Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Ratchet and Clank.
Darkon: I may come up with good ideas, but the execution of them is another thing altogether and this fan fictions fusion once touched by me will not have any fans, of that I would probably bet.
Ch.1: An average day, which suddenly started ripping you a new one.
It was another not so average day for the red headed still somewhat teen hero Kim Possible, she went to school had cheerleading practice and as usual somehow her villains always timed it so just as she leaves cheerleading practice she always got some kind of call on her Kimmunicator.
She was already in her mission clothes this time and had the wrist Kimmunicator ready for whatever was going to happen and she was almost certain that in the next few seconds Wade would call and tell her Shego and Drakken where up to something.
"Do De doot do?" (Or something like this) had sounded from the device and she was instantly on Wades screen looking at Wade and about to ask the important yet usual question.
"What's the sitch…. never mind it's probably Shego and Drakken again, where's my ride and how long until Ron gets there?" Wade looked surprised that Kim was actually on top of everything for once and it seemed like she fell into a funk of the same old plots and motives from all her villain encounters, it was becoming monotonous for a world saving hero.
Elsewhere a few days ago, out in space.
"Ace Hardlight, we're losing the fans, we need to kidnap more suc… er I mean heroes to lighten up the mood and actually start helping us sell all these useless baubles and merchandise, not mention we need more ratings." Said a shark faced man with a headset and a red suit, he was gray in skin tone and had sharp teeth as he was talking to a man who had apparently no other life then to promote himself as an ultimate hero, while all he appears to be is a tool for the money and fame as he is usually busy killing the real heroes, most recently he had taken out a person named Captain Starshield and not long after that he was in tag team match that brought down one tough fighter from the planet Lorwardia.
"I've heard of an interesting Lombax that would be good for the show, he's pretty good and will probably show up well in the ratings putting on a great show Vox, he's already saved entire galaxies." Ace was a blonde man, somewhat toned, blonde and he was wearing a thin but strong layer of armor on his body; however he was far from athletic; he had sneered at the thought of a short cat like guy running around beating the stuffing out of him especially considering what he heard of the guy being incredibly good with all forms of weapons and having a previous combat record in some arenas.
"No, we can't use whoever your thinking of, it has to be someone the viewers don't already know and maybe it has to be two people that don't like each other and we stick them together as a team and watch them slowly kill themselves while they try to escape the grasp of the Dreadzone together, It'll be phenomenal for the ratings, I'm glad I actually thought of it this time!" The large shark like man named Vox turned to Ace with a devilish shark grin.
Back to present day at Drakken's latest lair.
"Here we go again Pumpkin." Shego said almost in a singsong happy tone, she was bored and things were beginning to get to predictable, especially her and she prided herself on being a random person though she had hit a slight rut lately, but with Kim Possible things were sure to liven up when they got to fighting.
Shego admitted she had a grudging respect for Kim, but at the same time she hated Kim for blindly being entirely just so much, nothing was so pure with the world and Kim probably never faced a villain who used a normal handgun leaving her still all so innocent having barely drawn any blood, Shego her hands up with the her signature green plasma energy that enhance her strikes and she could use it as a projectile weapon.
After a while they were weaving around each others fist, back and forth slowly beating each other senseless in a simple fight that they've always had ever so often, then Kim would probably win somehow and then lair blows up, Shego luckily after the first two lairs decided to stop moving all her stuff into the newer lairs.
However Kim suddenly stopped and jumped away and then just looked at Shego curiously, noticing something was off Shego stopped to looking around and she felt something in the air change, but she couldn't tell what it was and ignored it.
"Did you just get the feeling that this isn't just going to end the same way it usually does?" Kim said feeling like she saw something in Shego's eyes that seemed like anger for a moment for stopping the fight to ask a dumb question, the only thing that was different this time was how the fight scene moved along and they always had a different plan of an attack every time they went against each other, but things were different this time and stopping the fun made Shego mad.
"What, are you actually giving up this time princess?" Kim just shook her head at Shego and then decided to drop that feeling of unease in the pit of her stomach, then attacked Shego again with renewed vigor, making her smirk that Kim actually picked up where they left off.
Meanwhile in the background Ron had just finish destroying Drakken's latest take over the world with a doom laser plot; not like he hasn't made at least forty-seven of those previously, and Rufus was scampering around looking for the usually idiotically placed self destruct button to press it, then he noticed something out of place like the broom that fell causing Ron trip on it dragging him and Drakken into a closet that launched away from the base as it was a hidden escape pod.
"Wait hol…" Shego tried to say before she got a fist in the face, causing her to stagger a bit from the blow; she had both hands on her nose wincing a bit.
"DAMMIT KIM! I SAID WAIT… Okay now I know something is wrong, because everything seems too different to be right, the fact that your Buffoon managed to get himself and Dr. D launched to California in the escape pod, not to mention he left behind his little pink rat and the fact that I just had this very odd feeling that…." Kim was looking at Shego who suddenly stopped, Kim was a little confused at what she was getting at; it seemed to her the break from routine would be welcome and Shego was looking around suspiciously.
"What…" Kim couldn't get anywhere with her questioning of why the escape pod specifically went to California, as that sudden feeling that something was going to go wrong tickled her senses again.
The wall behind her suddenly exploded sending shrapnel everywhere and several different armored figures moved in and before Shego or Kim could do anything or get a good look at who suddenly blew the wall in, they were knocked out cold by a few thousand volts of electricity that flew from a few crab claw like weapons.
Rufus was missed because of his size and he wasn't considered a threat, which made him a little mad so he grabbed onto one of the large armored figures lugging Kim and Shego away and took notice of the strange electrical weapons they were holding.
After they boarded the large hovering assault craft that looked like a large flying box with wings, Rufus noticed one of the thugs point a large rocket launcher labeled RYNO-CIRATOR at Drakken's lair, Rufus just looked at the rocket launcher and then the lair making a quick calculation of what a average rocket launcher could do to such a large building, the light show was about to start so Rufus didn't notice a shadowy figure climb inside the transport watching him.
Of course after it was fired rapidly several times, Rufus was in shock at the massive amount of explosions and the damage it caused and the vehicle suddenly made its way high into the sky and the doors closed on the sight of the lairs ultimate destruction.
In California on a beach.
"Hey Wade I've got Drakken and I lost my pants again, could you get me a ride back to Middleton I kind of ended up in…. Hey where am I?" Someone looks at Ron strangely then just shrugs and decides to answer.
"You're in California dude and what happened to your pants man?" Ron looks down and gives yelp in embarrassment, remembering what he just recently said about his pants.
"California? What happened to you Ron? Is Kim still fighting Shego I can't seem to get a signal on her location?" Wade typing on his keyboard frantically, then a satellite image of Drakken's latest lair shows up and Wade's mouth drops open in shock as all that was there was a large mess of destruction from what appears to be several massive explosions and lots of melted minerals turning most of the ground into glass.
"I kind of tripped on a broom after another slap fight with Drakken and dragged him into what I could only guess was an escape pod, the door caught on my pants and they were stuck on the outside of the pod as it flew here and must have come loose, so what's up with KP." Wade stayed silent and turned away from the keyboard a few seconds, wondering what had hit Drakkens lair and knowing Ron's luck saved him again but not Kim as far as he could tell.
He wasn't about to tell Ron what happened to the lair, so he had to use the Bebe-Kim as stand in again, he's done it before whenever Kim is sick he'd send a Bebe robot that look and acted like the real Kim, the holo-Kim and a few other things had made it known that Ron was rather oblivious about telling Kim apart from a look alike especially when everyone had taken Kim's fashion trend in mission clothes for a week.
"Dude, I'm waiting for a little help here, what's wrong with you and why aren't you answering me? Is it something about Kim?" Wade gulped audibly and started activating the Bebe-Kim and then remembered that Shego was the last person she was seen with, so he had to think of some lie to tell Ron and the most obvious thing not to tell him was that Shego or possibly even Kim had died.
"She's fine Ron, nothings wrong at all and Shego got away again, oh and the base self destruct was set off." This might lead to trouble if any of the villains suddenly found out the real Kim has suddenly disappeared or that Shego was missing from the world of villainy to long, despite the fact that evidence points to being blown up with the multiple impact points, Kim could still be theoretically alive and all he could do was hope she showed up and fast because he didn't think he could program a Bebe-Shego even with all the data he had.
"Wait a sec, where's Rufus?" Ron suddenly looked around wide eyed for his favorite little buddy; leaving Wade suddenly went wide eyed and with the thought 'oh crap'.
In a spaceship heading towards an unknown destination. (It is only unknown to three passengers)
"We've found the two subjects and now what about our reward?" One thug said while on the screen with Vox.
"Yes, I'll pay Thugs-4-Less as soon as my packages have arrived and not before." Vox said with an evil gleam in his eye, he was about to have his newest ratings boosters, even if it kills them in the process.
"Anything else you'll need Mr. Vox?" Vox on screen slowly rubbed his chin while giving the thug a thoughtful look.
"Think you can make a stop by a special starship and pick up an electronics expert named Big Al? I'll pay extra if you can take him without alerting others onboard until it's too late for them to help save him." Vox then came up with a few evil ideas for the two people who would be battling the odds and each other to their demise.
"Sounds like a new deal, we'll talk about it after we drop these packages off for you." The thug for hire said as he went to dock into an evil looking and drop off his packages.
Kim and Shego were still out of it in the back being watched by a few gaurds in case they woke up before they were delivered, Shego shifted a little and then stopped moving she had taken the shock a lot better then Kim with her accelerated healing and high tolerance for energy based assaults on her system.
The thugs were unaware of the small pink rodent that happened to be listening in on the conversation, the Rufus himself didn't notice his watcher and was thinking about how the day should have usually gone and instead he was missing his Bueno Nacho night for this and he very well knew his limitations, so he bided his time waiting for the right moment to get back at the cheese deniers.
End Chapter.