Authors note: This is my first story so it may be a bit stupid~!
Confusion Disfusion
(Friend and me are standing in her bedroom)
(Fred and George appear)
Fred: George why are there two girls over near the dresser
George: they're suppose to be MODELS not MUGGLES
Me: we aren't Muggles
Friend: Yeah we are wizards in training
Fred: **snickers** yeah muggle wizards in training
Me: ok but were close to wizards
Friend:( points to clock which has 3:00 on it ) Dam anyone?
George: Don't swear!
Friend: all I said was Dam
Fred: You swore again
Friend: DAM
George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You said it again!
(This goes on for 10 mins till)
Friend: I've had enough! Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam!
Fred: STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Friend and me start singing dam)
Fred and George: Lets go
(Fred and George see a black dog)
Fred and George HEY SIRIUS!
Me: no… That's a black dog
George: This is two weird I'm outta here!
Fred: Me too
(Fred and George disappear)
Friend and Me: THEY'LL BE BACK! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
PART TWO
(Draco Ginny Fred and George appear)
Draco: Well well what have we here?
Friend: Hey Dracy!
Draco: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME????
Friend: Dracy
Draco: YOU CANT CALL ME THAT! You can call me Draco, Malfoy, Master, Master Malfoy, Your hiness, the king, The best or preferably GOD!
Friend: ok Dracy
Fred: you can also call Malfoy stupid
Draco: Yes you can also call me st- HEY!
Me: Fred has Draco met Sirius
George: oh you mean then bla-
Me: shhhhhhh
(Black dog comes in)
Draco: SIRIUS! YOUR DA MAN!
(Friend Me Fred George and Ginny crack up laughing)
Draco: OH it's a black dog
Ginny: (points to stuffed owl) does it fly
Friend: I need to enchant it
Ginny: I will help WINGAURDIUM LEVIOSA!
(Stuffed owl flys)
Draco: I AM YOUR MASTER!
(Stuffed owl pecks Draco)
Draco: FINE BE LIKE THAT!
Me: Look (touches a touch lamp)
George: is that ecalectrical?
Fred: (pulls out electrical cable and lamp explodes on Fred)
Draco: POP goes the weasel