An ADVENT CHILDREN X'mas Tale
Presented by Kiki-sama
'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all though Midgar
Slept 4 platinum haired bishies
With their mom in a jar.
One dreamt of world domination
And ending all life
While others had dreams of a certain
Blonde idiot getting impaled with a knife.
When out on the lawn
Young Kadaj heard a clatter
Sprung from his place,
To kill whatever that was the matter.
Then out on his lawn,
He saw such a sickening sight:
A chocobo haired idiot
Dressed as a Santa that obviously wasn't too bright!
Kadaj ran to his chimney
And turned the gas fame up to its full height...
He'd be damned that that moron
Stepped one foot in his brother's apartment that night!
He then ran to the closet,
Where all of the weapons were held...
And awoke his dear bothers
"The bloody moron is back!" he then yelled.
That was their cue to get ready
And most certainly they did
Awaiting the world's 'savior'
Behind Sephy's mauve sofa they hid.
But Cloud being the idiot that he was
Fell from the rooftop and onto his ass!
Then thefour collectively sighed
Why they hell couldn't their lawn be coved in glass?
So, the moral of this story
Is quite easy to tell:
Don't fuck with Jenova's offspring,
Unless you want to pay hell.
A/N: Happy holidays, everyone. I know that I should be working on my other stories, but I just couldn't resist tormenting a Cloud dressed up as St. Nick. This is to the short poem: "The Night Before Chrismas", even thoush some parts don't go as well. I had a lot of fun writing this so, please enjoy!