She's Right There, Idiot!
By: LipchoHa
A/N: This is a Chouse (Cameron and House) partner (as in two authors writing this story) story. Just for laughs though, I'll let the other author introduce him/herself first.
Cameron, Foreman, and Chase had just left a week ago, meaning that the House ducklings had left for good it seemed. Sure, the whole hospital missed them (they were a social bunch), but Doctor Gregory House M.D. missed them the most, Cameron in particular. As it turned out, House had an undying love for her. Sure, he denied it, but the love was still there. He denied it to Cuddy, Wilson, the janitor, the nurses, everything and everyone, but he still loved her.
That's why House was surfing the internet for job sites on Wilson's computer for anything about or relating to "Allison Cameron." He hadn't found much yet, because she had only been in the unemployment field for a week. What he had found though only gave his heart (or whatever someone like House has in that spot) little comfort, because she was applying for jobs as far away as California, Washington, and even applied (or whatever process you undergo) to be a missionary to Africa to treat people on the field. And how will she be able to keep herself from contracting AIDS with all of the handsome African men out there? He wondered.
It was about midnight at this point, and it was raining pretty hard. He had thought that, besides the janitors, late-shift nurses, and patients, he was pretty much alone. Unfortunately for him, that bliss was suddenly interrupted by the door quickly opening and Wilson coming in, smiling, eyes closed in merriment, and doing a Lindy on the way in. His bliss was interrupted by House, who was fake-coughing/hacking to ruin his colleague's happy moment.
James Wilson, who was by then at the center of the room, opened his eyes and looked over. His smile suddenly turned into a frown when he saw House at his desk, on his $1,000 computer.
"What are you doing, House?" Wilson asked, annoyed.
House didn't look up, but simply said, "Looking for some internet porn. There is only so much fresh porn on the internet everyday, but, luckily, no time to see it all."
"On my computer?"
"What is a man to do when his computer is filled to the digital brim with all of the other downloaded porn he found?"
"'Man'? Surely, you mean 'child'."
House suddenly got a silly look on his face as Wilson walked over to see what House was really doing, but House quickly closed the window and shut off the monitor.
"Not yet, Young Grasshopper, for you have not learned how to use the power of the dark side!" House said, not looking at Wilson.
Wilson, only wanting to save what was left of his good day, decided not to challenge House again, and walked out of the room.
House stood up and yelled after him; " Try finding some balls while you're gone!"