Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from DNAngel. I wish I did own them then I would market my own fashion underwear clothing line! Yes you too can have Krad on your briefs! Hahahshananananaaaa……O.o shuts up
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Our story takes place in the humble home of Daisuke Niwa's house……he is having a Christmas party and somehow 'everyone' is invited…there is eggnogg and dough….hmmm…..dough….let us watch as the mayhem unfolds….wee-woo!
(In the cozy warm Niwa family)
Daisuke: I wonder who will all show up…..
Dark: maybe no one will show….
Krad:….
Dark: (eyes widen) AHH! Krad!
Krad: (shoves cookie dough in mouth) Mhunnfthin…
Daisuke: Hey! I was going to bake that! (mumbles to himself something about death and destruction)
Satoshi: Who wants to play me in a game of ping pong?
Dark: bring it on Biotch!
Krad: (starts snoring while standing up)
Daisuke: Hey! Don't fall asleep at my party! (throws cookie batter at him)
Krad: (catches cookie batter in mouth without even waking up)
Dark: (smacks ping pong ball at Satoshi, and Satoshi hits it back, it bounces off Dark's square and over to Krad and Krad catches it with his mouth and starts to suffocate)
Krad: (spits it out) Ewwwwy! Who did that? (glares evilly around the room while Dark glances at Satoshi and runs away)
Satoshi: hahaha….where are you going?
Risa: Potatoes anyone!
Everyone: Not now!
Risa: (sounds defeated) oh…okay then…..
Krad: does the potatoes have cookie dough in them?
Risa: Noooo……
Krad: well then…NOOO!
Daisuke: Oh alright who wants to open presents?
Krad: (giggles) here! I got you something! Satoshi-kuuuuunn….)
Satoshi: You're hyper, arent you? Alright, what do you have? (takes present and opens it)
Krad: (laughs) it's a bra….I know you have been sagging lately so I just got it for you….no thanks I do what I can (smiles)
Daisuke: ….(spits out eggnogg) Hashanah you gots boobies!
Dark: (runs up to Satoshi) really…? (grabs his chest) I don't feel anything….nope….sorry Satoshi but you're a negative A cup
Satoshi: Stop talking about my chest! (crys)
Krad: (throws cookie dough at Satoshi's chest) There you go! Almost the real thing…..
Dark: (laughs) hahaha….chocolate chip breasts….
Daisuke: Hmm…..I'm hungry now (bites out a chunk of Satoshi's Breast) not bad
Krad: you have lopsided breasts now…. Hahahahahaha! (starts singing a song about how one breast is bigger than the other)
Satoshi: Why me!
Dark: Doctor I think he has breast cancer!
Daisuke: Yes nurse I suppose your right…
Dark: Yeah!….wait….did you just call me nurse?
Krad: forget it! You guys need to operate! Your patient is going die! Look at him! His hair is blue and lumps of chocolate decorate his breasts…
Daisuke: Nurse…we need to amputate…
Dark:….your ri- hey I'm not your nurse!
Krad: Nursey nursey!
Dark: Shut up you fag!
Krad: Nursey Nursey (sing song)
Satoshi: I don't really have cancer do I?
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Yes…um me and my friend wrote this…we were very bored…..and she did most of the krad parts….I might continue this….depends……o.o why did I write this? Oh well….hope you liked it review good or bad I dun care