A/N: Hiya! I am new with this, and I have no clue if this is okey or anything.

I dont own Naruto or anything associated with it only my sasuke plushy is mine *sigh*

The guy, Masashi Kishimoto, that made naruto owns him. If i owned naruto i never ever would have sasuke leave and sakura wouldnt have existed. And sasuke would have realized his love for naruto long loong ago! Ohw and btw naruto and sasuke have no love (still) right now.

Ohw and pleas point out any mistake you see, i love that cus I'll learn from that. But please be a litle nice on me . this is my first fanfic. English is not my language so point out typos out to please ^_^

Yaoi haters *smiles really nice* if you dont like male/male situations dont read!

School is hell, is it?

'I am on my way to a place called 'Hell'in my dictionary. 'School' a place for education.

Education my a**! I would call it a place where bullie's like to hang out, to make hell out of peoples lives because there own isnt worth it or make teachers lessons impossible.

It doesn't matter what school it is, elementary or middle.

High school wil probably be the same' *big sigh*.

"Naruto, are you okey?" I glance up from the window and look at my guardian 'Like hell I'm okey, do I even look okey to you' "Yes, I'm fine". 'He looks at me suspicously, clearly he doesnt take what I just said. Ohw yeah, quick intro of my guardian':

Name: Umino Iruka

Birthday: May 26th
Blood Type: O
Height: 178 cm

Weight: 66.2 kg

'The nicest guy you could ever meet and... He's really really really strict on me. Especially after what happened in my last year of Midlle School. Want to hear it? I'm gonna tell you anyway.'

The first time i entered the school was a little bit after everybody else entered. I was kind of sick the first 2 weeks so i was really nervous, because everybody else did already fit in with one another. I entered the class, you know, teacher introducing normally and you introducing your self and then you sit at the spot that's still empty right? Guess what, that all didn't happen!

I entered the classroom and everybody's eyes was on me, but there was this pair of eyes that cought my attention the most, you know the dangerous type of eyes. Well these eyes were stripping me out of my clothes one by one. If i werent nervous then, then what was i now? I glared up to the eyes and stared menacing looks to it, found out that this probably was the bullie of the class *mental note: dont talk to him*

Want to know where I had to sit?

Not next to him, ha. Bet you thougt that! Well you guessed right it was worse, it was in front of him. My back was all shivery and I could feel him watching my every move. I, Uzumaki Naruto, felt like my body was in danger! I'll skip all that what hapened in between, I made friends, that guy couldnt have liked me because every time he saw me he said: "Hey girly face! Got a man already? Or is your body out selling itself!"

I have no clue witch part of my body was girly.

True I am just as small as a girl, I will even admit that I got some girly features, but that has every guy right, right?????

Finaly last year of Midle School!

I stayed late after school cus I had to find something. I lost my cell! (Iruka gave it to me, he can sometimes freak out on me, it's not considered normal anymore) He would be like megaton mad Iruka flipping out if i hadn't found my cell a.s.a.p!

Guess who came into the classroom, with my cellphone btw, yeah mister bullie that's stripping my clothes of. Well I kind of ignored him and he got anoyed, "Hey girly face! Whatcha lookin for? You're cell maybe? To call your boyfriend with? Guess what, I got your stupid cell right here!" He raised his hand and showed me my cellphone, I then looked up to his eyes, then he sighed saying: "You're finaly looking at me" and looked at me like he was the happyest man on the earth.

'I didn't tell you did I, that I ignored him all trhoug the years and didn't look at him.'

Then he came walking to me, his eyes where filled with something, they could actually look more scary than normal.

He put his hands in his pockets and pull something out, I was like "OMG what are you doing" He was really close and I couldn't move furhter away, I was stuck! "Relax", he grinned, "It's going to hurts at first, but then you'll feel it to". Now that i think of it why was he calling me a whore if he knew i was a virgin! "Why is it going to hurt?" I asked, honestly what was i naive then.'

"Hey Naruto, whe have arrived" Wow back to the present. I looked at Iruka and saw him smiling, man if he smiles I have to smile back! "Would you at least look at the school for me?" 'Iruka you're verry smart you know that, so why didnt you just give me private lessons!' I looked out of the window and saw pretty girls walking into the school, named Konoha High' "Iruka, did you know how much I loved you? I love you ten times more now!"

'I am sooo gonna love this place! Ha what 'hell', you didnt hear that from me.

And then 'She' passed the car. The most prettyest girl i've ever seen. She walked in grace, she walked with pride, and then she was called by her other friends. Wait a sec, that's a group of pretty girls! To put it more clearly 'I love the girls here in this school'.

'Well back to my Middle School story. That guy that came up to me had ropes in his pockets!

Who the hell has ropes in his pockets! If I think back on it that guy probably planned it all out! Anyway he tied me up and touched my *the* area. I was shocked beyond words. He stroked it, even if i dont want to admit it, it felt good. But!!!! When I finaly came, he pulled of my pants. I wanted to kill him, kick him, and everything that came to mind. I was scared. But before he could molest me any further, Iruka (man was I glad he came in) kicked his ass.'

'I've never seen Iruka that scary and mad before, the cops had to come and stop him from actually kiling that guy! I actually feel pretty sorry for him but he got what he deserved.'

'That's why I'm going to a school that has guys and girls. So no one would mistake me for a girl again! I dont even look like a girl for god's sake!'

I stepped out of the car, and saw the other students watching...staring at me. 'No wait they weren't staring at me, they were staring behind me'. I looked behind me and saw verry black eyes that rivaled the night sky. I was shocked and stared at him, is that a guy or a girl in diguise? The guy/girl, who was a head taller than me, stood infront of me and stared at me.

He/she stared at me and openen his/her mouth to say something. I, who was expecting a beautifull voice come out of that mouth was shocked when a verry manly, sexy kind of voice came out of it and said: "Can you get out of my way midget".

He didn't only say it rudely but he insulted me! I was furious!! I glared at him and when I wanted to shout out, Iruka had run over to me and put his hand on my mouth to shut me up.

"Sorry about his rudeness Sasuke-sama." Iruka stated. 'What my rudeness!!! He is the one who insulted me!' The guy named Sasuke glared down at me, I just glared back hard. Iruka moved away and pulled me with him out of the way. 'I now know who I hate the most!'

When the feminine man finaly walked away Iruka turned around and faced me: "Naruto watch out for him okey! I work for his dad and I really dont want to lose my job okey. Be nice to him." I watched in horror to my step-parent "I have to be nice to that sickenly spoiled brat!" 'No way in hell!' "Please Naruto, please?" "Fine it's because you're asking! I'll just avoid him as much as possible oke?" "I got nothing with you avoiding him."

To my utmost horror I was in the same class and sitting next to the sickenly spoiled brat of an Uchiha Sasuke. Ignoring would be really simple as the 'Uchiha' guy only glared at me. He is probably going to ignore me too. To my relief the one in front of me seemed kind of talkactive. This is going to be one hell of a long year. *Another big sigh*