Aww yeah! This going to be good. As I promised "I Work For Grimmjow-sama" is here! I must warn you the Ichigo is kind of a dick. Just a little. But I do not own Bleach and please enjoy the story!
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"Uh Ichi, you don't have to pay me back. Really, we're friends aren't we?"
"Yes, which is exactly why I have to pay you back! I haven't had rent money in two months. Two! Shinji, I love you like a brother. So let me pay you back." I say to Shinji. He sighs and runs a hand in his blond hair. I can tell he really doesn't want to make me pay, but it's not up to him.
"Fine, but I would love for to tell me how you plan on getting this money. Considering you don't have a job…" He tells me. I know I don't have a job; he doesn't have to remind me. I remind myself every day. This whole not having a job thing is killing me.
"I'll just go find one, it's not that hard." I walk out of the loft I share with Shinji. I planned on finding a job because I'm sick of people treating me like I'm some kind of charity case. First my dad decides to pay my tuition, even though I know it's hard on him. And when I told him I'd find a way to pay for it, he dropped the whole; it's because we're family bullshit. Then Shinji tells me I don't have to pay rent this month. Again. Seriously, am I that pathetic?
I walk around the busy, crowned city looking for any signs of employment needs. I stop inside a few coffee shops and none of them are hiring. Next I apply for a job at the local market. Nothing. It's like the world refuses to hire me! I bet you're probably wondering why I don't have a job in the first place, right? Well I'll tell ya'. My bosses thought it was okay for them to touch and feel on me. Well it's not. If anything that's like sticking your hand in a Lion's cage and expecting it not to bite you. So when I retaliate, they get mad and they fire me. It's not my fault I'm so good looking you can't keep your hands off me.
I continue to walk but something catches my eye. There's an ad on a light post. It's says their looking for a house keeper and interviews were today. Just my luck, I can clean. But I got to be honest; house cleaning is not on my top job choice.
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So I get to this house and I'm angry and surprised. This house is freaking huge but that's not what pisses me off. Actually, yeah it does. Who needs a house that big? There is probably rooms this guy doesn't even use. I walk up to the door and knock. I didn't think anybody would answer the door so turned and walked off the porch.
"Where are you going? You're here for the house keeping job, right?" I turn around to see its some guy who looks like he could be gayer than Shinji. He's got short dark hair styled in some weird way and this high pitched voice that made me want to scratch my ears off.
"Uh yeah. Is it still open?"
"Yup! Right this way…?"
"Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki."
"That's an interesting name. My name is Luppi. I work here and I'd advise you to turn around before I have to hurt that pretty little body of your's." he says indifferently. Hold the hell up. Did this dipstick just threaten me? Well just doesn't know who the hell I am, does he?
"I'm sorry, what?" I say to him.
"Oh I'm sure you heard me. Grimmjow-sama is mine and I'm not too fond of sharing. And I really wouldn't want to hurt you but I'm just making sure you understand."
"Mhmm. I really don't care about this Grimmjow person you were just talking about, but I'll tell you this. You don't ever fuckin' threaten me. You don't know me and you sure as hell don't know what I can do to you. I will beat you to the point where no one would recognize you and leave your ass for dead. So consider this your first and only warning, next time I'm kickin' your faggitty little ass." I tell him before I kick in between the legs and then Spartan kicked him into the wall which knocks him out.
"Hey! What the hell is all that noise for? I told you to bring the people to me not fuck around Luppi!" a man yells as he makes his way around the corner. When I look up from the little bastard Luppi's body, I see a blue haired man staring at me.
"What? He threatened me…" I tell the guy as I walk over Luppi's body. The only thing he does is take his hand and drag it down his face. He lets out an irritated groan.
"Look I don't care. You're here for the job, right? Then follow me since this dumbass couldn't do it." He said referring to Luppi. I did as the man told me to do and I followed him into a room with large double doors. Once inside I could tell it was an office of sorts. The blue haired man plops down into his seat and motions for me to do the same.
"Name?" he asks me.
"Ichigo Kurosaki."
"Tell me about yourself, Ichigo?"
"What do you want to know?" The man pauses for a moment like I threw him off but he then continues.
"Tell me why you want this job…"
"I don't want this job at all, personally. But I do need money. I'm 22 years of age and I'm in college. I share a loft with my best friend and can't even afford to pay rent. I'm sick of being broke and I can't keep a job. That satisfy you?" The man simply stares at me and scowls at me.
"Why can't you keep a job?"
"Cause my bosses always seem think it's okay to touch me when it's not, so I retaliate with force. Apparently they don't like that…" The unknown man tips his head back and laughs. I didn't know what was so funny, I was being completely serious.
"My names Grimmjow by the way. Forgot to tell you that earlier." I couldn't help but think the name sounded familiar but whatever. Grimmjow looked at me like I was supposed to know him. It was almost like he was waiting for a reaction.
"Okay?"
"Alright nevermind, that was so not the reaction I had been hoping for. But I'll hire you. Congratulations." He reaches out his hand for me to shake, so I do. But there was just one thing I just had to ask.
"Hey how much does this job pay. Am I getting minimum wage or somethin'?" He chuckles at me and once again I'm not sure what's so funny.
"Straight to the point, huh? Well as you can see this house is big so that means this house has many rooms. However you are not paid by how many room you clean but by the days. Its 400 dollars a day and you work 5 days a week. That cool with you, strawberry?"
"I'll ignore that strawberry comment just because of how much you're paying me but if I see you outside of work and you call me that, I'm kicking your ass dude." He makes a face at me and starts walking towards me. He puts his finger on my chest and pokes me repeatedly.
"Listen here strawberry, you work for me so that means I can talk to you anyway I see fit so get used to it. It's obvious you don't know who I am." Me being the smart ass that I know I am, I tell him exactly who he is.
"Your name is Grimmjow." I say giving him a blank look.
"Wrong! It's Grimmjow-sama. Now follow me, strawberry." This guy is going to die by my hands. He walks out of the room and I have no choice but to follow since I don't want to get lost in this damned place. The walk is short and we end up in what looks like a living room. It's then that see a dress like uniform.
"You are expected to where this every day when you check in with me." This guy has lost his fucking mind. So allow me to help him find it.
"No. I have several reason as to why I'm not wearing that shit but I'll keep it simple and give you three reasons."
"Excuse me, you don't have a choice." He says to me.
"Number one, I'm a guy and I'm not cross dressing for no one, you hear me? Number two, you're not even going to be home for you to see me in the outfit any way. And Number fuckin' three, no…just no. It's not happening." I fold my arms over my chest and wait for him to speak. Eventually he starts to let out a humorless chuckle.
"You're a piece of fuckin' work, you know that? But that's the way I like em'."
"So I've been told Grimmjow-sama."
"Don't get smart Kurosaki." He warns me.
"Yeah whatever, I'll be here at 9." I tell him as I walk towards the door I came in from.
"Fine!"
"Fine!" I scream him before walking over Luppi's unmoving body and out the door.
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"That guys a little shit." Grimmjow said out loud.
"He acts just like you." A voice said from behind him.
"Shut up Ulquiorra. He is nothing like me." he said as he sticks his nose in the air. Ulquiorra sighed and continued to look at Grimmjow.
"Are you aware that you let him pick his own time schedule?"
"That little piece of shit!" Grimmjow yells as he walks in circles with his hand on his chin.
"As I stated earlier, he acts just like you. He's hot headed, petulant, annoying, dense-"
"I got it Ulquiorra, thanks. Prick…Anyway, it doesn't matter if he might act like me, I'm the original. I'm the bigger asshole and by the time he gets here tomorrow, he'll know it. I'm Grimmjow motherfuckin' Jeagerjaques and he will respect me!" Grimmjow yelled as he walked into his office.
"He's such a dumbass…"
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