Author's Note: This is me, entering the world of The Loud House fanfics, and The Wacky House will be a name for my new series. Just like All Crazy Here, there will be both adaptations and original episodes. Please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the first entry of The Wacky House. The series will be a follow-up to All Crazy Here, by the way.
Royal Woods, Michigan, May 2017.
(James and Normand, the two famous European adults and main heroes of this story, are in the plane, flying over to the town where 11-year-old Lincoln Loud and his 10 sisters live. They'll see what kind of town it is before they'll eventually meet the main family of this story.)
James: To be honest, Normand, I'm kinda intrigued about Royal Woods as a whole. I've never been to Michigan before.
Normand: Me too. People say it's really nice town to live in...unless you live anywhere on some street called Franklin Avenue.
James: I think I know why...
Normand: If you ask me, though, I'm kinda little nervous.
James: Not much here, because don't expect anything fancy when you're nowhere near such places like Las Vegas and New York City.
Normand: True, true. Wish to visit either town someday, though.
(A microphone feedback is heard, then the flight's captain proceeds with his annoucement.)
Captain: Attention passengers, we're about to close on Royal Woods airport. As we start our descent, please make sure your seat backsand tray tables are in their full upright position. Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened and all carry-on luggage is stowed underneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bins. Thank you.
(The captain turns off the microphone afterwards.)
James: OK Normand, this is it. Let's go and have ourselves a big tour.
Normand: Sure thing, Jimmy.
(The plane successfully descends, then slows down to complete halt on the runway. Then the two grab their suitcases, leave the plane, and enter the airport.)
Normand: So this is their airport.
James: Eh, looks pretty much the same as other airports around this country.
Normand: Yep, I can tell. Anyway, let's go and see if we can get ourselves a house in this town.
James: Good call. Let's go.
(Time passes as the two wander around Royal Woods. They keep looking and wandering around, until they approach a community clipboard.)
Sometime later...
James: Hey, a clipboard. Let's see if there's anything about purchasing properties...
Normand: You got it, dude.
(The two take a closer look, and suddenly see an application that says about some family selling their not an apartment, not an ordinary house either, oh no. They're selling a MANSION.)
Normand: Whoa. Hey dude, check this one out. Someone's selling a bigass mansion.
James: What? A mansion?
Normand: Yeah. It has plenty to offer, everything from gaming room to a large swimming pool. And all of that is INSIDE the mansion.
James: Suh-weet! Where it is located, though?
Normand: The app says "2516 Franklin Avenue."
(Unknown to them, it's actually right next to 1216 Franklin Avenue, where the Loud family resides.)
James: Nice. We should definitely buy it, pronto.
Normand: But Jimmy, aren't we a bit low on cash when we bought our ride here...?
James: (scoffs) Normand, who do you think you're talking to, mate?
Normand: Aaah. Sorry...kinda forgotten.
James: It's OK. Let's call a cab and get over to that mansion.
(Normand has forgotten that since James is leader of his own group, European Commonwealth, he keeps earning tons of money as a donation from his people that work for him. They are getting paid as much as he gets, though. Or roughly speaking...equally.)
Normand: You got it, dude.
James: (pulls out his phone and dials local taxi firm, they pick up) Hello? I'd like to attend any cab available, please.
Operator: Yes, we have one available. Where you at?
James: We're in downtown area, not far from Royal Woods mall.
Operator: OK. We'll have one sent to you now. Thank you, and have a nice day.
James: (hangs up) OK, they sent one to us now. In the meantime, wanna have some hotdogs? (points to nearby hotdog stand)
Normand: Sure thing. (the two buy themselves some hotdogs, then they eat them up, and sit on a bench)
10 minutes later...
(The cab finally arrives.)
James: There's our ride. (the two enter taxi and place their suitcases on their laps)Driver: Good afternoon, gentlemen. Where to?
James: 2516 Franklin Avenue.
Driver: OK. (sets the meter up and off they go to the destination)
5 minutes later...(The two made it to the destination, paid the driver, then they left taxi with their suitcases, and approached the mansion.)
James: (with awe) Wow. So this is the mansion?
Normand: That's more like it.
James: And boy am I already excited!
Normand: Same here!
(Despite being pumped, the two calmly open the mansion gates, and ring the doorbell. The owner of the mansion opens the door.)James: Good afternoon, sir. We saw your app on the clipboard, and decided to purchase this nice mansion of yours.
Owner: Oh, yeah. Come in, gentlemen, we'll talk terms.
Normand: Alright.
(The three enter the mansion, the owner gives them a tour around, and then they head to living room and proceed with talking terms.)Owner: So you sure you want to buy this mansion?
James: Of course. After all, we never had one before.
Owner: I see.
James: Anyways, we're ready to purchase, sir. Here's your cash. (hands him $27,000 in cash and the owner takes it with pleasure)Owner: Wow. You, sir, are nice indeed. Please, gentlemen, sign this deed and this mansion is truly yours.
James and Normand: Alright.
(The owner gets the deed on table, grabs for and gives his pen to the adult duo.)
Several minutes later...(The duo finishing packing their stuff in the mansion while the previous owner loads his van with all of his belongings.)Owner: Alright gentlemen, the mansion is yours, I'll be moving out somewhere else. Enjoy your new home.
James: We will.
Normand: Good luck out there.
Owner: Same to you, gentlemen.
(The owner finally drives off somewhere else to live. James and Normand head inside, unpack everything from their suitcases and begin decorating the mansion to match up the place to their tastes. Finally, we switch to the Loud residence, and see Lincoln enjoying himself in front yard with his sisters doing the same.)Lincoln: (to the readers) Beautiful day, isn't it? Nothing more relaxing than reading your favorite comic outside and seeing your loving sisters having fun with each other. (he keeps reading until notices something) Hey guys, someone bought a mansion over there.
Sisters: (in awe) Whoa...
Lori: They're literally rich if they were successful with buying it!
Leni: Mansions are totes cool...
Luna: The new owners are so lucky.
Luan: They sure deserved to be "mansion"-ed! (cackles) Get it?
Lynn: Talk about owning a stadium.
Lucy: They'll sure have plenty of room for dark stuff.
Lana: (drools) Dirty mansion...
Lola: (fantazises about being in a mansion) Mansion is the heaven to me...
Lisa: I must say, I am impressed with their success to buy something as magnificent as a mansion.
(At the same time, Lynn Sr. and Rita, Lincoln's and his sisters' parents, are witnessing such moment too.)Lynn Sr: Hey, check it out, honey. That mansion over there has got new owners.
Rita: Cool! Wanna meet them later and introduce to our family?
Lynn Sr: Of course, honey. After all, it always feels good to make new friends.
Rita: Indeed, Lynn.
Sometime later...(Back to the mansion, James and Normand are finished with decorating and unpacking.)James: Whew. That sure did took a lot.
Normand: Yeppers. (notices the electronic clock on the table, and it says 11:30 PM.) Looks like it's nighttime, so wanna hit the sack for now?
James: Of course, Normand. After all, today's trip has sure been long enough.
Normand: Uh-huh. Well anyway, I'll see you next morning, Jimmy.
James: You too, Normand. Night-night.
(The two split, go to their own bedrooms, get into beds, and fall asleep.)
(The next morning, after James' and Normand's arrivial to Royal Woods, they wake up, refresh themselves in the bathroom, have a breakfast, get dressed up and discuss their plans for the day in the living room.)
James: So Normand, wanna head to the mall for supplies and everything?
Normand: Sure. After all, we still have plenty of time to fully decorate the mansion. I have a proposal, though.
James: What is it?
Normand: We don't we set up EU flag here?
James: That should do, because we both are from Europe, after all.
Normand: Uh-huh.
James: We'd also need supplies for the garage as well, and the car itself too.
Normand: Yeppers.
James: So, should we get the car first, or the stuff for the mansion?
Normand: I'd go with car first, since we will need it to get around the city. And I also suggest getting a bus and four-seater jeep as well, so we'll show people how badass we really are.
James: Sounds good enough. Let's get down to downtown.
Normand: Alright.
(The two leave the mansion and head for the downtown. Meanwhile, we see how are the Louds doing next door, enter the living room and notice Lincoln watching some TV with his 2 sisters, Luna and Lucy.)
Lincoln: So, what are you guys wanna do for today?
Lucy: No idea. Probably make some more fake blood.
Lincoln: What about you, Luna?
Luna: Perhaps buy some more music CDs, bro.
Lincoln: OK.
Lori: (approaches the three) Hey guys, me and Leni are going out for a walk in the park. Care to join us?
Lincoln: Sure thing, Lori. It never hurts to at least hang out with you.
Leni: Yay! I'll go and get us some toys to play with!
Lori: Leni, we are literally grown up for that.
Leni: Oh, silly me...
Lincoln: OK, I'm ready. What about you?
Lucy: Very well.
Luna: I'm down, dude!
Lori: Alright. Come on, guys, while things are calm.
(And the five go out the door and proceed to enjoy their day.)
Sometime later...
(James and Normand are heading back to the mansion with their brand-new, four-seater sports car. They park it in the mansion garage.)
James: OK, that's the car. Now to the mall for supplies and everything for the mansion.
Normand: Alright. Got enough cash?
James: Sure do, Normand. Let's roll, but before we do... (hoists the EU flag) There we go. Come on.
(The adult duo now leaves for the mall. They enter the mall.)40 minutes later... (As the two keep gathering the supplies, they meet Mr. and Mrs. Louds, and this is where it all begins.)
Normand: Of course, sir.
Lynn Sr: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lynn Loud Senior, and this is my lovely wife, Rita.
Rita: (giggles) Nice to meet you.
James: It's our pleasure to make contact with you as well. My name is James, and this is my partner, Normand.
Normand: Nice to meet y'all as well.
Lynn Sr: Judging by your accent, I assume that you two are from Europe, correct?
Normand: That would be the case, Lynn.
Lynn Sr: I see. Alright.
Rita: I noticed that you are buying many things. Are they for the mansion?
James: Yes, we only bought it yesterday, so we'll have to decorate it and gather all the necessary supplies for it.
Lynn Sr: OK. Say, would you like to see our children later? They'd be more happy to meet their new neighbors.
Normand: Sure thing.
James: I'm down. We wouldn't want to die from boredom anyways.
Normand: Amen to that, Jimmy.
Rita: Alright. Will today's evening do for you?
James: Yeah.
Lynn: How 'bout 8 o'clock, then?
Normand: Sounds good enough to me.
James: Likewise.
Lynn Sr: Alrighty. See you guys then, and good luck.
James: Same to you. Later on.
(The four split and go their own ways. As James and Normand exit the mall, they get the stuff in their car, get inside it and drive back to the mansion.)
15 minutes later...
James: OK, we made it back. Come on, let's go and set things up.
Normand: You got it.
(The two head inside with all the stuff from the mall and proceed with their plan.)
Another 40 minutes later...
(The adult duo finishes with decorating and setting up the mansion.)
James: Whew. That sure took a lot to do.
Normand: Yeah...heh...no s !t.
James: In the meantime, wanna go and play some games while we still have time?
Normand: Don't mind if I do. What it'll be?
James: How 'bout...Quake?
Normand: Sure. Let's roll.
(The two turn on their gaming PCs and proceed to play the classic FPS together.)
Sometime later...
(James and Normand stop gaming, see the eletronic clock on the table and it says 7:42 PM.)
James: OK Normand, ready to meet the Loud children?
Normand: You bet I am, Jimmy.
James: Let's grab some food with us so that way we'll show 'em a little respect. (takes some chips and fishsticks)
Normand: Got that right, Jimmy.
James: Alright, come on.
(The two adults leave the mansion and go to the Loud residence. They approach the main door.)
James: OK, who should ring first?
Normand: Let's see through RPS.
James: ...OK.
James and Normand: Rock, paper, scissors!
(James throws paper, while Normand throws rock.)
James: Looks like it'll be me. (rings the doorbell)
Rita: (from inside) I'll get it.
(She opens the door and welcomes the European duo.)
Rita: Ah, James and Normand. Thank you for coming to us for dinner.
James: No problem, Rita.
Rita: Kids, we have guests. Come down and greet them.
(The Loud siblings do so and come downstairs.)
Rita: Kids, meet our new neighbors, James and Normand. They are from Europe, and the ones who bought the mansion next door.
James: Aye.
Normand: 'Wassup?
Lincoln: Hello.
Lori: Hi!
Leni: Heeey!
Luna: What's up, bro?
Luan: Good day, sir.
Lynn: How you doing?
Lucy: Hello.
Lola: Good afternoon, nice gentlemen!
Lana: What's going on?
Lisa: Greetings.
Lily: Wewo!
James: No need to address us by "mister", we're just fine with you calling us by our names.
Lincoln: OK, I see.
Lori: Got it.
Rita: We'll about to have some dinner, please, come in.
James: Sure.
Normand: I'm cool.
James: I brought some food with us.
Rita: Oh, James, that's so generous of you.
(All of them heading into dining room and proceed to eat dinner.)Sometime later...(James is telling the family about one of his crazy experiences back in the day.)James: (as he eats with Normand) It was really frigging crazy. The cops were literally doing a full-scale siege next door. That's WAY more traffic than a bloody rush hour! I mean, sure, those jerks would be running around like heck, and these two of our guys were ready to throw in, but in the middle of this...there we were. ...I didn't gave a darn, just goin' with the flow.
Lynn: So what happened next?
James: Nothing happened. We got the explosives, dumped the darn cargo, and ONLY THEN were we home free.
Lucy: Wow.
Normand: Yeah, it took us a long while to recover from all that nonsense.
Lisa: Hmph. Wouldn't take a genius to guess what happened after that whole fiasco.
Normand: And it wouldn't, indeed. Besides, anyone can guess the aftermath of that nonsense.
Lisa: I concur. I am glad I won't have to face that nonsense myself anytime soon, judging by looks of things.
James: Yeah...
3 hours later...(James and Normand are finishing the dinner and say goodbye to the Louds.)James: OK everybody, that was sure delicious. Thanks again for inviting us.
Normand: Yeah, we really enjoyed.
Rita: That's so nice of you. Come again soon.
Lynn Sr: We'd appreciate if you do so.
James: We will, no worries.
Normand: Count us in.
James: OK, guys, we gotta go now. See you again soon.
Normand: Later on.
Siblings and parents: Goodbye.
(The two leave the Loud residence and go back to their mansion.)James: Nice family. We should definitely see them again soon.
Normand: Indeed they are. OK, I'm beat, let's get down to bed and have some sleep.
James: Me too. Come on.
(Then they go back to their own bedrooms and have some rest after a long day.)
The next day...
(James and Normand wake up the next day, do their usual morning routine, change their clothes and discuss their plan for today.)
James: So, what we'll do for today, Normand?
Normand: How 'bout we invite Lincoln to show around the mansion? After all, he does live in a small room.
James: Sure thing. And luckily for us, this mansion has got more than 6 bedrooms.
Normand: Yeah. And it's really big pain in the ass to do something leisure without being interrupted when live with more than 8 siblings.
James: True, true. Wanna go and call him over now?
Normand: Sure.
(The two leave the mansion and go to Loud house. Normand rings the doorbell. Lynn Sr. comes and opens the door.)
Lynn Sr: Hello, you two. What can I do for you?
James: We're inviting Lincoln for a tour around our mansion. Would you be fine with that?
Lynn Sr: Oh, absolutely! Lincoln!
Lincoln: (comes downstairs) Yes, Dad?
Lynn Sr: James and Normand are inviting you for a tour around their mansion.
Lincoln: Cool!
James: Come on, Lincoln. The magic of our mansion is waiting for you, lad.
Lincoln: Alright. Will be back soon, Dad.
Lynn Sr: Have fun.
(The three leave the Loud residence and go to the mansion.)
Normand: Oh, and by the way, Lincoln. Where are your sisters?
Lincoln: Eh, they're in the mall as of now, shopping as usual.
James: OK.
(They enter the mansion.)
Lincoln: Wow. It's so stylish and cool.
James: It is indeed. Wanna see our gaming room first?
Lincoln: For sure!
(The three head into the gaming room.)
James: Observe. (turns on the light to reveal the room full of strong computers, video game consoles, cartridges, CDs, HDTVs, arcade machines, and many, many more)
Lincoln: Oh my word... (widens his eyes in shock and surprise) This, is my heaven. It is my heaven.
Normand: And it will be heaven for sure, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Do you have any comic books around here? Ace Savvy, preferably?
James: Of course, Lincoln. Follow us to our library.
(Lincoln is sure excited about this. They proceed to the library, and...)
Normand: Here you go. (turns on the light to reveal the library full of Ace Savvy comics, and many other ones)Lincoln: Oh my Gosh...just, wow...
James: Yeppers. Come on, let's continue with our tour.
40 mintues later... (The three come out of the mansion. Lincoln is so ecstatic from seeing all the magic.)
Lincoln: Guys, the mansion of yours is the best, fantastic thing I have seen in my lifetime! I definitely want to become your friend!
James: Sure thing, Lincoln. We are friends from now on indeed.
Lincoln: Cool! See you guys! (comes back to his house)
James and Normand: Later, dude.
Sometime later...
(Lincoln is in the living room of Loud residence, playing some video games. The girls are coming back from the mall. Lincoln asks Lori to arrange a sibling meeting about James and Normand becoming Louds' friends.)
Lincoln: Hey, girls. How was it at the mall?
Lori: It was cool.
Leni: Yeah! It was, like, totes sweet! I got plenty of fabric!
Luna: Never better than this, bro. Got more music CDs.
Luan: It was good. Got myself more comedy props.
Lynn: Got myself some more balls to play with.
Lucy: Bought myself more stuff for fake blood.
5 minutes later...
Lincoln: Hey, Lori. Can we call a sibling meeting? James and Normand showed me around the mansion, and I LOVED it!
Lori: OK, but why, literally?
Lincoln: Because I'd like them to be our good friends. I'll call them over.
Luna: Alright, dude.
Lori: OK then. We'll proceed as soon as they get here.
Lincoln: Alright.
(He leaves the house and heads to the mansion. He rings the doorbell.)James: (opens the door) Oh, hey, Lincoln. What's up?
Lincoln: Guys, why don't you come over to my place? I want to show you guys more in detail to my sisters.
Normand: Why not? Would be better than nothing, after all.
James: Yeppers. (to Lincoln) We are ready. Come on, guys.
(The three leave the mansion and head inside the Loud house.)Lincoln: OK, we're here. Follow me to Lori's room.
(The European two follow Lincoln upstairs, and enter Lori's and Leni's room.)Lincoln: Here they are, girls.
Sisters: Hello!
Lincoln: OK guys, tell us more about yourselves and your abilities.
Normand: Alright. Here goes.
One and a half hour later...James: ...and that's pretty much it.
Everyone: (expect Normand) Wooow.
Lori: Your stories are the best!
Lana: And I admire your abilities!
Luna: You guys are rocking!
James: Yeah, thanks. So what do you say? Would you like us to be your good pals?
(Everyone nods.)James: Alrighty then.
Lincoln: How 'bout you guys meet our friends as well?
Luna: Yeah! Especially a good friend of mine, Chunk?
James: Sure thing. See you later, guys.
Lincoln: Bye!
(James and Normand leave the Loud house and go back to their mansion.)
(The next day, after becoming the Louds' friends, James and Normand, once again, do their usual morning routine, and plan something for the day.)
James: So Normand, what will we do for the day?
Normand: Why don't we get down to the Louds and see if we can help them?
James: Alright.
Normand: Before we go out, though, we should equip ourselves.
James: Yes, of course. Got your spiked knuckles?
Normand: Yeppers. (pulls out his melee weapon of choice, shows it to James, holsters it) Got yours?
James: Sure do. (pulls out his crowbar, and it's in mint condition) Good as new.
Normand: OK. Ready for new fun day?
James: Of course I am. Come on.
(And with that, the two leave their mansion and head straight to Loud residence.)
James: While we're going there, dude, wanna purchase a bus? We already got our personal sports car, and we should get another for yourself.
Normand: Sure thing. Not like we have to share it anyway.
James: Yep.
Normand: Also, we should definitely get ourselves a...tank.
James: Tank?! That sounds great! Yeah, you're right, we should get one indeed, so we'll show the town how badass we really are!
Normand: Right you are, dude.
(The two approach the Loud residence, Normand rings the doorbell.)Lincoln: (from inside) I'll get it. (opens the door)James: Hey Lincoln, what's up?
Lincoln: Hey, guys. You're just in time - I want to introduce you to my friends.
James: Sure thing.
Normand: I'm cool.
Lincoln: Sweet! Let's go, guys.
(The three leave the Loud residence and proceed with their plan.)Sometime later...(Lincoln, James and Normand keep going until they eventually meet Clyde, Ziam and Rusty.)Lincoln: Hey, guys. Meet my new friends, James and Normand.
Clyde: Nice to meet you.
Ziam: What's up?
Rusty: Hey.
James: 'Sup.
Normand: What's going on?
Lincoln: They are the new owners of the mansion next door, where I live.
Clyde: Cool.
Rusty: Lucky you.
Ziam: Sweet!
Clyde: How old are you?
Normand: 37.
Lincoln: Wow, you are adult indeed. What about you, Jimmy?
James: ...99.
Everyone: (expect Normand) You are ninety-nine years old?!James: Yessir.
Lincoln: Wooow...
Clyde: Sweet road...
Rusty: Oh my goodness...
Ziam: Holy poop...
Lincoln: And here I thought things couldn't get any weirder. Anyway, wanna go and see my female friend?
James: Sure.
Lincoln: Alright. You guys have fun, I'll see you soon.
Clyde, Ziam and Rusty: Later, Lincoln.
20 mintues later...(The three approach, Lincoln rings the doorbell of the Santiago residence. Ronnie Anne comes and opens the door.)Ronnie Anne: 'Sup, Lame-o. Who are these two?
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne, meet my new friends, James and Normand. They both are from Europe.
James: Nice to meet you, Ronnie Anne.
Normand: Likewise.
Ronnie Anne: Pleasure to meet you as well. I take it that you two are adults?
James: Yeppers, we're fully grown up.
Ronnie Anne: I see. Why don't you come in so I can introduce to my brother, Bobby?
James: Yes.
Normand: Sure thing.
(The two head inside.)
Ronnie Anne: You can come too, Lame-o.
Lincoln: Alright. Thanks, Ronnie Anne.
5 minutes later...Bobby: Hey bro and Nie Nie. Who are these two?
Lincoln: James and Normand, our new neighbors and my new friends. Both are from Europe.
Bobby: Pleasure to meet you, gentlemen.
James: Likewise, Bob.
Lincoln: They are also new owners of that mansion next door, where we live.
Bobby: Cool. How long are you here, though?
Normand: Just a couple of days. We got here on plane.
Bobby: I see.
15 minutes later...Bobby: Boy, you two are really good.
Normand: Indeed we are, Bob.
James: Well anyway, we gotta go now. Later on, dude.
Bobby: See ya, Jimmy.
Ronnie Anne: Bye, guys.
Lincoln: Later on, dudes.
(The two leave the Santiago residence, Lincoln decides to stay there so he can spend some time with his good friend.)The next day...(James and Normand are in their mansion, enjoying their free time. James gets a phone call from Luna, he picks up.)James: Hey.
Luna: Yo, Jimmy. How 'bout I and others introduce you and Normand to our friends as well?
James: Sure thing. See you at your house.
Luna: Cool, dude! See ya!
James: Later. (hangs up)Normand: So Lincoln's sisters introduce us to their friends as well, huh?
James: Yeah.
Normand: I'm down. Let's go, Jimmy. Man, this city is sure nice.
James: Couldn't have said that any better myself. Come on, dude.
Normand: Right behind you, Jimmy.
(The two leave the mansion, and this is where we close our prologue of it all.)THE END