Disclaimer: I don't own man. This story is a bit crackish.
It has been 2 years since Allen killed all the black order members. Hehe… Now that the order is destroyed I can take over the world. Mwahahah! Thought Allen.
Voice 1: Um.. It's been 2 years since the order was destroyed and you're just now saying you are going to take over the world?
Voice 2: He didn't say it he thought it.
Allen: Shut up!
Voice 2: WE CANNOT SHUT UP. We don't exist you're just a bit crazy…
Voice 1: he gots a point you Know…
Allen: I am not crazy…
Voice 2: I didn't say you were crazy… I said you were a bit crazy…
Allen: Same thing !
Lavi: Hi!
Allen: Aren't you dead?
Lavi: yeah. You're just imagining us.
Allen: Ok…
Voice 1: I am really Yu!
Allen: wait… your me?
Voice 1: I'm fucking Kanda!
Allen: Ok…
Voice 2: Im Komui!
Allen: K..
Komui: You shall die!
Allen: yeah right.
*** Allen gets shot by a M16.****
Komui: Mwahahaha!
Lavi:heheheh…
Kanda: HahAHAHAHAHAHA!11