"Konnichiwa, waga miuchi! Hello, my friends! My name is Yulli Koii Liam, at least now it is." "Hmm? You want to know

what I mean by that?"

Liam chuckles and gives the audiance a sly smile.

"You'll find out soon enough."

In distant background: Unknown Female: "Ahhhhhhh! Rito that feels soooooooooo goooooooooood! I didn't know

you could do this so well!"

Sweatdrop appears on the back of Liam's head.

Rito: "Well I was scared at first but now that I'm used to it I'm ok."

Liam's eyes become white circles because of realization.

Me: 'I.. I.. I.. I thought he wasn't even close to being ready.'

Liam quickly leaves the room leaving the chair spinning.

Me: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOI-..."

Akward moment of silence.

Rito: "I'm just rubbing her shoulders because they were bothring her. Why? Were you thinking of something el-..."

You can obviously tell Rito's blushing now.

Anyways, hello and welcome to this story while Liam is sorting out that misunderstanding I wi- "You could have

misunderstood it as well!" As I was saying I will begin this tale of this very lucky, and unlucky teen. Oh and I'm

the Narrarator by the way. Enjoy!

By the way, names were changed to protect identities.


*Liam:"What routine?"

It was just another school day for 14 year old Micheal Krutch. Early wake-up, daily routine,* ate breakfast,

and was driven to school. It was 5 minutes till the bell would ring meaning Lunch Period. The daydreamer was

fantisizing about being in To Love Ru, again. After a couple minutes, to him, he realized everyone was gone, and

lunch started 8 mins. ago! 'What the hell! This never happened before!' he thought as he rushed out the door. So

he put everything in his locker and took out his lunchbox, walked into the gym, and found a seat at a table with his

friends. He was just beginnig to unpack his lunch when he found a bracelet in his bag. 'Funny,' he thought, 'I didn't

have this this morning...Oh well. Wait a minute...This braclet is pretty cute, like a bunny. I think I'll wear it.' So he

slipped on the "braclet" and procceded to eat his sandwhich. "Hey that braclet is so cute," exclaimed his friend Lisa,

"Where'd you get it?" "I found it in my lunchbox just now." He replied. Grace, another one of his friends, said, "Darn

I wanted one!" "He he he," Micheal luaghed weakly. 'Hey! This stone in the middle kind of seems like a button.' So

he pressed it and there was a flash of blinding light and a lot of lavender smoke. When the smoke cleared, Micheal

was gone...without his clothes.


Sorry for the short chapter guys. Didn't feel much enthusiasm to write at the moment, and though there's not a lot

to go on, but I want to here some comments about wheather or not I should continue. I'll also take some

suggestions for the story. So the reviws would be nice, and you'll be seeing a lot more to chapters in the future. By

the way, like my intro?

So: Sayonara, waga miuchi! (Goodbye, my friends!)