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Chapter 1: You have to be fucking with me.

My Pov:

'Well being in a damp cell with a big hole on the roof is not my idea of fun. Hell being dropped in the world of Dark Souls as a undead is sure as hell not fun at all. Damn that Voice, if I meet who ever the hell was that. I'm going to kill them in the most painful and slowest way possible.' I thought to myself. looking at what I'm wearing and seeing I'm a Sorcerer from the armor I'm wearing. Before thinking back to meeting the Voice.

Flashback starts

'Well shit, death by a hit and run by with a car. Not the best way to go but could had been worse.' I thought to myself. "Jack William." A voice from nowhere said to me. "The hell?" I said aloud. "Will you like to have another chance at life?" said the Voice "Another chance at life? What the fuck are you talking about? Can you explain a bit more about this." I asked the Voice. "You can live again in a new world. However you must do a task for me. I want you to change everything that will happen in this world I will send you to." the Voice said to me as it explained to me what it meant. "Oh why the hell not. Better that than here for god knows how long anyway." I should had asked which world I was going to.

End flashback

'So when the hell will he-' THUMP! 'At last after five days!' I thought as I looked up and saw Oscar. I give him a nod and wave of my hand in thanks before getting the key after he left and opening the door to my cell. 'Well one thing for sure. This is so not going to be like canon at all so screw it.' I thought as I walked through the hallway looking around for anything of use. Only found a soul of the lost undead but it's better than nothing. I found myself at the Bonfire. I lit it and moved to the door. I discarded the hilt of the sword I had and then push the door open and ran like hell to the other door. Made it without harm which pissed the Demon off and got a sword and shield and killed the archer that was giving me trouble.

I walk to the cell where Oscar is now used Dumb the Hollow who was up the stairs "Ball of Doom" to make a hole in the wall to get in. After killing Dumb the Hollow I walked to Oscar who said to me. "You… you're no Hollow, eh?" "No or at least I hope not." I said in a mild joking tone to him before I got serious again. "Before you continue I know of your mission Oscar Knight of Astora. "Thou who art undead, art chosen. In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh Pilgrimage to the Land of the Ancient Lords. When thou ring the Bells of Awakening, the Fate of the Undead, thou shalt know." "How do you know my name, my homeland, and my mission?" Oscar asked me. "Because I have a measure of foresight. That's how I know. However just because of this doesn't mean if you dead you become Hollow. You become one when you give up your purpose then you may as well had died. Do you want to go as fate said? Or will you change it, change your purpose and end it the way you want it to be. Besides don't you want some payback from him?" I told him as I answered his question. He looked at me and said. "I want to change my fate." "Then drink from your Estus flask and come with me warrior." He did and got up from the rubble he was on. "what's your name?" Oscar asked me. "It's Jack." I answered him.

"Come let's use that key that you have rest for a minute at a Bonfire and then move to a location where we can get that asshole of a demon by surprise." I told him. We did so and walked to the swords and archer hollows. "Now there is three hollows ahead of us two using swords and one archer. I will deal with the archer you deal with the other two." I said to him while using my "foresight". We killed them quickly with Oscar knocking one over the wall and gutting the second a minute after that while I killed the archer with a shot to the head with a soul arrow and the soldier hollow was killed when I got behind it and shot a soul arrow to the back of it's head while Oscar was keeping it busy.

"Ok now looks like the demon is on the floor so we will jump down and strike our swords right on it's head. I'll go first so if I miss I can shoot at it's head with my soul darts. Ready?" Oscar give me a nod to show he was ready. I then ran and jumped hitting the asshole right in the eye. I moved it around some and fired a soul darts as well before Oscar landed with his sword in the middle of it's head. We jumped off of it as it fell to the ground and faded away while it's souls were split between the two and both of us got one humanity each from it along with the key to get out of the building from and orb.

I grabbed the key and opened the door to the outside. "We did it. We're outside the Undead Asylum." Oscar said. "As it was foretold and said my friend." I told him. "Although that leaves one question. How will we get to Lordran?" he asked me. "There is a way my friend. Just one question. Are you afraid of heights?" I asked him. "Yes are we going to jump?" He asked me. "No we will not." he give a sigh of relief. "I was not finished talking Oscar. As I was saying I'm afraid we are going to have to fly." And just as I finished speaking two very large ravens grabbed us and started to fly us to Lordran. Oscar give out a scream of fear and surprise. I just grinned at him as I thought. 'Firelink Shrine here we come.'

What did I get myself into?

I will try to write longer chapters but the first couple will be a bit short.

And the ball of doom thing was a joke.