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Save the Rainforest Dance

It was a good day. Everyone was at the Save the Rainforest Dance. Lee was dancing with Tina, Cam was Dancing with Brandy, Holger was dancing with Greta and Biffy was dancing with Kimmie. All was right again in the world!

Two people who weren't dancing were Basil Hagen and his girlfriend Cherie Burlyn. Why? Well, Cherie kept insisting they dance but Basil just kept saying "No."

"I look like a complete idiot when I dance." Basil's statement caused Cherie to look less than happy. In fact she seemed to be quite a bit angry.

"What's the point of going to a dance if we aren't going to dance?"

"Great question, next question!"

And then Mrs. Ping arrived on the scene with a question for all present. "Okay, who's the wise guy who trapped me in crystal?"

Trapped in crystal? When did that happen? Must have happened when Basil was saving Cherie from the insane Quentin Berkhart. Whoever it was that trapped Mrs. Ping in a crystal Basil was going to buy an ice tea!

Biffy went hiding and so it was that Basil knew whom he'd be buying an ice tea. Thank goodness it was Biffy because Basil wouldn't want to be buying the likes of Chaz, Brad or Dick an ice tea for trapping a math teacher in crystal. Basil hated math.

Cherie tapped Basil on the shoulder and pointed at Cam and Brandy dancing. "Don't they look so cute dancing together?"

Basil rolled his eyes. Was this really going to be their first fight? He couldn't dance! He looked like a complete idiot!

Then Basil looked past Cam and Brandy and saw Brad and Dick on the stage. "What are Brainless and his weasel up to?" Basil walked over to the stage just as Brad walked off stage. Something was up.

And then the prank happened! Again apparently! Basil missed the first one so it seemed the universe was throwing a second one so he knew what he had missed.

Or that Pompous, Obnoxious, Spoiled Brat, Momma's Boy of a Baboon Brad Von Chilstein had just done something impossibly stupid.

There was screaming, Lee opened the door and everyone stared at him. Must have been how the first prank went down.

Something that Basil knew for a fact didn't happen was Brad in a harness jumping from the rafters accompanied with action music. "Von Chilstein to the rescue!" Thankfully, Brad ended up crashing into a wall. He then slid down the wall onto the floor.

The sight of Brad crashing into a wall caused Basil to grin. Karma at work again!

"Dude gets expelled and he still pranks us!" Basil couldn't believe what he had heard Cam say. Cam believed Lee pranked them a second time. Unless he knew Lee didn't do this prank and was just going along with what everyone else thought to save face. The latter sounded better, sort of.

It was at this point that Basil took his flat cap off. It was ruined! The prank had ruined it! Brad would pay for this! That flat cap had been the last present Basil's dad had given him before he died!

Basil walked over to Brad and threw his ruined flat cap onto his face. Brad removed it and looked up at Basil with eyes that clearly said "Oh crap!"

Brad stuttered for a bit before finally getting his question out. "You wouldn't hit a guy when he's down would ya?"

"I'll make an exception!" And with that, Basil kicked Brad in the side then walked away. Then he came back and took grabbed his flat cap. "You are owe me a new flat cap!" And then he walked away, again.

Basil walked over to the impromptu parade being held for Lee, which had been put to an end with Mrs. Ping scowling at her son. This was not good.

"I… can explain?" How? How could Lee explain this?