information sheet.
Now starts the information gathering, "Full name?" "Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." "Age?" "18" "I'll put your hometown as Leeds since there is no place in Edo named Kohona or Suna, is that ok?" "Umm…Okay." "*Type* *type* and I believe that it for now unless you want to take the storage test?" The professor said looking up to Naruto. "Emm…maybe later." The blond ninja replied as he remembers what was said about storage in that stupid 'Tamers for Dummies' book.
After Naruto got his dex back, Yin signal the next person to come up, which was Hinata.
"Okay, I'm going to ask you some of the same question I asked Naruto. Full name?" "Hinata Hyuuga Namikaze." "Alright now-WHAT! Are you two brother and sister?" the stunned professor said as both his nephew and niece staring at him for stating the impossible. Those two looked nothing alike. "No," shouted Hinata. "He my husband." "Wait you two are married?" That caused the Yins to gape that them like fish out of water. "Y-yes, it was never announced at our village because of the enemies Naruto-kun made." Hinata said, feeling relief as if she repented for a sin.
David turned to Gaara and asked, "Are you and Miss Matsuri married too?" Gaara glanced at the older boy and replied in a monotone voice, "Yes."
Recovering for that shook incident (at least for the professor), he typed in the same information in Hinata, with the exception of her being registered as a female Tamer.
The professor hurried to get Hinata her dex back, while think, 'aren't they to young to get married? Also, why did they want to become Tamers if they're married?' But the professor decided to keep his mouth shut and continue the Shinobi's registrations.
Gaara and Masturi handed the professor their dexs as well. "Well then, I just need your ages and surname to hurry this along. So Age?" "18." The Suna ninja replied. "Surname?" no Sabaku." "*Type* *type* Okay both of y'all will be done soon."
The professor handed the Suna-nin their dexs back before he stood up. He turn to them and said, "Those dexs are the newest model and have everything in them to record your battles, how much money you have, and your location with the GPS." The professor crossed his arms over his chest, "I modified them for you so that your location beacon could be turn off so that the Leagues can't track you (Although I can). After all, y'all can't use your skills if you're being watched."
"Well now it time to chose your pokegirls…In fact I know just the girls for y'all." Yin said as he walked down the as groups of girls started following behind them. The shinobis and the remaining Yins followed.
The group of girl quickly swarmed the new Tamers and the Yins, asking questions about the Rookie Tamers and if they could be in their Harems.
Not far away were 5 pokegirls in their own group. These were the newest girls to Yin's Starter Pokégirl.
Two would look like normal girls if it were not for their pupils. One was silver-hair with silver eyes and was about 170 cm tall. The other girl was Black-hair with black eyes and was 170 cm tall. Both were curvy with B-cup breast, fair skin, and thin arms. They both wore battle kimono and had their hair in a single ponytail. The only other differences between them were the sword sheaths they had tied around their waist. One was of a western design while the other was the sheath for a katana.
The last one that closely resembled a normal girl looked like Anko, one of Naruto sempais, only shorter at the height of 160 cm. She had C-cup breast and slightly tan skin. Her hairstyle was exactly as Anko, a pineapple shape, with black-hair instead of purple like Anko. She wore a battle kimono like what Temari wore when they first met her but this girl had a kunai pouch on her left leg.
The shortest one was a chocolate fur fox squirrel girl that stood at a height of 141 cm with shoulder length hair. She had a tan mane of fur around her neck, A-cup breasts, and around her vaginal area. The only thing about her that was off (at least to the shinobis) was that she was nearly naked with only a bra and panties on.
The last was a black fur fox-like girl missing her tail and had an aura on contempt for the girls around the new tamers. She was about 174 cm tall and had C-cup breast. She had waist length ebony hair and black fur covering most of her body. She had a pair of black furred fox ears on top of her head.
They all stared at the pile of Pokégirl on top of the new Tamers. The silver hair girl looked at the pile of girl with disgust, "All those girls want is someone to tame them." She said look at her black hair twin. "True, but that is our nature," the fox squirrel said. The kunoichi standing next to the two twins grabbed them both and said, "Kayo, Kei, you two should be hoping that we don't get separated while they're here. We have been together since Edo with Atsuko." The ninja glanced at the fox. "And our foxy friend here."
The Black fox-girl stared at kunoichi and opened her mouth to say something. She was about to speak when she and the Eva felt a presence of a Strong fox, to be exacted a fox lord, around as well as another animal lord.
'Where is this powerful presence coming from?' The fox-girls thought together as they looking around for the source of the fox presence. Their friends stopped talking as the vixens look around.
That when Naruto and the rest decided to 'pop' up. The girls jump back, surprised at their appearance... that and the rainbow colored smoke bombs that exploded around them. The blond shinobi looked at the girls that had caught everyone's eyes, not just because of their beauty or Edo clothing (for the ones with clothes) but because they were separated from the main group.
-(Earlier)-
As the group was about to be mobbed, Naruto created seven-shadow clone outside the mob and had them transform into them. Then he had them swap places with the Tamer and professor.
After dusting themselves off, they notice a small group of pokegirls who did not act like the crazy hormone induced girl that mobbed (and possible rape) them earlier.
Curious, Naruto pointed his pokedex at the first girl with black fur. (For those who know about pokegirls and do not want to waste time reading info you already know then skips over this part.)
NOGITSUNE, the Can't Get Any Tail Pokegirl Lvl 7
Type: Anthropomorph (vulpine)
Element: Dark/Magic
Frequency: Rare
Diet: omnivore, preference for fish and meat
Role: illusionist, avenger
Libido: Average (can become High depending on the Tamer`s Harem)
Strong Vs: Dark, Ghost, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting, dog pokegirls
Attacks: Scratch, Bite, Pummel, Leap, Tackle, Hypnotize, Dream Eater, Illusion, Smile, Mana Bolt, Mystic Bolt, Shadow Shot, Teleport
Enhancements: Quickness, Enhanced Hearing (x5) and Enhanced Olfactory Sense (x5), Undetectable Aura
Evolves: Dark Kitsune (redemption, love or Shiny Stone)
Evolves From: Kitsune (personal dishonor; loss of tail); Vixxen (Dark Stone + Dusk Stone)
It seems that whenever a Kitsune does something that goes against her personal code, a form of honor unknown to any other being, a Kitsune loses her tail and becomes Nogitsune.
With the loss of her tail, the Kitsune`s body seems to unleash a high amount of dark energy, changing the Kitsune into a new pokegirl. Though it is unknown how it happens, perhaps it is the work of a natural mechanism in a Kitsune or perhaps it is not. By becoming a Nogitsune, there are many changes to the Kitsune being besides the loss of her tail. The Kitsune`s fur changes to a pattern of black and white, almost similar to a Skunkette or Mephitits. Also, with the loss of tail, more magical properties of the Kitsune are unleashed, making her a somewhat powerful Magic-type.
It should be known however, that a Nogitsune is quite a difficult pokegirl to maintain in a Tamer's Harem. The Nogitsune becomes very conceited, as she sees herself as having nothing to lose, so that train of thought makes two traits about the Nogitsune stand out. The first, and hardest for the Tamer is that since the Nogitsune sees herself as having nothing, she wants all she can get from her Tamer, wanting more time with him during Taming sessions or as the second trait shows, wanting to be used in battle. The need to fight within a Nogitsune however can be a mixed blessing as with the want to be in battle, a Nogitsune is ruthless, using Hypnotize to put her opponent first, then draining her with Dream Eater. Should a Nogitsune`s opponent be able to shake off her Hypnotize, the Nogitsune will tend to use Mana Bolt or Mystic Bolt, depending on the level of mana, then follow up with Shadow Shot while the opponent is stunned.
It should also be stated that it is NEVER a good idea to have a Nogitsune and a Shaguar in the same Harem. The two pokegirls seem to have a rivalry that is up to the ferocity of the Kunoichis and Cheshires or the Demon Goddesses and the Neo Iczels.
After reading the girl information, Naruto barely heard the Kyuubi say something about lost honor and whatnot but heard the last part. "Help that vixen with her redemption." While that was happening, Gaara turn his pokedex to the Anko lookalike. While he did that, Hinata scan the twins and Matsuri scan the fury fox squirrel. Their pokedex chimed and replied the following information.
From Hinata's dex:
SLICER, the Swordswoman Pokegirl lvl 7
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Fighting
Frequency:Uncommon (Crimson League)
Diet: human diet
Role: fencers, frontline fighters
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Normal, Magic
Weak Vs: Ghost, Psychic
Attacks: Slash, Swordwave, Deflect, Counter
Enhancements: Proficiency with any bladed weapon or anything longer than one foot.
Evolves: Gladiatrix (Round Stone), Valkyrie (battle stress), Ronin (normal), or Piratit (Water Stone)
Evolves From: None
Slicers appear to be like normal women with some small deviations. Their average height is between 4'8" and 6'1". Their hair colors are generally a random color, but generally within the primary, secondary or tertiary colors. More common human hair colors like silver, grey, brown and black are actually quite rare among Slicers. Their irises are generally a solid color with the pupils being a slightly darker variant of the iris color. This may throw people off at first, as most people are used to seeking black pupils in eyes.
The main oddity amongst 30% of all Slicers is that their arms and fingers may appear thin and delicate, but remain as strong as normal arms. This can sometimes be quite the surprise to opponents, who believe the thinner arms means they are weak.
Slicers are adept at using any weapon that can be wielded with one or two hands, but most prefer using light-weight swords, such as rapiers, short swords or even daggers. When it comes to sword mastery, they are second to few, save their evolutionary sisters, Herowu and Armsmistresses. Unlike Amazonwus or Herowus, though, they do not lose their fighting skill while feral. Instead, they lose confidence. A Feral Slicer is more likely to run if disarmed or caught offguard. The difference between the Feralborn and domesticate born is that the Feralborn usually have to find a weapon. Most wind up with a branch, but some have been known to steal weapons from towns. Tamers can sometimes get a feralborn Slicer to join them by offering a sword as a gift. Domesticates generally save up money and buy their own sword, but getting the weapon enchanted can be quite the turn-on for any Slicer.
If a Slicer's weapon of choice breaks, she usually mourns it as most people mourn friends. Most ferals and quite a few domesticates will insist on a proper burial for the weapon. The only times when she does not request a burial is if she believed the weapon to be inferior (i.e. a branch she grabbed simply because it was close, but it only blocked a single attack before breaking). While their attacks can affect Ghost or Psychic pokegirls, they take double damage from psychic or ghost attacks. Once a Slicer (or any swordsman) achieves a certain level of mastery or skill, they can use a Swordwave. This technique is similar to a vacuum cut. In layman's terms, it's a force that can cut or tear without the need of contact between solid matter. Swordwaves can also be used to knock people out. Swordwaves can be used with any weapon the user can swing, even if it is not a sword or even a traditional weapon.
From Gaara scan was:
KUNOICHI, the Ninja Pokegirl lvl 7
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Dark
Frequency: Common (in Edo League), Uncommon to Rare (all other Leagues)
Diet: omnivore, prefers human style food
Role: spy Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Dark, Ghost, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting
Attacks: Smoke Screen, Vanish, Throwing Star, Quick Attack, Shadow Dash, Hazy Vision
Enhancements: A Kunoichi can move in shadows and completely in silent, being almost impossible to detect. Enhanced Speed (x2), Enhanced Senses (x2)
Evolves: Cheshire (Cat E-Medal), Kunimitsu (Fox E-Medal)
Evolves From: Ninjette (lvl 15)
Kunoichis were made, along with Cheshires to be spies. During Sukebe's war, Kunoichi would gather information of the enemy, and then return so the more powerful Pokégirls could attack. Kunoichi can also defend themselves very well in battle, since they can combine their natural stealth talents with a series of attacks during a fight. Kunoichi attack from the shadows, and rarely battle straight out in the open in keeping with their style.
Kunoichi average around 5ft tall, and usually possess breasts in the B-to-C cup sizes. These Pokégirls can have all manners of skin and hair colors, but most have dark-colored eyes and hair, whereas their skin color is most often caucasian. Many Kunoichi keep their hair short, although individuals have their hair in just about any size and style. All kunoichi wear form fitting clothing, unless attempting to fit in as a human girl or as some other Pokégirl type. Pokedexes can see through their disguises, however.
Kunoichi have rivalries with two different Pokégirl breeds. One is with the Cheshire. Their areas of expertise are identical, and this rivalry is more often a common friendly rivalry, rather than one where each Pokégirl would want to destroy the other in battle. Researchers suggest that Cheshire and Kunoichi should not ever be in the same Harem at the same time, however, as each one will attempt to out-do the other in all ways, including taming. Taming both at once has only yielded one Tamer who managed it... and he wound up trading both away within a week afterwards, swearing to stick to Low libido Pokégirls from that moment forward. According to research done, Kunoichi can even evolve into a Cheshire through the use of a Cat E-Medal, although very few Kunoichi will allow this.
In the Edo league, Kunoichi also have some rivalry with Ronins. This is likely because of the difference between the two Pokégirl battle ideologies. Whereas a Kunoichi is subtle and more of a supportive Pokégirl, the Ronin are in your face and full out attackers. Ronin actively pursue the rivalry, while the Kunoichi try not to encourage it. This leads to Ronin being annoyed by the lack of participation, and encouraged to try and provoke a Kunoichi at any given opportunity. As a result, Researchers also suggest that Tamers not have both in their harem at the same time, unless the two Pokégirls are used to one another and some semblance of respect between them is obtained.
Matsuri's dex said:
EVA, the Fox-Squirrel Pokegirl Lvl 7
Type: Animorph, Humanoid
Element:Chippyna (Diamond Stone), Marmotte (battle stress), Espea (normal; triggered in the day), Umbrea (normal; triggered at night), Evangelion (Angel Stone), Omegan (Dark Stone & Mana Crystal), Storm Demon (process classified)
Evolves From: None
Eva, the fox-squirrel pokegirl, is furry and cute and fairly popular. They are loyal, affectionate, and fairly intelligent. Many have been trained to be good domestics and enjoy being helpful in almost any regard. They respond well to affection, and their possibility of evolving into one of their elemental forms gives them good combat potential. Evas also have a bad reputation that they have only slowly begun to overcome due to what happened in the Orange Continent.
On the Orange Continent, about twenty years after Sukebe's disappearance, an attempt to evolve an Eva using an Angel Stone resulted in the continent's almost complete destruction. Now the Orange Islands have a "No Evas Allowed" policy, though most people don't know why other than "Evas are bad luck."
It is thought that Sukebe created this girl to mainly act as a distraction in the war. A small group would approach an intended target (be it a base or a battalion) and attack. The aura would assist in their retreat. It would lull enemies into a false sense of pity and chivalry (as human males are wont to do) and allow for the group`s safe escape. While the reason this girl's evolution abilities still remains unknown for the most part, it continues to undergo research.
There appearance despite their attitude and/or demeanor is that of something cute and fluffy. They have slight builds with heights generally from 4` to 4`6". Slim waists that slope gently into their slightly flared hips from which their fluffy tails spring. Their ears are located on the top of their head with fur that matches their body fur, which tends to be a rich brown color. They are comfortable with their rather thick fur coats, it being thickest around their necks giving them a mane of sorts which tends to be a light tan in color, and shortest near there breast (which can range anywhere from a meager A-Cup to a nice C-Cup) and their vaginas. It has been said by many Eva tamers that their ears and the base of their tails are the most sensitive `hot spots' on their bodies. Their gentle doe-like eyes (which are generally a deep brown like their hair) will greatly increase their Aura of Cute attack's effectiveness if they are looked into while the attack is performed. As for the differences between Domestic and Feral born Evas there are not many to note aside from perhaps a slightly thinner fur coat in a domestic bred one (As she would not need to protect herself from the elements.) Feral born have the development of short claws to assist in their survival in the wild.
After that scan, Matsuri decided to scan Moriko:
EARTH MAIDEN (aka GEOMANCER), the Earth Elementalist Pokegirl Lvl 20
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Ground
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: vegetarian
Role: soil cultivation, protector of the earth
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Steel
Weak Vs: Flying, Ice, Plant, Water
Attacks: Earth Wall, Mud Slap, Earth Quake, Destabilize
Enhancements: In-Tune with Nature
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
In appearance, an Earth Maiden looks like a normal human female, though their hair tends to have a green hue to it, which changes intensity with the seasons. They tend to be very kind in nature, but will become extremely violent if they witness crimes against the earth.
Unlike most Ground-type pokegirls, Earth Maidens do not have any parts of their bodies where their Ground-based attacks come from. Instead, the Earth Maiden uses the terrain around her to aid her in battle, calling forth mud and dirt from the ground. This is what gives them their nickname Geomancer, despite their lack of any true magical properties. Their primary defensive attack, Earth Wall, is created by the Earth Maiden calling up forth the ground around her to rise and become a shield in front of her, which lasts until it is eroded.
Earth Maidens are usually found tending to plants in protected parks, greenhouses and farmlands. Some Tamers have reported that their Earth Maiden seems to love the earth more than they love their master.
After the shinobi looked at each other information, a grin appeared on Naruto's face. Hinata, knowing the look on Naruto's face, whispered to Gaara and Matsuri about the prank currently running through Naruto's mind. They decided to 'surprise' the group by following behind the blond haired stealth master on his prank.
As they waited for the Yin's to cache up, Naruto slowly roll a few of him special smoke bombs around the area of they planned to appear. As soon as the Yin family arrived, Naruto and the gang grabbed their shoulders and teleported to those girls position.
With a hurricane of leaves and dust, everyone appeared in front of the Edo pokegirls. The explosive seal on the bombs detonated the second they appeared.
What stood in front of the shinobis and tamers were to battle ready two slicers and kunoichi with the two fox girl behind them glowing with energy.
While the Naruto and the gang weren't surprised by their reaction-mainly because civilians would do the same back home- the Professor and David were. The Professor backed away slowly along side his nephew, Morkio stood behind Matsuri ready to fight. Professor Yin, after getting a yard away from the battle ready pokegirls, coughs a bit to get the girls attention.
"Well y'all, here are the Edo girls I wan-" BOOM, BOOM. The professor was interrupted by the sounds of explosion from the town. "What in the world," Prof. Yin started to say but stopped when the white-fur fox girl the Shinobi saw in the lobby can running up.
"PROFESSOR! A WIDOW IS ATTACKING!" the foxy girl said as loud screams of terror came from the town.
Everyone but the Naruto and the gang froze with terror looks on their faces. Even the Edo pokegirls, who were prepared to fight, froze with that name.
After a few seconds of the frozen face of terror, Naruto took a deep breath before shout at the stunned group, "WHAT THE HELL IS A WIDOW." That snapped everyone in hearing range back into reality but stared right behind the shinobis.
Naruto crossed his arms over his chest waiting for an answer until Hinata tapped on his shoulder. He turn around to see Gaara holding an ugly eight-legged somewhat like woman with his sand as Matsuri tied it arms to nearby trees with ninja wire. She dark black skin from the waist up, laced with weird plates of armor that looked like it was apart of her. Big red eyes surrounded her head. Naruto's dex was still on and reported in a frightening computerized tone. (I'm just going to switch to the dex now for details)
WIDOW, the Run For Your Life If You See One
Pokegirl Type: Tauric Inhuman (arachnid monster)
Element: Bug/Poison/Ghost
Frequency: Not Rare Enough
Diet: carnivore
Role: Boogieman and ultimate terror
Libido: no one wants to know
Strong Vs: any except Dragon
Weak Vs: Dragon
Attacks: Poison Sting, Paralyze Sting, Poison Bite, Web, Phase, Invis, Acid Spray, Slice, Armor Punch, Hyper Venom
Enhancements: Enhanced Strength (x12), Enhanced Speed (x15), armored chitin, 360 degree vision, web spinners, poison sacs, multiple varieties of poison including transformative venom that has the potential to turn anyone affected by it into a Widow, hypnotic attack, ability to bite off and digest almost anything organic, extra arms
Evolves: Dryder (special; ejecting all poisons from itself)
Evolves From: Arachnae (extreme pain or Tamer's death)
Bounty (for confirmed kill): 900,000,000 SLC
Bounty (for reporting sighting & getting out alive): 40,000,000 SLC
Recommendation if you see one: Run the fuck away, dumbass!
Behold a nightmare made flesh. This is not exaggeration, this is not a mistaken comparison to the NightMare breed of Pokegirl, this is the truth, plain and simple. Widows are the worst, the deadliest Pokegirl alive that's not a Legendary. They are destruction incarnate, the worst aspect of almost every sin made into spidery flesh. They are hateful creatures, and no one who has encountered them has anything good to say about them. The problem is, no one really knows WHY they appeared. There are several theories that have arisen from this. The most common one is that Sukebe created them. When his original home was destroyed and his first anamorphic creatures slain, he created Widows to gain his revenge, creating the more cute and cuddly breeds later on. Another theory, mainly put forward by Crimson League officials, state that the dreaded Pokegirl General, Athena, created them out of her rage against mankind. No one knows for certain, but everyone IS certain that they are among the most reviled of all Pokegirl breeds. Widows are truly monstrous to behold. From the waist up, they are humanoid in appearance, however their skin, dark black in color, is laced with a chitinous armor that can take immense damage from nearly every type of attack. They have blood red, compound eyes all around their head, the back ones sparsely hidden by wisps of hair, allowing the Widow full three hundred and sixty degree vision. Their jaws can split open at the chin, revealing razor-sharp mandibles and fangs that drip constantly with saliva. They have four arms. Two end in normal, five-fingered hands, but the lower pair end in long, curved blades that glisten with poison. Their cunt, just at the base of their waist, is lined with spikes around the labia, which inject paralytic venom into a victim, making it easier for the Widow to do as she pleases with them. From the waist down, they are spidery in appearance. A massive spider's abdomen serves as a Widow's lower body, supported by four thick, powerful, hairy spider legs. On the back of the spider-abdomen is a prominent red hourglass, standing out clearly against the black fur of the Widow. The spider-legs are long and strong, and a Widow can balance herself on the two back legs to shoot webs or streams of acidic Hyper Venom. All who have reported seeing a Widow and are still alive tell of the nightmares they had for days afterwards upon seeing such a horrible creature. Widows are horrible monsters of the worst sort, made all the more horrible by how they form.
XXX WARNING, THIS INFORMATION SHALL NEVER BE REVEAL TO THE PUBLICS EYES: When an Arachnae, a perfectly innocent breed of Pokegirl, suffers extreme agony that turns into terrible rage, or suffers the pain of losing her Tamer, she morphs into this despair-bringer. (Addendum by Professor Stroak: The knowledge of a Widow's pre-evolutionary form must not, repeat, MUST NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be revealed to the public. The backlash against Arachnaes, who's only crime would be a connection to this horrible breed, would be terrible, and many innocents would die. At all costs must the secret of a Widow's pre-evolutionary form be protected.) XXX
Widows in combat are fierce, deadly fighters. Most attacks simply bounce off of their bodies, the only ones capable of affecting them being lightning and fire attacks, which serve little purpose but to accelerate the life-cycle of a Widow (see attached entry), and dragon-element attacks, which are the only things which can hurt them. Combat against a Widow is to be avoided at all costs if encountered alone. Seriously, just run away. No matter how good you are, how powerful your girls are, a Widow is stronger, faster, deadlier, and just plain meaner. Thankfully, no Threshold cases of turning into a Widow have been reported. Only two instances of a Widow being tamed are on record, and in both cases the Widows showed evidence of incomplete transformations resulting from being experimented on. Both have since evolved to Dryder.
Hyper Venom
A Widow's deadliest feature is its Hyper Venom. The worst kind of death in a tiny-little sting. Even the tiniest amount can result in horrifying mutilation, if not death.
Hyper Venom consists of a mixture of toxic, highly corrosive acids, various cancer cells, and a mixture of heavily toxic poisons. This is a highly potent combination, and the only known cure is the Infinity Antidote used by Venom Mistresses and the powers of the Legendary Pokegirl, Sexebi. Infinity Antidote is inherently magical, and can heal even the acidic damage of Hyper Venom. However, Venom Mistresses are rare and encounters with Sexebi are even rarer, making this an unreliable cure. The best way so far to save someone if a Venom Mistress or Sexebi is not on hand is amputation of the poisoned part of the body before the poison can spread.
An agonizing death is almost guaranteed upon being poisoned by Hyper Venom. So potent is this chemical mixture, that the toxic poison inundating their bodies eventually kills even Widows.
The Life Cycle of a Widow
The life of a Widow is short, agonizing, and violent. Here is a breakdown of the three phases of a Widow's life.
Phase One ][ Transformation
The first phase of a Widow, starting just after transformation, is the longest lasting one. The time it lasts varies, but at the most has been recorded at a month. In this phase, the Widow rampages around, destroying everything in its path, consuming Pokegirls it meets and generally causing havoc. It is at its most inhuman in this phase, its eyes glazed over with rage as it attacks everything in its way, stopping only to rest.
Phase Two ][ Rememberance
The second phase of a Widow's life, also the shortest phase, occurs after the time of rampaging in its first phase is over. They regain the intelligence they lost upon evolving, in rare cases getting their memories back as well. Widows are possessed with a tremendous urge to find a place to make a web and breed, and seek out a suitable place, building their web with studious ease. They will then seek out people to mate with, preferring human males, as they have the best chance of inducing pregnancy, and then kill and eat their mates, taking several days at a time to do it in. Once pregnant, they will go into a hibernation state in their lair, her eggs growing to birth level in mere months.
If the Widow manages to control these instincts, they can also forcibly eject all of the poisons and toxins from their bodies, resulting in evolution...
Phase Three ][ Life and Death
The final phase of a Widow's life occurs after they lay their eggs, two months after they are impregnated. Once the eggs are born, they organize them in a safe place. By this point, a Widow's body has lost its ability to fight off its own poisons and will be wearing down. They will have a haggard appearance, and act almost Feral. They will die shortly before their eggs hatch into Widow kits. So far, no reported nest of Widow's eggs has been allowed to survive.
The pokedex stop it speech as Naruto turned back to the shocked pokegirls and Yin family. "SO that's a widow," Naruto said with excitement in his voice. He turn back to Gaara, Matsuri, and Hinata with a grin, "let show these monsters what real terror is all about."
TBC
(1) If anyone watched the anime then you know it is the wire weapon with a steel tip at the end.
(2) Because of a few episodes of Naruto (such as the one with the ghost samurai) I figure he would still be scared of ghost, everybody is scared of something.
My other two stories will be posted up later this week.