Disclaimer: Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori.
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Mushrooms
A loud sniffle filled the Host Club.
Kyouya tore his gaze away from the Host Club budget, and sighed.
Tamaki was in his corner again, moping, and looking absolutely spectacular as he did so.
Haruhi was walking away from him, and returned to her clients, a look of exasperation on her face.
The twins were smirking, and not-so-subtly sniggering.
Ah, he had been rejected.
Again.
It didn't take a genius to figure that out.
Tamaki's own guests were swooning at the oh-so-rare sight of his despair.
Well, he'd be fine in an hour, anyway.
As Kyouya was about to look away, he noticed that Tamaki seemed to be developing a new type of mushroom.
He smirked.
They had a pink tinge and were covered in a heart pattern.
He counted over thirty.
Oh well.
He was sure Tamaki would get over his... depression... soon.
Besides, Kyouya had more important things to do, like finding out how to pay for all of Hunny's sweet tooth.
Suddenly, an idea popped into Kyouya's head.
He couldn't believe he hadn't thought of it before.
Turning back to the computer, he immediately started typing rapidly.
The next day, a sign outside the Host Club said:
Are you in love with our Prince?
Want a keepsake to remember him?
Buy one of Tamaki's Mushrooms!
Only ¥12,000 each!
Limited stock
Within half an hour, all were sold.
Kyouya should've felt bad for doing this.
He didn't.
Kyouya wasn't a bad person.
He would not force Tamaki to do anything, not even cry.
But, if Tamaki was going to do so anyway, there was no reason he couldn't profit off him in the process.
Besides, the Host Club was Tamaki's idea.
Kyouya would do everything to keep it alive.
Thus, emergency funds would be needed.
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Word Count: 297
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