Stitch It
by BrDPirateMan
(Sung to the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. Apologies to Michael Jackson – he's the best pop star ever!)
Her name is Shiki, she is known far and wide
Always seen with a thread and needle by her side
If anything needs mending she will answer that call
And stitch it, just stitch it
Nothing irks her more than a hole in your shirt
Her eye will twitch when there's a long gash in your skirt
She'll reach into her pocket and pull out her sewing kit
Then stitch it, better run while you can
She'll stitch it (stitch it), stitch it (stitch it)
No one wants to end up naked
Don't try to argue, she's always right
Against her you will lose every fight
Just stitch it, just stitch it
Just stitch it, just stitch it
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When she sees there's a button loose on your pants
She'll never let you go because she wants those pants
She needs to satisfy her desire to just go
And stitch it, just stitch it
She'll mend your clothes in thirty seconds or less
They say she's able to fix any kind of mess
She's great and she's a pro but she'll force you to strip
Then stitch it, better run while you can
She'll stitch it (stitch it), stitch it (stitch it)
No one wants to end up naked
You cannot fight her, there is no way
Just surrender and do what she says
Just stitch it, just stitch it
Just stitch it, just stitch it
…
Even if you're in public she will not care
She'll rip off all your clothes and then you'll wind up bare
That's just how she is like, she don't care if she can get
To stitch it, just stitch it
Don't be a fool, don't even try fighting back
You get her angry, then you have to watch your back
She'll never let you go, she will haunt you in your dreams
Then stitch it, better run while you can
She'll stitch it (stitch it), stitch it (stitch it)
No one wants to end up naked
She is a monster in every way
Stop resisting and you'll be okay
Just stitch it, just stitch it
Just stitch it, just stitch it
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Fashion's her life, it's on her mind day and night
The field of couture, she uses all her might
Her friend makes the designs, then she does what she can
To stitch it, just stitch it
She has a plushy that she made on her own
She calls it Mr Mew, it's like her flesh and bone
But don't say it's a pig or she'll grab onto your mouth
And stitch it, better run while you can
She'll stitch it (stitch it), stitch it (stitch it)
No one wants to end up naked
Learn right now not to step on her tail
Make one mistake and you're full of fail
Just stitch it, stitch it, stitch it, stitch it…
Stitch it, stitch it, stitch it, stitch it…