Kairi the only one for me Chapter 1 Persocom Teachings

Hello! My name is Kairi Sekimoto, I am 15 years old, I have auburn hair, lightly tanned skin, and Lavender eyes. Oh, and did I mention I am the last hope for persocoms and human kind? I am the night, I am the day, I am the-

"KAIRI!" My eyes snapped open, only to find myself precariously perched on the side of my bed, the ground drawing closer as I tried to untangle myself from my thick comforter and sheets.

I hit the ground with hardly any noise, my impact absorbed mostly by my frivolous amount of pillows and blankets I must have pushed off myself in the night.

"Oh my god, Axel!" he snickered and ran out of my room , dodging the pillow I threw at him. "Yeah you better run!" Huffing, finally able to untangle myself, I glared at my bed. How dare it let me fall like that?

"You said to wake you up, so I woke you up," he said appearing in my doorway, now with a tooth brush in hand.

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Toothbrush?

"You Brush your teeth?" Axel brushes his teeth?

"Yes, I brush my teeth, smart ass. Just because I don't always wear clean clothes doesn't mean I don't brush my teeth."

"Ew, Axel, get out! You're Getting Spit on the floor!" Ew. He made a quick exit as I threw another pillow at him. He sickens me, he really, really does.

Okay, now that he left, I should probably clear a few things up. I'm not the last hope for persocoms and human kind. I'm just Kairi Sekimoto, 15 year old self-proclaimed anime fanatic. The part about the way I look Is true, though.

I may have left out that I am so skinny it looks like I have a disease or something, and that I almost always have bags under my eyes from staying up too late to play video games (and by late I mean 5 am.) But can you blame me? I mean, if I hadn't gone on those raids, I wouldn't have gotten those rare items! Then I wouldn't have been able to run that dungeon! Then Lucy would have kicked my ass!

But… Never mind that. You don't want to know about my online troubles. Okay, the annoying freak who just woke me up? Yeah, that's my big brother, Axel. I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for him. And I and not talking about this room.

The only reason I have yet to unleash my wrath upon him is because baby axel had a habit of poking holes in things when he was a baby…most notably condoms. Just don't tell the condom company that, or we might have to sell mom's house.

If it had been anyone but Axel, I would have torn off their arm and beat them to death with the wet end. But, unfortunately, I owe my existence to the little worm.

Axel is Kind of like me. We both have red hair, except his is bright red. His eyes are green, not blue. He is as skinny as me, but he is paler. He looks more like mom, I look more like dad. He loves fire, but then again, who doesn't? I can also assure you, I am not nearly as sadistic as he is, I don't think. Namine, my best friend, says I'm not. But she isn't the most reliable source. She's like Quatre from Gundam wing, she's too nice.

"Axel, babe! Are you ready to go?" Ugh, Axel's girlfriend Larxene is here. I liked her, I really did, but every time I walked into a room I seem to find her trying to eat my brother. Ew. If I wanted to see that, I would watch hentai. I mean, I know I'm a total perv, but I don't find it hot when it's my brother.

"c'mon Kai, you're coming with us today." What?

"What?" you have to be kidding me.

"Mom doesn't want you moping around the house today, so you get to come hang out with us." maybe I could- "and don't even think about ditching us, I'm going to be watching you like a hawk." Damn. it.

I slammed my head on my wall, "fine, just let me get ready." this is going to be a long day. Kairi, the savior of persocoms and human kind, never had to deal with this crap.