Before we begin I would like to say that everything and anything in this story should not be taken seriously. I have NO idea what I'm doing and since I'm still piecing together my other stories I decided to take a little load off a do something a bit… Ok REALLY out of the ordinary. So while working on them I thought up this little "series" not sure if it's gonna be one, probably not, and found myself chuckling a little to this…rather odd story of mine. Anyway read to your hearts content and you'll find…something stranger than Terumi helping an old lady across the street without throwing he back into oncoming traffic and stealing her wallet… Now for the STORY! READ ON!
Chapter 1:
It was night time, at least at her manor, but there was nothing strange about that. It was always night time and there was no scientific reason behind it. The bright moon that hovered above the large estate shined it's bright light down like it always did. Within the yard of the manor a certain pigtailed vampire stood in the middle of her rose garden, tea in hand and sitting down. However, something was ailing her, something she hated more then anything.
Boredom.
She was bored out of her mind with nothing to do or interest her. "What shall I do today…?" the vampire questions herself as she stirred her tea. She looks down into the cup and stares at her reflection within. As Rachel sat there and wonder just what she was going to do, one thing came to mind. Something, or in this case someone, who always manages to lift her boredom.
"I question what that buffoon is up too." A playful smirk comes across her face as she gets up and giggles. "This shall be a perfect way to ease my boredom. Nago. Gii."
On queue a fat black cat and a flying fat red bat appears in front of her. "Yes Princess? What's wrong?" the cat asks.
"I shall be taking my leave for a while. Go and tell Valkenhayn that I shall be taking a stroll." Rachel ordered as the two familiars go off in search of Valkenhayn. Rachel snaps her fingers as she finds herself in a lush opened field, the midday sun shining brightly down onto the field. It was actually pretty nice here and she wouldn't mind coming to this place ever so often, but the scenery isn't what she's here for. She looks both ways and questions. "Now where have I gone too? The seithr levels here are quite low… Now," Rachel mumbles. "Where is he…?"
Rachel looked around and saw a tree in the distance and a figure laying on the ground. With a joyful giggle she makes her way over to the figure, coming closer and closer and looks to see the person she was looking for apparently sleeping. A certain Grim Reaper. She stops right in front of him and looks down at the sleeping Ragna.
"Oh Ragna…" she says playfully. "Rise and shine…"
"Huh?" the white haired man groans and opens his eyes as he looks to see Rachel. "Oh…you're here…"
"Good morning Ragna… Nice day isn't it?"
"Yeah I guess… It's ah… It's a good day… So," Ragna yawns. "How's your day Rachel? You ah…you've been living life?"
"Yes I have. Thanks—Ok what's going on here?" Rachel noticed something very wrong here. This conversation was way too normal for them. Usually when she appears Ragna gets an attitude, they throw a few insults at each other, she one ups him and gets her boredom alleviated from his reactions. But this time was different. This time we wasn't budging and he was unnaturally calm.
"Come on Rachel no need to ask questions… Can't you just FEEL this breeze…? This nice gentle breeze flowing through your hair… The warm serene atmosphere? Doesn't it feel wonderful?"
"What trickery is this? Who are you and where is Ragna?"
"Come here Rachel," Ragna taps the ground next to him. "Take a seat next to your good old friend Ragna… Come enjoy this day with me…"
"U-Um…" Rachel was a little hesitant and wondered if this was really Ragna. But there was no mistaking that white hair, red jacket, large sword that leaned on the tree and mismatched eyes. She took a seat down next to him as Ragna let's out a satisfied sigh.
"So how do you feel Rachel?"
'Not even a rabbit huh?' "I'm ok… Are you Ragna? You seem a bit…mellow… Which is weird for you given that you are always such a barbarian that does nothing, but curse and carry on." Rachel says matter of factly, trying to get a rise out of him.
"Haha," Ragna laughed. "Your cute Rachel you know that? Always makin' a guy laugh…"
"Wha!?" Rachel blushed.
"Never been called cute before Rachel? I thought someone like you would always receive a compliment you deserve… This world is so weird… But I guess someone as wise as you would know that as well as anyone wouldn't you my beautiful friend."
"Ok that's it!" her tone soon switches to that of aggravation as she asks. "What is wrong with you!? This is not how you act! You always curse and yell and scream and—and—!" Rachel found herself losing her mind as she didn't know what to make of this.
"Well if you must know my adorable little Rachel," Ragna winks as she blushes hard. "I thought that I was getting a bit weak. So I decided too, from Kagura's reference, to head over here and eat some of these strange plants that grow a little ways away from here." Ragna pointed into the direction it was in which was southwest and flops his hand back down. "So I cooked it up into a little brew and now everything is just," a smile comes onto his face as he lets out a sigh. "So great…"
Rachel just looked at the mellow Ragna, a little weirded out, but more weirded out by how he was acting towards her. Frankly she kind of liked this new change. Being called cute was something she hasn't heard from him yet and to be honest it didn't bother her much. But how he acted was still peculiar. "Strange plants…" Rachel recalls Ragna talking about cooking some plants as she began to tap her chin with her finger. "No…!" Rachel gasps. "Wait he couldn't be…!" her eyes widened. "Oh my god… Ragna are y—!"
"Rachel baby…honey…sweetie…beautiful," Ragna says slowly, letting each word run off his tongue. "How about we stop the questions. And you just lay down here and watch the stars with me."
"It's…3:45 in the afternoon Ragna… There are no stars…"
"That's only if your looking with your eyes you sexy rabbit you…"
"Please…stop that…" Rachel blushes.
"What you don't like the truth babe? Then what do you want me to call you then? I just call you whatever I think you are and that's gorgeous."
"W-Well I um—No this is not right!" Rachel stood up. "Come Ragna! I shall set you straight. It is time for you to wake up from this dream of yours."
"Oh… Believe me… I came the moment I saw you…"
"Stop that you brute!" Rachel blushes.
"If you insist beautiful. Now," Ragna gets up and winks at her. "Lead the way." Rachel let's out an agitated groan as she looks up towards the clear blue sky. Ragna raises a brow. "Hey what's wrong with you? Tired or something Rachel?"
"No… Just something I am planning on doing to Kagura if my suspicions are correct."
"Oh? And what's that?"
"I'm going to kill him."
"I'd love to "kill" you if you know what I mean…" Ragna says with a mischievous grin.
"Yep. He's dead."
Now what could be wrong with our favorite protagonist? To be frank I've got no idea. Oh who am I kidding of course I do. And if, the people who are reading this, look close enough they'll see it too. Anyway I'm trying my hand out on some comedic action with our characters. F.Y.I. none of these events that are recalled in this story are in proper synchronized order so… No questions. Also this story wont be updated very often. Kinda just gonna be a little thing I do every now and again. Anyway hope yall enjoyed. See ya later!