Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. This was written after a day of no supper and chocolate. If your eyes/ears/nose/other bodily parts begin to bleed, it's not my fault. Seizures are totally possible.
On a clear sunny day, Shino sat comfortably on a hill, eating a blueberry muffin that he had specially bought on Dewrey Lane. Only a few bites into his yummy pastry, his
blonde girlfriend sashayed up to him, in her usual purple attire and long hair. He cocked and eyebrow at her.
"Shino, honey?" she cooed down to him. "You wanna share with me?" Her pink lips were positioned into a perfect pout and she fluttered her eyelashes playfully. Shino eyed her briefly and continued to eat. "Nope."
Ino's pout dissolved like Kool-Aid, and her upper lip curled into a scowl. "Please, please, please! C'mon, I just got back from a mission and I'm so hungry! And it's blueberry, you know that's me favorite! Please!?!"
Shino took another bite. "No." Ino pouted, upset, and thought for a moment. Then a mischievous smile brightened her face. She knelt down in the grass next to Shino. Shino ignored her and continued with his muffin-y goodness.
Ino shifted closer to him and leaned against his shoulder, gently pushing on it. Shino sighed and pushed back. He was tired and had no patience for one of her little flirty games. So when Ino pushed him onto his back, he wasn't thrilled. And even less thrilled when she pinned him to the ground and straddled his torso.
"I-Ino!" Shino sputtered, uncomfortable, but not hating his current position. She grinned and bent down towards him, holding her longs bangs back. She stopped pinning his arms and wrapped them around his neck, as he sat up and she tumbled onto his thighs. His tongue stroked her lower lip and they began heatedly frenching. It was hot.
Without warning, Ino pulled herself off him, snatched the muffin, and started to sprint away. She waved back at him, and headed towards her flower shop. Shino shook his head. There had to be some kind of law against these kinds of things! So he decided to ask his father, and began to trudge back to the Aburame compound.
Shino smoothly slipped into his father's study. Shibi Aburame looked up at his son and raised an eyebrow (SPEAK DAMMIT! SPEAK!). Shino coughed nervously.
"Um, Dad, me and Ino were kissing today on the hill, and well, I was wondering, if you could, um, give me some advice. About girls and everything." Shibi looked puzzled for a few moments, then the gears clicked inside his mind. He turned around to the bookcases behind him and pulled out a large green book. Shibi flipped it open straight to the middle and pulled out something from the hollowed space inside. He handed them to Shino, who was just confused at these point. He looked up from his hand to his father questioningly. Shibi sighed and sunk back into his chair.
"Dammit, Shino, they're condoms!"