Standard Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2 or any of it's characters, to lay such a claim would be both foolhardy and illegal. Instead I will direct you to the creator, one Rumiko Takahashi. Whereabouts and alias are unknown to me.
Legend of the Writers
A Ranma 1/2 Spamfic by Kaz
Ranma strolled down the streets of downtown Nerima deep in thought. Something that held deep to his heart and soul.
'I'm so hungry,' thought Ranma to himself as his stomach made a sympathetic grumble to remind him just in case he forgot. 'Let's see, let's see... where should I go? Where should I go? Hmmm, let's see... what am I in the mood for, unwanted affection or unavoidable guilt? Choose your poison, either way you loose! Alas, that is the price you pay for free food!'
As Ranma walked down the street, trying to make up his mind, a voice he did hear cry, "RANMA, PREPARE TO DIE!"
He ducked under the swing, and returned the favor, "What do you want this time, P-chan?" Well, Ranma's swing missed too, and he caught a knee to his solarplex. As the air rushed to escape his chest, a mighty fist smacked him upside the head.
"I don't know, but sooner or later you are going to do something that will incur my wrath! Better to get it over now as long as I'm here!" Ryouga did a straightforward kick that missed straightforwardly. Ranma dodged said kick by pivoting himself to the side and stepping up, bringing his elbow to Ryouga's chin.
"Come on, P-chan, what do you say, I've been a good boy lately, give me a free pass, just this once!"
Ryouga stopped, give him a free pass? As much as he wanted to, "Ranma, you know I can't do that, it would incur the wrath of the Writer!"
Ranma blinked, "The Writer? Geez Ryouga, I never pictured you as the superstitious type. There's no such thing as the Writer! Just some hoopla that mothers tell their children at night to give them nightmares or something!"
Ryouga was freaking out, "Shhh, you idiot! You do not want to incur the wrath of the Writer, dire consequences are bound!" Ryouga was trying to quite down his rival at the same times as looking as freaked out as he ever did.
"Oh, and what is going to happen if I 'incur the wrath of the Writer, huh P-chan?"
"RANMA AT LONG LAST, I HAVE FOUND YOU!" A young girl wearing dark robes and carrying a spear shouted as she came up to Ranma and gave him a big ass hug.
Ranma, trying to peal the spear wielding girl off of himself, "Excuse me? Who are you?"
The girl just smiled, "I'm Midori! I'm from a fishing village outside Hokkai! You father said that I could marry for a bucket of oysters!"
Ryouga started backing away from Ranma, "Shit Ranma, now look what you did! You got another finacee! I gotta get the hell outta here before the Writer..."
"Ryouga!" Everbody froze at that shout! Ryouga turned around to see a young girl wearing a bandanna, "At long Last, I have found you!" The young girl gave him a hug as well, then started smacking him around, "HOW DARE YOU RUN OFF AND WORRYING MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE THAT!"
"Ummm... excuse me, but who are you?" asked Ryouga.
The young girl froze, then she started looking mad. Water started vaporizing in her hair causing a change in the index of refraction just over her head, "I'm your sister, you idiot! And because of you, I've seen hell!"
Ryouga paused, "But I don't have a ..."
"WELL YOU DO NOW!" shouted the girl as she smacked Ryouga over the head. Her moods suddenly shifted from pissed off to sappy, "after you left, mom and dad were so worried! So... so they went out looking for you!" Ryouga got a panicked look on his face, "AND THEY'VE BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE! I HAD TO GROW UP IN FREAKIN' FOSTER CARE BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"Ummm.. excuse me, but who are you?" Asked Ranma.
Midori looked at the pigtailed boy, "I'm Midori, is that you're girlfriend?"
"Ummm." Replied Ranma.
"Hi! My name is Midori too! Isn't that a coincidence! And I'm Ranma's fiancée!" Said the spearweilding girl as she cheerfully shook the other Midori's hand
Ranma took a step back, muttering to himself, "this isn't happening, this isn't happening..."
"Wow," said one of the Midories, "What a weird coincidence!"
Ranma backed into Ryouga, "See what you've done! Now you got the both of us in trouble! I'll make your life hell because of this!" Whispered Ryouga.
"Isn't that what you were trying to do before, p-chan?"
Author's notes:
I have no intention of continuing this-if someone out there is though, go right ahead! Just remember to give credit where credit is due!
Legend of the Writers
A Ranma 1/2 Spamfic by Kaz
Ranma strolled down the streets of downtown Nerima deep in thought. Something that held deep to his heart and soul.
'I'm so hungry,' thought Ranma to himself as his stomach made a sympathetic grumble to remind him just in case he forgot. 'Let's see, let's see... where should I go? Where should I go? Hmmm, let's see... what am I in the mood for, unwanted affection or unavoidable guilt? Choose your poison, either way you loose! Alas, that is the price you pay for free food!'
As Ranma walked down the street, trying to make up his mind, a voice he did hear cry, "RANMA, PREPARE TO DIE!"
He ducked under the swing, and returned the favor, "What do you want this time, P-chan?" Well, Ranma's swing missed too, and he caught a knee to his solarplex. As the air rushed to escape his chest, a mighty fist smacked him upside the head.
"I don't know, but sooner or later you are going to do something that will incur my wrath! Better to get it over now as long as I'm here!" Ryouga did a straightforward kick that missed straightforwardly. Ranma dodged said kick by pivoting himself to the side and stepping up, bringing his elbow to Ryouga's chin.
"Come on, P-chan, what do you say, I've been a good boy lately, give me a free pass, just this once!"
Ryouga stopped, give him a free pass? As much as he wanted to, "Ranma, you know I can't do that, it would incur the wrath of the Writer!"
Ranma blinked, "The Writer? Geez Ryouga, I never pictured you as the superstitious type. There's no such thing as the Writer! Just some hoopla that mothers tell their children at night to give them nightmares or something!"
Ryouga was freaking out, "Shhh, you idiot! You do not want to incur the wrath of the Writer, dire consequences are bound!" Ryouga was trying to quite down his rival at the same times as looking as freaked out as he ever did.
"Oh, and what is going to happen if I 'incur the wrath of the Writer, huh P-chan?"
"RANMA AT LONG LAST, I HAVE FOUND YOU!" A young girl wearing dark robes and carrying a spear shouted as she came up to Ranma and gave him a big ass hug.
Ranma, trying to peal the spear wielding girl off of himself, "Excuse me? Who are you?"
The girl just smiled, "I'm Midori! I'm from a fishing village outside Hokkai! You father said that I could marry for a bucket of oysters!"
Ryouga started backing away from Ranma, "Shit Ranma, now look what you did! You got another finacee! I gotta get the hell outta here before the Writer..."
"Ryouga!" Everbody froze at that shout! Ryouga turned around to see a young girl wearing a bandanna, "At long Last, I have found you!" The young girl gave him a hug as well, then started smacking him around, "HOW DARE YOU RUN OFF AND WORRYING MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE THAT!"
"Ummm... excuse me, but who are you?" asked Ryouga.
The young girl froze, then she started looking mad. Water started vaporizing in her hair causing a change in the index of refraction just over her head, "I'm your sister, you idiot! And because of you, I've seen hell!"
Ryouga paused, "But I don't have a ..."
"WELL YOU DO NOW!" shouted the girl as she smacked Ryouga over the head. Her moods suddenly shifted from pissed off to sappy, "after you left, mom and dad were so worried! So... so they went out looking for you!" Ryouga got a panicked look on his face, "AND THEY'VE BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE! I HAD TO GROW UP IN FREAKIN' FOSTER CARE BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"Ummm.. excuse me, but who are you?" Asked Ranma.
Midori looked at the pigtailed boy, "I'm Midori, is that you're girlfriend?"
"Ummm." Replied Ranma.
"Hi! My name is Midori too! Isn't that a coincidence! And I'm Ranma's fiancée!" Said the spearweilding girl as she cheerfully shook the other Midori's hand
Ranma took a step back, muttering to himself, "this isn't happening, this isn't happening..."
"Wow," said one of the Midories, "What a weird coincidence!"
Ranma backed into Ryouga, "See what you've done! Now you got the both of us in trouble! I'll make your life hell because of this!" Whispered Ryouga.
"Isn't that what you were trying to do before, p-chan?"
Author's notes:
I have no intention of continuing this-if someone out there is though, go right ahead! Just remember to give credit where credit is due!