An: This is my frist fic, so no flamming only constructing critisizm! This story has lots of science, so if you don't believe in science and believe in God instead and science offends you read at you're own rick!
Chapter 1: Mysterious Meteor
One day there was a meateor that was super fast and it hit the Earth. Finn loked outside and realized that the rock was from space because it glew green because it was radioactive like the stuff in fallout so he took some anti rad pills and walked over to it fast like eagle with Jack who was ok because he was majic and sciency stuff like radioactivity and robots and lazers and lamps didnt affect magic.
Finn saw the space science rock and got all happy and did the science dance as explosions and maths happened in background. Then a chick with purple hair opened the meteor and then Finn saw her. She was really pretty and cool and stuff and her eyes glowed a blue colour because she was all radioactivity. She had spiky dark red hair like Alice Cullen and had labcoat because she had science powers which Finn could see because she was in a Meateor.
"Oh hi" The mysterious laddy said secretly "Are you a human? I thought they were all dead from the evil mushrooms or whatever."
"No" Exclamed Finn with haste, "I am totes human" Then he did the humane dance.
"Well I'm Morelle Rouge from a plaent called Pandora where there are blue cat peeps and vault hunters and stuff." She said "I was cast out because I became too smart about science things like e=mc2 and so I used my rocket boots to jump on an asteroid like a SPACE COWBOY (get it?!) I was OK in space because I had a bubble around the meteor like the TARDIS amde by a gravity intensifier that I installed and it makes things heavier."
"We should go on an adventure to the Fir Kingdom so we can meet Flam Princess who is super hot (get it?!) But not as hot as you." Said Jack
Sudanly, a unicorn made of rainbow and prisms flew over to us and started spaeking Korean "i gyejib-eun nugu-ibnikka? geunyeoege gongsanjuui suhaenghago OPPA GANGNAM STYLE mulgeon-eul deul-eohayeoyahanda." Then Laddy Rainicorn took out a communist flag and put on nazi outfit and screamed runnning towards Morelle with evil and fire in eyes.
Then Morelle pulled out laser pistol fast as a cheeta and shot at Rainicorn while screaming, "TU AS MORT! (she speaks France, because she is really smart!)" But Rainicorn dodged the attack by using double team and took BEMO who screamed and said"No! I'm Chinese I'm already a commi! I love stalin and forced labour! I was undercover to convert Fin and Jack!" But noone heard him except Lady Rainicorn because he was speaking secret evil language that sounded like a bunch of clicking.
Morelle jumped and punch Ranicorn in face and landed all awesome with one knee bent and one hand on the ground as she dramatically looked up to see Ranicorn fly away on a sonic rainboom dropping BEMO on the ground really hard.
AN: I thought a long time about what to make for the villans, but then my hist teach mentioned commis in asia and stuff and I was like! THATS IT! It makes sence because Bemo is a video game which can be used to brainwash kidds and I've never trusted Lady Rainicorn! What wil happen next?! Find out next time on Finn and Morelle's Science Adventures!
